Wanna Taste Levi Johnston’s Nuts?

His 15-minutes of gay fandom rapidly diminishing before his possible Playgirl debut, Alaskan hockey flunkie Levi Johnston has gone from doing a Vanity Fair fashion shoot to hawking pistachios with his bodyguard, Tank. We don’t mind if Tank watches while Levi gets his nut out. Levi can even keep on that sexy Alaska t-shirt. Just as long as we can taste the sweet, salty goodness under his hardened shell, we’ll be satisfied. But you know what they say about nuts… you can never have just one.