QCA Music Quickie: Are You “Straight” Like This Bro?

It’s hard growing up straight in the suburbs of San Fran. Amid all the hair dressing, portraits of Cher and pressure to suck cock, how’s a guy supposed to find a nice bro to shoot Jagermeister and hunt beaver with? Luckily, this dude didn’t lose hope and found a straight pal in the unlikeliest of places—the NYC school of theater and dance. But as he soon learned, heterosexuality ain’t all it’s cracked up to be. In fact, it’s kinda gay.