Attention Amateur Pornographers!!! HUMP 5 Wants You!

Have you ever wanted to make a porno, but wanna aim a little higher than XTube? Why not compete in The Seattle Stranger’s HUMP 5 Competition? It’s the Pacific Northwest’s biggest, best, and only amateur (and locally produced) porn festival and it’s open to everyone!
Submit your no longer than 5-minute porno by September 21st and you could win the $2000 cash prize for first place in either the Humor or Hot categories (with a $500 second prize and $250 third place prize all determined by audience vote). It’s safe, fun, and anonymous. You send in your film, they make a screening copy and destroy the evidence after the festival. In four years, they’ve had ZERO leaks, so it’s an ideal competition if you wanna be a porn star for a weekend and it can be as raunchy, nude, or modest as you like—just as long as it’s sexy and fun.
You can check out The Stranger’s HUMP 5 submission guidelines page for more info. You may know that The Stranger is home of political essayist DILF, Dan Savage, although he hasn’t been known to compete; which is a shame. We’d really love to see that crazy son of a bitch in action.
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