Top 10 QComments

We depend on our QCommenters to keep QC lively and to point out things that we may have missed. In fact, our readers caught all sorts of interesting tidbits this week like camera tricks used to make dicks look bigger, the medical condition happening with one porn performer’s balls, the correct way to wipe one’s ass, the history of Asians at Sean Cody, and why we shouldn’t judge Chris Brown too harshly. Oh yes! They’re like a pack of porn-watching private eyes. So let’s see what they turned up!

We definitely had our eyes on College Dudes’ Matt Spiers mostly because he has a huge uncut dick. But QCommenter JD asked “Could a medical professional tell us what are the bumps on Matts ball sack?” Luckily, QC has a doctor in the house—Dr. T! (Not to be confused with Mr. T.):

The bumps are likely a varicocele, which is a common venous malformation, present in up to 20% of the population, and occasionally associated with infertility. There is no need to treat if the varicocele is asymptomatic.

Yes, what he said. As long as it won’t hurt anybody and we can’t catch it by sucking on it, we guess it’s all good. But even some QueerClickers aren’t all that impressed with big dicks, no matter whether they have red bumps on them or not. Take AcceptWhatIsNormal for example. He took one look at our Nude Boyfriend Of The Week and decided that his 7-inch dick isn’t nearly as big as it looks:

all the creative angles, hand positions…been there done that. but truth is, his dick is not as big as he’s trying to make it. sad that we live in a culture that he feels the need to do that despite being attractive without a big dick.

We’re all for honesty and such, but is it wrong to take photos to make your cock look bigger? We brush our teeth to make our breath smell cleaner than it actually is. We even exercise to make our bodies look slimmer than they are. Oh where will the deception end??!
Tallguy noticed another sort of cover-up going on at Corbin Fisher. Apparently in their most recent shoot, the boys tucked in the waistbands of their underwear. Hmmm… Tallguy wonders why:

ok… so maybe it is just me but why are the waistbands of their underwear folded down to hide the name brands? Is this the flip-side did they get a cease and desist order from Hugo boss or hanes?

In the past we have noticed other studios blurring out the Hanes, Fruit of the Loom, and Calvin Klein logos from their models’ underwear, so maybe there is some copyright issue going on. Or maybe the boys are comfortable with being unpaid corporate whores.

And then we had some eagle eye QueerClickers elsewhere this last week. Some of them loved Active Duty’s Dustin for his excellent body and his awesome dick, but others complained about his rather unfortunate taste in tattoos—namely one of a black widow spider web covering most of his shoulder and right man-tit. Roughly half the QCommenters hated his ink and the other half told the first half to shut it. QCommenter Nate said:

I think when the editors create a new post they should automatically add griping comments about tattoos. Seriously every single post where there’s a tattoo there’s at least 2-3 comments about how he’s ruined his body. Get over it! If you don’t like the tattoos why do you click through and then bother to comment on it? Go to the next post and find something new to complain about. Christ almighty.

But then xxrooxx piped up and addressed Nate’s QComment directly:

The comments forum is here for a reason, dear. Hopefully one day a model will take note of what is posted. Everyone has the right to make comments – including you. If strong opinions exist about certain topics – tattoos, foreskins, hairy bods etc – then there are bound to be multiple comments. If the comments are all too much for your preciousness, then just be happy to look at the pretty pictures & move on.

Meow, meow ladies! We love it when QueerClickers start conversing in QComment threads—it’s part of what makes our site so fun! Actually both men have a point: it’s expected that readers will always kvetch about tattooed models but that’s just because men feel strongly about their porn. A fella asked us once if looking at porn all day made the arousing effect wear off. Not so much. Rather, looking at a lot of porn has refined our tastes and helped us realize what we actually find hot. For some it’s tattoos, for others foreskin, underwear or S&M. As Hilary Clinton once said, “It takes a village”… or something.
QCommenter glenn took a look at a recent Sneaky Peek Update which involved a cute scruffy guy taking a dump—not exactly high cinema. One QCommenter (Michael S) took note of the guy’s butt wiping technique and said, “Wiping your ass from back to front is like sweeping dirt back into the kitchen.” glenn agreed, but still liked the scene and wondered why a young man would ever doo-doo on camera in the first place:

I’m fairly sure this is a staged scene, but even so, how desperate for money must this poor dude be to drop his drawers and take a shit on camera? It’s so funny it IS kinda hot. I would totally do him– but I’d have to get back there with a soapy washcloth and do a better cleaning job than he’s doing here! LOL

And talking about shit, ochamochi called bullshit on the world map of penis sizes we shared recently:

I call bullshit, the last time a poll like this showed up they said Greek guys were small. Sex Studies professor talked about penis sizes recently and in every single country around the world with as accurate as possibly doctors sizing up volunteers the average was 5-6″ That’s unreliable too of course given the range of volunteers but it’s a LOT more accurate than internet polls.

ochamochi may be correct because when we asked QueerClickers how big their dicks are, most responses fell around the 5 to 7 inch range—and we have readers from all around the world too! So don’t feel threatened by those African and South American men—you are not alone!

Many of you rejoiced over Sean Cody’s Dale as a welcome change of pace from the studio’s usual palette of cornfed white guys. A few readers mentioned that they knew Dale wasn’t the first Asian on their Sean Cody, but Markus provided us a small history of every Asian the studio has ever featured:

Dale is not the first Asian in Sean Cody. There was Joel (he’s definitely Chinese) and Devin (Filipino). Facially, Devin is more handsome. Dale’s best facial feature is his teeth. Bodily wise, he’s good, especially his arse.

True! In fact, we gotta say that Joel’s scene with Ricardo is some of the hottest sex we’ve ever seen. We’re hoping we get to see Dale in some hardcore sex scenes pretty soon too (fingers crossed)! Another person we’d like to see in hardcore sex scenes very soon is Hugh Jackman, especially after seeing his sizable bulge! We’re not the only ones who think about fucking him. jarod does too and he wonders how Jackman’s wife handles it all:

Why his wife has not been constantly pregnant since they hooked up is beyond me. Either he shoots blanks, she’s barren or one or both of them don’t like doing what straight people are supposed to. Personally I think he’s a big raving queen and she’s into flannel shirts.

We have heard more than once that Jackman is closeted, but we’ll keep that in the wishful thinking rumor bin. And while we’re on the subject of celebrities, let us turn our last QComment over to R&B singer Chris Brown. Despite his sizable cock, many of our readers hate Chris Brown for beating his girlfriend singer Rhianna. But when he stormed out of a Good Morning America interview amid questions about his infamous assault, Cameron rose to his defense somewhat:

dk whether this was all just a publicity stunt or what. I’m ambivalent about his music and I hold nothing against him in the fight with Rhi since none of us know the details prior to the altercation, but man this is just dumb. Of course the media is going to provoke you. Of course they are going to manipulate you. They are doing their job because guess what, crazed black man on set gets viewership. If Chris wants to move forward, he needs to learn to play the game instead of getting played.

He’s right in a way. It’s hard to know what exactly went down between Chris and Rhianna—maybe she threatened to knock his ass out. Maybe she stuck a poo-scented finger into his eye before he retaliated. Maybe she said, “I want you to hit me as hard as you can,” Tyler Durden style. We will never know. But here’s what we do know: that this concludes this installment of Top 10 QComments.
As usual thanks to all our awesome QCommenters! Keep letting us know what you think and we’ll keep rounding up the goods to share with you!