Top 10 QComments
We love it when our QCommenters take time out of their whacking off to share thoughts about QC’s fabulous porn stars! Love ’em or hate ’em, many of our favorite stars are legendary, infamous, or just downright weird. And whether our QCommenters are building them up like a teenage fanclub or tearing them down like an bathtub full of drunk cats, we love being a fly on the wall and reporting the buzz back to you. But enough with the mixed metaphors! Onto the QComments…!
When we reported that all the dicks in gay porn made Jason Adonis have a mental breakdown and decide to retire (again), randy w shook his head and said happy trails to the underachieving porn vet:
jason is a hot guy in an industry with a million (in my opinion hotter) guys in line to take his place, guys that actually dig sucking cock and being filmed doing it. the fuss and the amount of press over him is way out of proportion to what he has contributed. that is no diss on the guy personally. but porn, and sex in general, are supposed to be hot and fun. if it isn’t either of those things any more, then i wish him the best of luck in his next venture.
Talking about hotter men, desert_doug_az compared two of Randy Blue’s stable in response to their latest video of Leo and Malachi fucking. Malachi is Doug’s obvious favorite, but is he right about Leo’s underwhelming performances?
Leo is a world of contradiction. In one interview he says str8 and the next bi. While I think he has a great over all look and ginormous cock and balls, he is the most boring top I have seen in years. He has no fluild movement when he fucks. He is not into a scene at all. Gay for pay and way too uptight to let go is my guess. I wouldn’t pay him a dime to “act” on my site… Malachi is handsome and while maybe gay for pay, at least he gets into a scene. Ever notice that Leo always looks to his side when JO? Reminds me of an animal humping a leg…In this case a complete boar…
So Leo’s less of a lion and more of a pig… We’d love to see that piggy get skewered by an freakishly large man spear sometime. That might bring the animal out in him, eh?
Nutritional jis-eating, horse-faces, and incredibly bad English after the jump!
Now onto some more outright bitchiness! When QCommenter edWoody said that Buzz West’s Aaron Jacobs reminded him of a TV star that he just “couldn’t put his finger on,” donnie came back with this withering QComment:
edWoody-i don’t think you want to “put your finger on it..” YUCK-sadly that last shot of him eating his own man-goo is the only real “nutrition” this pasty little waif has gotten lately.
Hey, maybe it’s that Aaron Jacobs has a problem with his metabolism and he just can’t help his waifishness! Or maybe he’s being effected by the recession and hot clumps of jism are all he can afford to eat—they’re high in protein but not in fat. Oh well, we all like different types. Take QCommenter chris for example. He likes seeing Chaos Men’s Ziggy get serviced, but not by anybody else but Bryan:
Stash is cute but I like it better when Bryan gives the bjs because he actually gets the guys off. I hate blowjob scenes where the guy just jerks himself off at the end. It’s like, what’s the point? It might as well have just been another solo. To me a blowjob isn’t “real” if the guy getting head doesn’t get off from it.
We gotta agree. We like helping a guy whip up some love butter rather than having him churn it himself. Everyone’s a critic… but some QCritics, like moron, love their porn stars even they’re hating on them. Take his response to Randy Blue’s Chad Parker for instance:
Alright. A horse-face guy. Just not enuff horse-face guys are shown. Can i suck on his blond-guy nuts? Since he’ll probably get dissed for being too fugly, can i have him? No one appreciates horse-face guys more than i do. I tend to find the teaser blurbs a little too silly. Kinda girly, really. How about some teaser blurbs written in a style for testosterone-y horndogging manly men instead?
Actually, moron, no other QCommenters called Chad Parker “fugly” or “horse faced” except for you. Of course, maybe Chad only seemed that way because of the donkey painting and horrid decor surrounding him. And as for the “girly” teaser blurbs, yes… Chad’s was a little Sweet Valley High, but there are only so many ways to write, “He’s hot and has a big cock,” so excuse our literary license. But what can we say? Some porn models do make us feel like high school girls… a girl can daydream, right?
When we revealed a study earlier this week about gay-friendly peoples’ innate disapproval of gay PDA, Russ got up in arms:
The question alone is so typical of Puritanical America. Frankly, I find it offensive and self-loathing. Make the distinction between full on tongue 2 tongue snogging and a simple kiss of affection. Holding hands??? Seriously, are you kidding? It may be dangerous in certain areas but more cosmopolitan cities shouldn’t be an issue. In many European cities straight men walk arm in arm and even hold hands. Nobody thinks twice! I am fortunate enough to have a Certificate of Marriage and a man I love and who loves me. We’ll hold hands, give each other a kiss or show affection wherever we damn well please. Most recently in front of the Mormon Church in SLC. 🙂
We celebrate your love, Russ and would love to see you and your partner suck face anytime! But, not everyone’s as fortunate to live in accepting societies. Gay bashings are on the rise in America and in some middle-eastern countries it can get you whipped or killed. As for making out versus showing affection, the point of the study was partly to show that even the tiniest bit of affection can still be viewed as “deliberately controversial.” Oh well, maybe time and more public face-sucking will reverse this trend.
Last night we whipped up a quick post about a popular online Q&A game called Alter Ego. In our post, we asked, “if you had a second chance to live your life all over again… what would you change?” Russ took our rhetorical question in earnest and came out with this heart-rending response:
To start I would have been less intimidated by my parents. I would most likely sued to 8th grade math teach that allowed the boys in the class to hold me down and cut my hair while he watched on in delight. I would have made my feelings clear to Billy with whom I was madly in love … he may have come around. We had sex like lovers but a friendship I adored. Other than that I did the best I could.
Geez, Russ… are you trying to make us cry? Seriously. Your QComment might have made us shed a tear if there weren’t an ad for “FREE LIVE SEX CAM with Hot Party Studs” flashing right next to it.
And every now and then our QCommenters get so excited that their English just breaks down. Take Saint Impatience for example, he certainly got into our most recent game of Caption This! by framing his caption as an imagined dialogue between a filthy pimp daddy and his precious little butt-bitch:
“but, Daddy.. “..why must you rub your Nekkid Peen all over the back of my princess pillow??”
“orá le, little vata: tu PapĂ wants to look like a putita for all the cholos that he wants to bring over later.
“so ¡callate! ¡deseo al muchas vergotas en mĂ culito!
y don’t tell ju MamĂ pero i think i gave Barbie a dirty sanchez by accident.”
For you non-Spanish speaking readers, “putita” means “little bitch,” “deseo al muchas vergotas en mĂ culito” means “I really want a lot of dicks in my tight ass,” and a “dirty sanchez” is when you wipe poop on a person’s upper lips. It’s also been called a “Stinky Hitler.” We guess it’s Mexican in origin… or German.
Talking about German Mexicans, QC loves its international readers and is always happy to have QComments, even when the English isn’t perfect. But when talyor (who didn’t even spell “taylor” correctly) dug deep in the QC archives to find this 2005 post of a Shawn Ashmore Nude, he left us this broken little nugget:
is he really naked and gay like that or wat wekk take a big photo of him gay analing like that and another one with him wankin
Thanks for the suggestion, talyor. We’d love to see a picture of Shawn “gay analing” as well. Maybe next time we get a chance, wekk take a big photo of him wankin and wat not. : )
Lastly, when Alejandro found out that the cameraman for Sean Cody’s latest flick (starring Evan and Matt) was Evan’s boyfriend, he could barely contain his lust and disbelief:
Agreed with NYC and rawrrXD !!!!!!!!!!!! Because if it was my man HELL 2 THE NO he would be doing another on camera. Wonder if he doing any of the “cute boys” w/o the camera mans boy friend knowledge. Jus the lillte things that make you go MMMMMMMMM Still hot though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Loving Matt but come on dude suck something already Bendover and take one for the team!!!!!!!! That next to last pic with Evan leaking you know he wants more and who would not? I mean come on its MATT
We love how quickly Alejandro switches from disapproving of Evan’s boyfriend to speculating about his infidelity to criticizing Matt and then to empathizing with Evan’s drippy cock. Plus his use of exclamation marks is out of control!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FYI, after three exclamation marks, the rest don’t really add anything…
Thanks as always to all our great QCommenters!!! (see how that works, Alejandro?) We love getting your feedback. Apologies if your QComment didn’t make it in this week; there are always so many great ones we have to choose between. But don’t be discouraged. Share your thoughts this week and maybe yours will break into our next Top 10!
