PataPORN With Chinpoko!
Okay so last week I was not impressed by the week’s porn. Well apparently admitting that worked because this week—OH IT’S ON MOTHERFUCKERS! Let’s get started with PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!
Corbin Fisher: Fucking Elijah
PATA PATA PATA!!!! Wooooooo weeeee! What a way to kick off May!!!!
Thank you, Corbin Fisher. Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Okay boys, renew your subscription because you’re going to want to see this shit!
I have to admit when I saw this post I thought to myself, “Ugh, Brent again.” Don’t get me wrong—Brent is a hottie, but lately it seems like Corbin Fisher should change its name to “Brent Dawson,” because it’s basically Brent or Dawson doing some kind of fucking.
Well today I learned a lesson. Just like in jazz music, there are standard songs. Standards are celebrated by jazz lovers and respected by jazz connoisseurs. Well, Brent is a standard of Corbin Fisher and he’s earned my respect.
Now before you watch this post you HAVE TO read Corbin’s synopsis. It totally made me chub up before I pressed play. Corbin puts in teasers like this…
In what I consider to be some of the most passionate footage I’ve ever captured, Brent ever so slowly slides his dick into Elijah’s hole and pops Elijah’s cherry. He takes it easy on Elijah at first and really lets Elijah not only get used to the sensation, but also thoroughly enjoy it.
Are you kidding me?!! Corbin is right, too. Elijah (who’s usually more aggressive) looks like he’s in seventh heaven. Honestly, this kid could be a slutty, twinky, bottom-whore in real life, but in this video I believe he’s lost his cherry. I really do. And as always, my favorite part is watching Elijah’s face as he cums while Brent is inside him.
Yum. If dicks really had mouths, we’d lap up the cream too.
Hottest post of the week.
Split Identity: Sean Cody’s Mitch And Kurt Serve Fort Troff’s Army
Mitch is in the army now! Or maybe just the sex-pig army!!!
Isn’t the internet the greatest? No one can ever have any secrets. If you’ve been reading my posts (which you SHOULD HAVE BEEN) you’ll remember I am a big fan of Mitch from Sean Cody. Damn, that boy is just all man. A hunky hunk!
And apparently, he’s a lot more than that. Mitch is one hot, cock-sheath wearing stud on a mission to fuck! It’s nice to see this clean cut Sean Cody boy has a dark ‘n’ dirty side. Let’s hope we get to see more. PATA PATA!
QCA Art: Pricasso
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH!
What a waste of a dick! Why, why, why? Why would you ever do this to us? Did you read??? He has to wait two weeks between paintings for THE SKIN TO GROW BACK!
Why would Pricasso do that? Doesn’t he ever give any love to his lil’ guy? I’m all for art for art’s sake and all that shit… but not at the sacrifice of a perfectly stiff prick!
Lucas Vick Spotted On GuysWithiPhones.com
Lucas Vick is such a cutie. Yes he has the ears of Mickey Mouse, but I think that makes him just even more adorable. That lil’ furry chest and those big brown eyes. And you know I love those tatts on his forearm. Yum. I love the new GuysWithiPhones site as well.
What’s weird (I can’t believe I’m saying this), is that I agree with the QC comment from Scott. How much hotter is Lucas Vick with clothes on? Do you think I would look better in clothes? Hmmmm. Oh Gawd! The last thing I need is to start worrying about my clothes. You guys have no idea about how much I stress over what condom I wear. Do I wear the ribbed, or will it make me look fat? Do I do the flavored condom…or will that make me seem cheap? If I get the Magnum XL, am I just kidding myself?
Oh God I just realized I have nothing to wear!!!!! I have to go! See you next week, and while I’m rummaging through my condom closet—get out there and get turned on!
