QCam – Join The Band!

QCam - Join The Band!
Couldn’t afford band camp this summer? Always wanted to learn an instrument to entertain gentlemen callers? Well, at QCam, you can start learning to play the skin flute or ass trumpet and eventually fiddle around on any manstrument like a pro(stitute). There’s a band of outgoing QCammers with a lot of experience who’d be happy to take you on the road and show you how to unload equipment&mdash,get ready to ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT!!! Here’s this week’s hottest QCam bandmates:
Ander (2 pics) – Though he’s new to the scene, he’s cocky and eager to get a big start. He’s carrying one hell of an instrument and we bet it rocks hard! Only one way to tell, of course… get your hands on it to play it for yourself.
upforsome1 (26 pics) – Even though microphone checks typically happen before the big show, without an oral warmup, the star couldn’t pump himself up for a grand performance. This stud’s happy to show you how to handle a mic with style so you can keep your biggest fans seeing stars all the way up to the high note!
GrandOrgan2 (4 pics) – Do you have the virtuouso fingerwork to master a grand organ? You’ve got to put in the practice or it’ll overwhelm you. Don’t worry about getting sore ass from all the practice. Once you let go and really get into it, you’ll find that you don’t play the organ—the organ plays you.
QCam provides amazing shows every night with multiple encores that’ll leave you standing in your seat. It’s a free show, so stop by, sign up, applaud your favorite performers, and maybe even try an open-mic performance. No need to be shy. Just show us what you got. You might up giving a show they’ll talk about for a long time.

Jul 19, 2009 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!