Erection ’08: Paris For President

Give it up, Palin. You’ll never be President unless McCain croaks and he’s not gonna. Even if grandpa manages to pull a victory out of his wrinkly ass, he’ll stay on life support just to make sure it’s his finger on the button and not yours. QueerClick’s personally voting Libertarian (ha!), but we’ve also got a dark horse candidate for those of you who enjoy parties more than politics—celebuwreck Paris Hilton! She’s liberal alright… she’s pro-clean energy, anti-torture, and pro-gay marriage (one of her Secret Service men has a secret of his own). And don’t doubt she won’t do a good job. As she says, “Bush did it, it can’t be that hard.”
But in all seriousness, Election Day is Tuesday, November 4th and you had better get out there and vote. QueerClick has some useful links to make sure your Election Day is fulfilling and fair.
– If you’re not sure where to vote, find your polling place with the Google Voting Map.
– Know your rights regarding time off to vote. The link above has all sorts of helpful legal backup you can print and leave on your boss’ desk.
– If you are told you cannot vote for any reason, demand a provisional ballot, and contact the Election Protection Coalition at 1-866-OUR-VOTE.
– If you are transgender, brush up on transgender voting rights.
– Encourage others to go out an vote as well.
Thanks,
Team Orange