We know it seems like there’s been an awful lot of QCrimes this month, but the only gay porn actors accused of crimes have been Robert Van Damme, Chase Crawford (we know that gay sex tape is out there somewhere) and now Sean Cody’s Addison.
Addison (real name Jason Andrews, aka DJ Veritas) goes out with straight porn actress, Sunny Dae (real name Amanda Logue). Logue also works as a masseur (re: prostie), but instead of rubbing her clients down and offering them a happy ending, she bashes their head in with a sledgehammer so hard that it sprays blood onto the goddamned ceiling fan and then repeatedly stabs them in the back and uses her boyfriend to help steal $6,000 of their cash, valuables, and a Home Depot credit card. The two were arrested at a Home Depot which will all make a nice, heartwarming story for the grandkids once they get out in 2065:
“Your grandpappy used to flip fuck on a gay porn site owned by an ex-Mormon. But then he saw your meemaw doing a double-pen in MILF Next Door and it was love at first cream pie! Anyway, atter going out for a while, we thought, ‘Wouldn’t it be fun to murder and rob an innocent man?’ And so by George we did! What a hoot! Ugh, until we got arrested buying wainscoting fixtures at the local Home Depot. Then we both got thirty years for aggravated homicide and robbery. But here we are, wearing a home monitoring bracelet and peeing in a diaper with all of you kids. Now get out of here you little scamps before I bash your brains out and steal your milk money. Ahhh… little bastids.”
Like true professionals, they planned out the entire murder via text message. You can read them all here, but here’s a small sampling. They seem like nice kids. Here’s the interesting part though, they both Twittered before, during, and after the murder and their Tweets are mundane as fuck; shit like “Trapped in a car wash” and “I wanna go watch a movie tonight, any suggestion?” What’s even more interesting is that four hours before the murder they both claim to be going to Exxxotica Miami, a porn conference 5 1/2 hours away from the murder victim’s home where he was found. Tweets don’t prove anything, but was it their lame attempt at an alibi?
It’s a shame. Addison was an aggressive versatile top with a big dick that enjoyed fucking bottoms cross-eyed and then cumming huge loads all over their faces. Now the same thing will probably happen to him in prison, where he won’t get paid for it. Meanwhile, some rich dude who just wanted a skank to blow his load is dead. Greedy, greedy, greedy. The murderer fucked a lot on QC: Sean Cody: Kiefer and Addison Sean Cody: Joe and Addison Sean Cody: Harley and Addison Flip-Fuck Sean Cody: Lane and Addison Sean Cody: Ski Retreat Fuckfest
It’s ultra lame to admit, but in the 1980’s when there was no internet and we were too young to buy gay porn, we used to masturbate to the 8-bit NES version of Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out. We left the controller on the floor and wanked off while the shirtless pixelated studs would beat the shit out of us—mega hot, mega sad.
But modern video games now have all sorts of great options for actually having gay sex instead of just imagining it. We already told you about the hot man-on-elf action in Dragon Age, but apparently there’s even an RPG where you can choose to have unprotected anal sex. How far gay gaming has cum! Bryan Safi from That’s Gay kicks it around QC: ACOCKALYPSE NOW “No Homo” Gayngels And if you like sexy gay games: Porn Star or Potato? and Gay Bar or Steakhouse? Cruising Room, Kinky Keeper, and Hunkcraft Keric’s Complex and Kingdom Cum
With the summer just around the corner, guys at Male Strippers Unlimited is celebrating the coming of the hot sunny season by updating their gallery with some of the hottest amateur guys being naked in public and outdoors! Catch thousands more hot public nudity pics and videos over there now including hot live strip and sex shows. Here’s a hot sample video clip:
Two young men, Maikel and Jonas, stand before each other in an open field. The violent tension is more than evident as they challenge each other’s space, moving their face into the other’s face as if daring their rival to strike first. As their faces get closer and closer, sexual tension begins to mingle with the aggression until Jonas gives Maikel a kiss and then slams him to the ground and force-feeds his fat and heavy cock into that cute little mouth of his that keeps screaming “No! I don’t like this, faggot!”. What ensues is an ongoing battle for sexual dominance, or simply put, two boys struggling to rape each other.
Russ is an Air Force vet who’s well mannered, genuine, and really nice. Now, he’s in college and devoted full-time to his studies. Russ is ambitious and, one day, wants to be a chef. He also wears his heart on sleeve and admits that may be a reason he’s perpetually single. For Russ though, a relationship isn’t high on his priority list. He’s focused on his studies but likes to casually date…just as long as the girl doesn’t get on his nerves.
“What annoys you most about women?”
“Not able to hold a conversation, too uptight, not laid back enough, can’t take a joke, things like that,” he answered.
noun: A straight guy who hangs out with lesbians. Basically the lesbian equivalent of a fag hag or fruit fly.
ex: Yeah, a lot of guys thinks Samir’s gay because he hangs out with lezzies, but he’s totally straight, he’s just a lezbro. Every now and then he gets to make out with one of them too. I know, what a jerk!
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