Wolfboys In Twilight Spoof Are Identical To The Ones In The Original

A while back we gave you our gay interpretation of the Twilight sequel New Moon— basically the werewolf character is struggling with his sexuality and ditches the boring heroine to go run shirtless with his manly wolfpack. The recent Twilight spoof Vampires Suck picked up on this none-too-subtle theme and simply turned it into a werewolf dance number.
We have a few complaints though. First off, it’s not “raining men“, it’s “raining lycanthropes“. Second off, the whole It’s Raining Men and “two guys fake-kissing” schtick can suck our furry wolf balls. Third off, real gay werewolves would dance infinitely better. But apart from those flaws (and the movie itself being a piece of crap) we’re all for shirtless hunks and denim asses.
Of course, Twilight doesn’t need a spoof to be gay:
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