Levi Johnston Pumps Iron For Confirmed Playgirl Shoot

Most of America has already seen Sarah Palin’s almost son-in-law, Levi Johnston, contemplating suicide. And yesterday, we all got a taste of his nuts. So the only thing left is for us to finally see the 19-year-old’s hockey stick in the pages of Playgirl. They’re still working out the deets but his lawyer says that his appearance in the mag is “a forgeone conclusion.” Lucky us.
So to prepare, Johnston’s been hitting the gym. The AP explains his plan:

Johnston also has been marketing himself for a possible modeling or acting career, spending time in New York and Los Angeles. His first TV commercial, hawking Wonderful brand pistachios, debuted this week. No date has been set for the Playgirl photo shoot, but Butler expects the world will get a gander of the finished product by the end of the year. Playgirl approached Johnston about posing in the buff, Butler said. Playgirl spokesman Vincent Stevens couldn’t immediately be reached for comment. ‘We told him he would have to do what actors and actresses do,’ Butler said. ‘They get in the gym.’ Johnston has been working out with Marvin Jones, a former Mr. Alaska competitor who has put the teenager on a low-carb, high-protein diet.

Playgirl managed to make another political flunkie look pretty damned fuckable, so even if Johnston’s still sporting the double-chin and love handles by the time of the shoot—a few well-placed lights, some mirrors, a little smoke, a body double, and Photoshop and he’ll look awesome! The real question is whether he’ll prominently feature his package like a top or stick out his healthy butt like a bottom. We already know that he likes to fuck bareback, so here’s hoping Johnston’s Chaos Men appearance isn’t far off (fingers crossed).