TV Tuesday: Tyrannosaurus Prick

Be careful what you wish for. You meet the occasional woman whose breasts are so large she can’t go jogging or stand up for too long without causing herself major back pain. And for men, well… a big penis can be a blessing, but we’ve also met men whose cocks are so large it’s difficult to keep their engorged cocks filled with blood.
Nip/Tuck is a provocative FX series about two men in the plastic surgery business. Though we doubt any plastic surgeons have so little consideration as to actually utter, “Tell us what you don’t like about yourself,” their patient’s answer isn’t heartbreaking, it’s hilarious. And apparently, using the size of bird and crocodile penises as an indicator, the T-Rex must’ve had an impressive member (riddled with knobs)—nevermind those stubby forearms.