Top 10 QComments
Because last week’s Top 10 mostly concerned barebacking, it got a bit heavy. Worry not though, faithful readers, because this week the Top 10’s back with the sweetness and light you’ve come to expect from our beloved QCommenters. Don’t believe us? Well, how do size queens, studio haters, race-baiters, and bisexual vegetable fuckers sound to you? Oh! We’ve got your interest now, do we. Well then, on with the Top 10!
When Latin eye-candy Ricky Martin basically outed himself in an Aqui TV interview, our QComments ranged from “Leave Ricky alone!” and “We’ve known for decades!” to “Meh.” But scooter not only provided additional evidence for Martin’s homosexuality, but an interesting cultural stereotype based on actual experience (re: fucking):
Do you think if Ricky was straight or even BI he’ could’nt find a beautiful woman to have his babies the old fashioned way, instead they were born by surrogate. The men in the latin culture have a problem admitting to being gay. I dated a latino man and he was mucho in the closet except for a small few that new and the thought of anyone finding out made him freak out.
Hmmm… no wonder that Latino guy never called us back after we showed up to the restaurant in assless chaps. Oh well, his loss. And talking about asses, Michael Lucas shelled out $18K to get what might be a non-speaking role on a primetime TV show. His desire to make porn models more accepted in mainstream culture may sound smart, but QCommenter frankie o thinks Lucas’ decision might be based on another grey matter:
silly silly man – does he not know that being just ‘a fantasy’ is (almost) the main requiremnt of being a porn star – . . . and what’s with your age demagraphic thing? anyone who’s straight [of any age, in most locations] wont know who he is [thats like assuming that gay men know who the Playrabbits are – or whatever those bitches are called] . . . but i’m guessing he’s reaching a point where he’s feeling ‘too old’ to be doing porn and is trying [like many others] to break back thru the mainstream after so many years in the porn party wilderness . . . maybe if he’s used his brain instead of his cock to make a living [no judgment – its another thing gay men like ifrom thier porn stars – a cock]
First off, if Lucas’ repeated press releases are any indication, he doesn’t feel old; he feels like a teenager. Plus, Lucas 30-year-old physique can only be the result of a Satanic pact. If that’s old, wheel us into whatever retirement villa he ends up in—we’ll bring the vodka.
Lastly, on the celebrity front, Thomas disagreed when we said see-through underwear’s less sexy than non-see-through. That and, he had some words for another teenage heartthrob—Robert Pattinson:
Too much visibility!? Hell no! Especially when the underwear is worn by Levi Poulter! As for the last Sticky, I am still in the dark as to why the world is so obsessed with Robert Pattinson! He’s not attractive at all and looks stoned off his ass in every candid picture. All these Emo girls (or perhaps just girls in general) who are obsessed with vampires and/or go Lady Gaga over any new leading man dubbed a heartthrob are ridiculous.
OK, you may have a point, Thomas. But have you ever seen this underwear pic of Pattinson? Oh yeah, it’s fake. Well how about these videos of him making out with men? Oh, they’re from a film. Man, OK. But do you really gotta kill the dream of every teenage girl?
Bisexual vegetable rapists, men who hate porn studios, size queens, and more after the jump!
Fans raved when we announced the partnering of Bel Ami with Corbin Fisher. But one QCommenter, appropriately named Meh, felt less than enthusiastic:
OH Please with as many people as I have seen leaving CF in DROVES FOR DOING REPEAT STUFF. HELL is membership that BAD that they have to go overseas and shoot with another company and Bel-Ami no less. The guys there are HOT as F*CK. SEAN CODY still wins. Stop trying to Lure us to your site CF IT WON’T WORK. And Zeke and Elijah and my Boo Josh I knew they would enjoy the Mansex if they gave it a chance Freaking Hotness. I guess CF trying to get back to glory days of old,but remember you didn’t reqiuire a big name company to stand on your own. Jus My Two cents
Not a fan, we presume. Oh well, Next_top_size_queen is a fan… of William Higgins’ Filip Carbol. When QCommenter, Matt, expressed shock at Filip’s “small penis” (adding that he wasn’t a size queen), Next_top_size_queen shot back with this:
Matt: “and i’m not a size queen” But ya are, blanche, ya are. While his penis does appear to fall on the lower end of the average spectrum, you need to get out more, if you think this is a “very” small penis.
We love men, period. Big dongs are rad, but so are handsome Eastern European hunks like Filip. And as for dicks, icing on the cake (OK, OK… we’re size queens too). But moving on… QCommenter, rawrrXD, was unimpressed by the size of Sean Cody’s Ethan; but not the size of his cock, rather his whopping fish of a bio:
hot yes the biggest bull story i’ve heard even for porn? CHEA DUDE working in the resturant business myself, there is no way he is a chef at 2 places, and goes to the gym 7 times a week, and spends time with mommy dearest.
And, and, and… Ethan still finds time to spooge onto couches. Oh well, maybe Ethan has a Hermione Granger Time-turner… look it up.
Usually we don’t include QComments from Ask QC on the Top 10 because, to be blunt, they’re often depressing; helpful, but not always the most fun to relive. But when QCommenter, DoorHold added onto New Guy’s advice, we had to share:
@A New Guy: “I’ve always thought that a good percent of men are bisexual by nature and would have sex with another guy if the time was convenient to them.” I wouldn’t read “bisexual” into that as a good percentage of men would have sex with a VEGETABLE if it was convenient. 😉
Cucumbers anyone? Or do you prefer carrots? They’re easier to “ingest”… and all that vitamin A. Mom was right…
When he saw the art-imitates-porn drawings of B. Boyer, QCommenter, Jim got thinking about art philosophy and how schools could increase art enrollment:
As an artist myself… im always a tad confused when i see people draw photos… like i saw a piere fitch in there. A teacher once said to me why waist time drawing a copy of something that already exists? thats what a camera is for! your job is to create something that could never exist without you. Its very true. The photographer was the artist here and to redraw a photo might be good practice but like the guy that commented before me drawing a model that you arranged is much more of an accomplishment. p.s the models in art school are always hideous!! Porn stars and strippers should def start art modeling on the side.
Yeah, the problem Jim is that most of the flabby models that worked in our school’s art studios did so for free. At $1000 a blowjob, porn models would increase tuition past what any aspiring artist could ever afford. The whole porn as art thing segues nicely well into our next QComment. Yawn thinks of porn not as art but as a business and as such, thinks that barebacking studios aren’t the best role models when it comes to promoting safe sex or working conditions:
I will entertain the idea of porn as a corporate entity: Unregulated corporations are not concerned with the well being of their employees and are primarily focused on making profits. So porn, if you argue that it is another form of a corporation, this no different. And exposing your employees to unsafe work practices for the sake of profit is wrong. This has been established in countless court cases in a wide variety of industries. This hasn’t included porn…yet. The safety of the performers must come first. As an employer is obligated legally to the welfare and safety of its employees, so to do the studios who employ sex workers for films.
Yawn also disagreed with our entire contention that studios have no ethical or moral obligation not to show barebacking videos. We’re not sure how he feels about “low-visibility condoms,” but his entire QComment on last week’s Top 10 is worth a read.
And while it warms our hearts when QCommenters run to the defense of their favorite porn stars, it sets us positively on fire when they rush to the defense of our editors, especially the inimitable Editor D who’s been posting video footage of Maricar Reyes & Dr. Kho Hayden fucking. After fending off a handful of unappreciative QCommenters who basically said “Who cares?”, Jay SeanBudenver kissed them off and gave a kiss to Editor D too in the process:
Those guys are racist……..and you are right Mr. Editor, you a wide reder around the world….the some of that came from that country in which that particular video was taken……… Some fags like you guys likes American, Latino, or whatever but some also likes asian….So if you do not know or do not care about that particular person then just shut up and let others enjoy because others care……..
Our hero.
Every week, we round up the ten best QComments. If yours didn’t make it in this week, there’s always next time—please continue to share. You input makes QC a hell of a lot more fun to visit. In the meanwhile, thanks again to our beloved QCommenters and we look forward to seeing your insightful bits next to our naughty ones. Enjoy!
