QC OlymPICS: The Stallions of Water Polo

Sweet Jesus, we love water polo. A bunch of muscular, Speedo-clad men in bonnets trying to score on each other in the deep end. It’s a rigorous, exciting, and very splashy sport. They have to kick their legs to keep their torsos out of the water then defend and launch the ball with their beautiful arms.
Every now and then, the men get into a tussle trying to manhandle the ball out of each other’s grip. Sometimes they’re stuck chest-to-chest or front-to-back in headlocks, grabbing, and slapping each other… just like a frisky night at the gay bar. Though the medals haven’t been awarded yet, they’re all gold-winners on our podiums.