Gawker’s Celebrity Gay List Ranks A-Rod As Gayer Than Kevin Spacey

Gawker recently ran this handy chart showing the results of an Urtak poll that asked people to determine the sexuality of famous celebs. Just goes to show that everyone’s gaydar is as bad as your mother’s. For example, why is Kevin Spacey so low on the list, especially when he’s been caught peeling the undies off some party boy in Croatia and stopping to look at the Big Penis book with his man-friend?
Also, how is Anderson Cooper less gay than Tom Cruise? We know Tom’s a space case and a certifiable cocksucker Scientologist, but at least he’s married and keeps up that whole “butch” schtick. Meanwhile, our boy Anderson has partied at Studio 54 with Michael Jackson (as a 10-year-old), celebrated his 42nd birthday with D-List fag hag Kathy Griffin and thrifty lesbo Suze Orman, knows a thing or two about teabagging, and even appeared on the Out 50 list of the most powerful gays.
And Manhunt Daily pointed out that Adam Lambert actually came out, so how the hell is he lower than Mario Lopez? Yeah, Lopez looks gayer than man-scara in A Chorus Line, but hasn’t given any indication otherwise. Oh well, at least Jake Gyllenhaal is just less gay than Oprah Winfrey. That gives us hope, because Oprah likes men too.