V.I.D.S. — Very Important Dick Slips

In honor of International No One Remembers Who Tara Reid Is Day, we’re bringing you a collection of very important dick slips. Think of it like a smutty historiography, really, drawn from sports and celebrities. Because we know how important it is to be a well-rounded student of the cock.
Not that we would ever wish this, but wouldn’t you think soccer and players might be inclined to start wearing better underwear? As is, they might as well not be wearing pants at all. Which is something we’d like to see.

And, as a final treat, here are some recent celebrity slips of the dick. Since you guys are usually so good at this, we’re not even going to tell you who’s who. The last one is particularly tricky, but we have faith in you.

And, ok, we couldn’t resist tossing in this last slip from the human trainwreck himself, Mr. Danny Bonaduce. Enjoy!