QCA Comedy Quickie: Think Before You Spank

Everyone knows that all sports are kinda gay, especially golf with its balls, holes, and stick-handling men trying to finish in as few as strokes as possible—disgusting (which reminds us… where is the Tiger Woods sex tape we were promised?). But just because you play a homoerotic sport doesn’t make it OK to delivered unsolicited ass slaps in the locker room. In fact, if you’re not careful, you may end up getting a bigger handful than you wanted… like this poor sucker. But we can’t say we’d mind having our hand firmly between this muscleman’s buttcheeks. Keep our gloves warm for us, would you love?