Hardcore Socks: Accessory Overkill at Sean Cody’s Mountain Getaway

Coco Chanel’s immortal words of fashion advice: “Before you leave the house, take one thing off.” AbFab’s Patsy had a different version: “You can never have too many hats, bags or shoes.”
Most gay porn follows the Coco Chanel line, with everything, not just one thing, taken off before the action gets underway. And, don’t start with anything too fancy that requires any effort to be taken off. A pair of cargo shorts, a tank top. Strip it off, and let the cock sucking begin. If you must, leave on, make it just one simple thing that doesn’t draw the eye – Manuel DeBoxer’s ever present wristwatch, for example. Or, if you are more along the Patsy Stone line, add a mask, some leather strapping, mouth gags – whatever fetishy thing you’re looking for.
Lately, however, it seems that the style team at Sean Cody are following a styling path that is very much all their own. Our friends at that site of sites – who after all these years are still attracting the hottest men in gay porn and churning out a product that just gets better and better – seem to be getting a little lost in the wardrobe department. Their latest series, “Mountain Getaway” features all the hotties and sensational fucking you could ever possibly want, but wtf is going on with those socks?

For example, these winter scarves are just lovely – but who gives a fuck? Get them off and show us the cock! The second pic in this series should be your guide:

Likewise these winter warmer hats. Gorgeous, each one, but this whole sequence is like a Macy’s catalogue, when what we want is May-I-See them fucking each others’ brains out:

Got a spare rope lying around? Just leave it lying around. Dangling it over their shoulders like a string of pearls then looping it around the tip of someone’s cock apropos of nothing just leaves us dangling:

Never arrive at a gathering – even if it’s a weekend fuckfest in a mountain getaway – wearing the same outfit as your fellow guests:

However, the onesies and pyjamas in the above pic do introduce the location’s gorgeous use of organic materials such as wood and stone. A lovingly hand carved billiard table and wall-mounted chess/checkers/backgammon board that looks like it is probably hand painted steal this entire scene:

The retreat’s beautiful stone fireplace pulls focus, but it’s so lumberjack-manly that we don’t begrudge that at all:

Thank you, Sean Cody, for helping us jack off and plan the country shacks of our dreams, as well as put together what we’re going to wear in the dying days of winter. As well the kind of blue-ribbon ass you keep serving up, scene after scene.
More of the Mountain Getaway series.