Canada Tells Raging Stallion’s Watersports Film To Piss Off

Oh, Canada! Sure the plucky country has sexy lumberjacks, socialized medicine, and gay marriage, but it also has a Draconian border law that prevents pornographic and PG-rated gay films from crossing its border. And now Raging Stallion’s fetish film, Piss Off has been told to piss off because Canadian Border Security Agency considers watersports “degrading and dehumanizing, with a risk of substantial harm.”

Getting piss in your eyes runs the risk for infection and being used as a human urinal is somewhat degrading, but Piss Off star, Damien Crosse, loves watersports. In fact, he’s said “that if the afterlife involves reincarnation, he hopes to come back as a urinal.”

So what seems to be the problem over there at the Canadian border, eh? Gay Canadian publication, Xtra, reports:

Piss Off was recently deemed to be “obscene” by Canada’s border censors.

That’s because CBSA says the “ingestion of someone else’s urine… with a sexual purpose” is an indicator of obscenity. Even if it’s consensual.

“Harm”, by CBSA’s terms, isn’t even about whether piss is bad for you. Instead, “Harm in this context means that the material predisposes persons to act in an anti-social manner; in other words, in a manner which society recognizes as incompatible with its proper functioning.”

Anti-social manner? Society’s proper functioning? Why is porn held to Victorian-era morality standards?

With a long snowy winter ahead, you’d think that Canada’s border agents would want its residents to have warm streams of piss to keep warm, but alas! At least Raging Stallion’s Piss Off has some company at the border— Lucas’ Entertainments’ Piss! and Farts! movies got blocked there as well.

Via Sticky.