We seem to be on a bit of a history kick this week, don’t we? As I was cruising around eBay earlier, looking to add to my already sizable collection of commemorative cookie jars and children’s Halloween costum- err… I mean, normal stuff, I stumbled across this gem of a collectable. The original leather jacket worn by Jake Gyllenhaal in Brokeback Mountain (2005) is up for auction, and cheap. Plus, it turns out that the seller is none other than a former QC writer, Walt, who wrote for us back when we were but a baby blog. It’s fate!
I don’t have much to say, QueerClickers. My jaw is still on the floor somewhere. If you see it, be sure to pick it up for me. Words are actually failing me.
Guys, this is the Guess His Dick column to end all Guess His Dick columns. Before reading on, I recommend you have your inhaler nearby, that you’ve taken all of your heart attack medication, and that you have the paramedics on speed dial. If you’ve got high blood pressure, don’t even bother. This guy might actually kill you, and I can’t be responsible for any more deaths than I already am (my hit-and-run number is getting dangerously high).
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This week’s caper is a little sparse in the number of pictures. But don’t worry, this guy more than makes up for it. Can you guess what lurks just under that table? Plus this guy looks like he’d be a little mean in bed and honestly, we’re totally fine with that. What do you guys think?
In his first interview for forty years, Christopher Tolkien — son of author/wizard JRR Tolkien — speaks out against the recent film adaptations of his father’s work.
In a recent campaign ad, a South African newspaper has turned several famous photographs into myspace-style self portraits. These pictures are pretty clever and the image work is more than a little awesome. Whaddaya think?
I’m afraid this week’s contender leaves a little to be desired. Don’t worry QueerClickers, his ass more than makes up for it. Frankly, I’d still fuck him.
Now that it’s 2013, we can finally get around to talking about what’s really important: the upcoming season of RuPaul’s Drag Race, premiering on January 28th. The competition looks to be pretty fierce this time around. Does this trailer do anything to whet your appetite?
This week’s Guess His Dick contender appears to be about college-aged and has a great deal to show off for the camera. Plus, I don’t want to get your hopes up, but from the looks of things, he just might be a dancer. I won’t jump to any conclusions though. What’s the answer, dick detectives? Eh?
Apparently Twilight actor Bronson Pelletier has a recreational public urination habit. The poor guy was arrested on December 17th for public intoxication (which he vehemently denies, by the way). Plausible deniability went out the window though when this video of him peeing in an LAX terminal surfaced yesterday. Which is exactly why I never touch anything at the airport, ever. Ever.
Sure it’s possible that my attachment to this show is entirely generational, and I have to admit that I didn’t catch on to the Girls craze until about a month ago, but YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS YOU GUYS YOU GUYS. Season Two airs on January 13th. Are you as excited as I am?
My sneaking suspicion is that you QueerClickers haven’t quite come to Planet Unicorn looking for girls, but I had to share my excitement. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programing.
I honestly can’t decide how to feel about these pictures. On the one hand, I think every guy’s worst nightmare is that some trick has saved his semen and sits in a dark room, staring at the walls. On the other hand, those condoms make some pretty incredible decorations. Martha Stewart would be so proud.
Without further ado, here’s the second part of our interview with photographer Kevin Hoover. Hopefully the first installment left you hungry for more. What do you think readers? Be on the lookout for this photographer in the future.
You guys responded with enthusiasm to last week’s Guess His Dick post. Thanks so much for your votes and we hope you enjoyed the reveal.
This week’s Guess His Dick! contestant is a hot marine from North Carolina who, Walt Whitman as my witness, may be the most attractive guy I’ve ever laid eyes on. What do you guys think, QueerClickers? I cant wait for the reveal on this one.
Now you know what to get me for Christmas.
