Subscribe to Unsubscribe?

Something’s been befuddling the QC Team. Why would anyone subscribe to the Gallery section, only to immediately write in to request “unsubscribe me!”, “take me off your list!”, “I didn’t know I’d be seeing nekkid men!”…and if we take more than a couple of hours to act on the request, we’d get a repeat email that screams (in caps no less) “TAKE ME OFFFF YOU SNAIL!!” (okay, we added the snail bit in, but you get the drift. There are some really demanding people in the house!).
If you have no real intention to subscribe, please don’t. Also, we do not bite nor spam. Maybe you’d like to consider keeping your account so you can save it for a horny day when you decide you wanna oggle at hot men again? Well, unless you’ve decided to turn straight…that’s a different story.
Truth is we’re pretty shorthanded over here, and we’d rather spend time keeping the site stuffed with goodies for our readers than waddling through the tens of thousands of accounts (it’s a rather tedious process) so we can say bye-bye to some people’s undecisiveness.
Thank you for your thoughtfulness in advance.