The Men of Eurovision 2014
Oh Yes! Eurovision is here to save us all! The world can’t be such a bad place when Eurovision gets to take place every year! Invite yourself to a Eurovision party now because there is so much to hate on and not enough beer. Isn’t it great that we can have a complete guilt free couple of hours of boozing and drooling over Eastern European boys? No, they won’t marry us for our wifi and trains, but still, there’s singing and dancing, jam-packed with fire and OTTs.
QC is here to give you some of this years notable acts. Hello Europe!
Three attractive looking fellas who can do this!
If that wasn’t enough, try this! How the Greek love jumping up and down with their mouths open.
Greece – Freaky Fortune feat Riskykidd – Rise Up
I might just be rooting for Switzerland this year, wonder why…
Oh right, because I love a guy who plays an instrument while being pushed on a hotel cart. But our Swiss beauty also has a confession to make.
Not if I eat you first!
Switzerland – Sebalter – Hunter of Stars
If you think it’s the cheesecake singing beefcake who gets my vote for the shirtless pics, you are wrong, it’s THIS move.
So I leaned in for a kiss uncontrollably, little did I expect, I got kicked in the face!
A little mixed message there but you are beautiful and I’m open-minded.
Belarus – Teo – Cheesecake
Ok, that’s enough zooming in, thank you.
All kinds of amazing! Well done for representing bearded ladies on the big screen. And yes that deserves a tequila shot if your TV is bigger than 50in. 12 points for you!
Austria- Conchita Wurst – Rise Like a Pheonix
A beautiful Ukrainian man who runs and stares at us hopelessly. Amazing metaphor, We feel him.
Do we have that thing in our gyms yet?
Ukraine – Maria Yaremchuk – Tick-Tock AKA The Man in Hamster Wheel
Hugary – András Kállay-Saunders
The final is on this Sat May 10th, time for endless drinking games! Who gets your votes this year?