QCA Musical Quickie: The Ages Of Consent

Hey all you chicken hawkers and sugar daddies! Looking for a young, hairless twink to suck your crooked drooling meat bat? It sure sounds like fun UNTIL THE POLICE GET INVOLVED. Take it from Tag Adams, statutory rape is a total boner killer. So why not sing along with your Uncle Merv instead and learn the U.S. ages of consent? That way you can spread your seed among the young saplings clean across the country! Or, you could… y’know… just date men your own age (boring as that is).