Well guys, we’re at our tenth installment of Guess His Dick (not including the non-numbered ones, of course). By now, there’s not much to say; you guys know the drill. We’ve given you a stud, use your x-ray vision and dick detective skills to tell us what his cock is like. Weird vein? Healthy curve? Twelve-inch monster? Whatcha think?
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Happy March, folks. This week has been Men.com Week on QC, a week which has left us needing a shower, a cigarette, and some ointment for all the masturbation-related friction burn (we’ve long since run out of lube). How was the week, QueerClickers? Anyone get fucked by a trucker this week? Just us? Oh.
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This Marine is as tricky as he is sexy. In all of his pictures, he’s employed the double illusion of shaving and holding his cock at the base. This guy is no rookie; he’s made this case particularly tricky. See what you think.
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Did watching the Oscars give you any inspiration for the next award winning production? If you wished you could play a more active role in producing a release at a top studio, your fairy godfather has arrived. Men.com is giving you QueerClickers a very special opportunity to design and build your very own scene!
A Men.com membership gives you access to six exclusive sites, each with a very distinct theme. Let’s collectively decide which theme we shall go for, shall we?
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Watch horny frat boys put their huge cocks to good use! These students are horned up and ready to fuck their teachers, coaches and classmates.
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This week’s caper comes to us from the long arm of the military and has a tongue that could give Gene Simmons a run for his money. Plus he looks like he knows his way around an ass. So what is this Marine packing? Hell, if you can correctly guess dick size of the guy at the urinal in the background, I’ll give you twenty bucks.*
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Hey QueerClickers! Thank RuPaul/Paul Ryan/Ryan Gosling/Joan Crawford/whatever goddess you pray to that the week is finally over. This week, we’re starting a new thread, which we’re dubbing our QC RoundUp. Admit it, this is even more awesome than the the time Regina George punched you in the face.
As the week winds down, we want to take a break from our regularly scheduled programming (cocks, abs, lube, etc) to look back at some comments and tweets you guys made about cocks, abs, lube, etc. A small-scale “week in rewind” feature. Plus, we want to hand over the comment thread here to you; do with it whatever you want. Especially if what you want involves posting awkwardly-lit cock pictures. Or, I guess you can give us your two cents about these (sure to be hilarious and deeply meaningful) posts, complain about your dipshit coworkers, or brag about some particularly great and sleazy sex you had involving rusty nails and a neck tattoo. We’re imagining a smutty pub-type setting in which you can have a drink and unwind with your fellow QueerCitizens. You know, like any gay bar on the planet after 2am. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get lucky.
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Be warned, this particular porn break is a little heavy. I recommend getting off before watching, because this video will almost certainly kill your boner. But it’s also pretty awesome.
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When last we posted one of his videos, the general reaction to Davey Wavey seemed to be “Very cute, just don’t open your mouth!” And isn’t that always the case? Well, you’re in luck. With this week’s Guess His Dick, I bring you Davey Wavey 2.0: All of the Abs, None of the Talking! What do you think this fitness “guru” turned YouTube demi-celebrity is packing down-under? Hint: Guess ambitiously.
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Because of a very unfortunate technicality, this hot guy didn’t make the Guess His Dick cut. After all, I’m afraid he never actually shows us the goods. However, because I am boundlessly dedicated to keeping your boners afloat, dear readers, I am bending the rules and bringing you this GHD outtake. I’ll be damned if a technicality is going to keep us from enjoying this stud!
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Recently, a writer we’ve never heard of put together a totally arbitrary — but nonetheless hilarious — list of the top 100 tweets of 2012. Here are some favorites. You can check out the rest of the list here. Obviously we feel pretty strongly that the tweet about sucking off a unicorn should have been #1.
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Have you ever wondered what it’d be like to sleep with two brothers? Does dick size run in the family? Last month, Sean Cody introduced us to two hot brothers, Sam and Kieth, who are both smokin’ hot. The presence of a fraternal set of SC jerk-off scenes practically begs for comparison. Sure, these two share more than just a passing family resemblance, but you’re all dying to know how their custard chuckers measure up. Sam is the older brother, but is his dick bigger? I present to you a purely scientific investigation of brotherly cocks.
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This week’s GHD contender is an unknown, made all the more mysterious by the fact that he seems to have a phone in his bathroom. Maybe he receives important calls on the toilet? Or maybe people can phone in to request additional bathroom mirror pics. I don’t know, but who am I to judge, really?
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This week’s entry is another mystery man. All I can say in advance about this week’s contender is that he’s built, he looks eerily like a guy I used to date, and judging from the striped skank top, he’s probably playing for our team. Whaddaya guys think?
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I’ve got a little arts and crafts project for you, QueerClickers. Evidently there’s a South African artist selling kits that allow couples to make paintings while shagging each other rotten. This approach to home improvement comes hot on the heels of post-prison Martha Stewart’s latest book “Curtains, Penetration, and You.” These kits also make a perfectly romantic Valentine’s Day gift. They say, “I’d really like to think of that time I was inside you and covered in paint every time I look at my wall.”
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How’d you guys do this week? Our contestant is tall, dark, and handsome, and it turns out he’s packing more than enough heat to make us squeal. What do you guys think?
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This week’s contender isn’t just a frat boy in a Halloween costume. He’s a police officer with a heart of gold. He regularly feeds the homeless, defends your honor to strangers, and sweeps you off your feet. Plus, after college he spent two years deworming orphans in Somalia. Oh, I’m making all of that up? Well, at least he’s got a hot body. What caliber weapon is he packing?
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