Guess His Dick #7

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This week’s contender isn’t just a frat boy in a Halloween costume. He’s a police officer with a heart of gold. He regularly feeds the homeless, defends your honor to strangers, and sweeps you off your feet. Plus, after college he spent two years deworming orphans in Somalia. Oh, I’m making all of that up? Well, at least he’s got a hot body. What caliber weapon is he packing?

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29 Jan 13 By will 9 Comments

Jake Gyllenhaal’s Brokeback Mountain Jacket Up for Auction

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We seem to be on a bit of a history kick this week, don’t we? As I was cruising around eBay earlier, looking to add to my already sizable collection of commemorative cookie jars and children’s Halloween costum- err… I mean, normal stuff, I stumbled across this gem of a collectable. The original leather jacket worn by Jake Gyllenhaal in Brokeback Mountain (2005) is up for auction, and cheap. Plus, it turns out that the seller is none other than a former QC writer, Walt, who wrote for us back when we were but a baby blog. It’s fate!

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26 Jan 13 By will 5 Comments

Guess His Dick #6

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Guys, this is the Guess His Dick column to end all Guess His Dick columns. Before reading on, I recommend you have your inhaler nearby, that you’ve taken all of your heart attack medication, and that you have the paramedics on speed dial. If you’ve got high blood pressure, don’t even bother. This guy might actually kill you, and I can’t be responsible for any more deaths than I already am (my hit-and-run number is getting dangerously high).

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22 Jan 13 By will 13 Comments

Guess His Dick! #4

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This week’s Guess His Dick contender appears to be about college-aged and has a great deal to show off for the camera. Plus, I don’t want to get your hopes up, but from the looks of things, he just might be a dancer. I won’t jump to any conclusions though. What’s the answer, dick detectives? Eh?

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08 Jan 13 By will 15 Comments

Twilight Actor Bronson Pelletier Pees in an Airport

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Apparently Twilight actor Bronson Pelletier has a recreational public urination habit. The poor guy was arrested on December 17th for public intoxication (which he vehemently denies, by the way). Plausible deniability went out the window though when this video of him peeing in an LAX terminal surfaced yesterday. Which is exactly why I never touch anything at the airport, ever. Ever.

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06 Jan 13 By will 19 Comments

PSA: Girls Season 2 is Comming

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Sure it’s possible that my attachment to this show is entirely generational, and I have to admit that I didn’t catch on to the Girls craze until about a month ago, but YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS YOU GUYS YOU GUYS. Season Two airs on January 13th. Are you as excited as I am?
My sneaking suspicion is that you QueerClickers haven’t quite come to Planet Unicorn looking for girls, but I had to share my excitement. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programing.

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31 Dec 12 By will 1 Comment