Top 10 QComments
It’s been a while since we’ve featured our best and brightest QCommenters in a weekly round-up and for that we apologize. However, this week’s installment of the Top 10 QComments should more than make it up. There’s lots of bitchery, backbiting, and brilliance on all our hottest features from the ChaosMen-Mason Wyler drug connection to Levi Johnston’s leaked Playgirl pics. So without further delay, let’s jump right in!
You may have noticed a new site called It’s Gonna Hurt on our pages. The name tells you everything you need to know about the “lovemaking” on this site. Most recently, young white dork, William had a co-mingled look of fear and wonder standing next to Castro’s anaconda. Will dates women, so he’s not used to humongous cocks, but while they’re busy figuring out how to have sex, SteveDenver’s wondering about what’s gonna happen after the sex:
Won’t William’s girlfriend get suspicious when she reaches around to give him a friendly finger and her wristwatch falls in?
Then there’s Spiritvinegar’s take on the latest Next Door Male update with Rusty Stevens. They’ve really done their best to set a romantic scene with Rusty and it’s all gotten a bit too romantic:
Lounging around his room in such fine linens, and having smelled the aroma of rare, expensive incense, Rusty’s penis becomes erect and hard.” AND THEN FABIO BURST IN.
Some of us muscle lovers wouldn’t mind seeing Rusty and Fabio have a go like the cover of a Harlequin romance, with the horses and the windswept wheat field. But the sex scenes in those things are always so short and badly written with men sticking their “scepters” and their “magenta-colored meat bats” into undersexed women—it’s enough to turn a girl off of erotica entirely!
Occasionally a QCommenter will explain a current event in such a way that we’ll drop our dicks and thoughtfully rub our chins with a lube-covered hand. DADTRay certainly did in the post Is Active Duty’s David Deep In DADT Doodie? While some readers got mad at us for further exposing a gay soldier, DADTRay reminds us that young David exposed himself first:
Weather it was gay or straight porn its pornography. By volunteering to serve your country, you sign away some of your civil liberties via a contract; moreover, you are indoctrinated from boot camp that you are a direct representative of the Armed Forces. Your conduct and actions should uphold the values and traditions of the Armed Forces of the United States. If a straight guy does straight porn, its still conduct unbecoming just as it is with gay porn. Article 133 of the UCMJ.
Well done, DADTRay! It sounds like you have military sexperience. Are you still serving? Could we man your post sometime? We won’t ask OR tell.
Perhaps you kept up with the soap-operatics surrounding the Mason Wyler-ChaosMen love connection that we uncovered. We asked ChaosMen’s Bryan Okert to confirm if he actually wrote Mason an e-mail saying that Zane’s flakiness cost him $9,000 in production costs. In response, Bryan e-mailed a weird and somewhat flippant response about marriage equality. But Phil took the opportunity to educate Bryan and all of us with why President Obama isn’t in a rush to get a bunch of gays married:
Marriagification”?! The man obviously isn’t to be taken seriously.
I’m one of those queers who think Obama’s plate is pretty full as it is without having to add the distraction of Gay marriage. Recall how Clinton’s political capital was spent with the whole ‘gays in the military’ issue. 40 million uninsured, half of Michigan out of work . . . All he’d be doing by supporting Gay marriage is providing fodder for right-wing demagogues.
In time, Gay marriage will be upheld by due process, as are all Constitutional matters (i.e. Brown v. Board of Ed). These belong neither to the legislature nor to the ‘people’. As an attorney (and a Constitutional Law professor, no less!) Obama is well aware of this. As was Abraham Lincoln, who if you recall limited the Emancipation Proclamation to ‘those states currently in rebellion against the United States’. By rebelling (i.e. committing an act of treason) they had waived their right to due process. But I suppose as a Texan Mr. Ockert would just as soon forget about these finer points of ‘the War Between the States’.
Such brilliant political analysis on a porn blog! QCommenter Matthew took issue with Bryan’s response as well, though for reasons regarding race:
As a fan of Chaosmen and an African American, I find Mr. Ockert’s evasion of your legitimate question very dissapointing. It’s rather warped that he uses the race card to encourage our “African American” president to give gays marriage rights, and yet says nothing to African American fans of his sight who are rightfully offended that he seems to be defending a racist. He has lent credibility to Mason Wyler’s posting of his email by addressing some, but not the most serious issues there in. He’d prefer to use queerclick to make money for his sight and only deal with politics as he sees fit. I applaud Mason Wyler for bringing a racist to light. That’s how we end racism. By addressing it openly when it’s revealed, and calling it WRONG!
To be fair, maybe Bryan didn’t experience Zane’s racism first hand. Meth users aren’t always the most open and expressive people. But Zane also has yet to speak out against Mason’s accusations, and his silence is far more self-damning.
You may have been one of the lucky guys that caught the leaked photos of Levi Johnston that we posted this weekend before Playgirl asked us to take them down. For those of you who missed it, you can still see a few shots here. 19-year-old Levi got a lot of flack for not really holding a candle to the musclebound fuckstuds that normally grace our pages. ChuckD had enough of it and threw in his two cents:
All thoughts about fame, politics and our culture aside, I think the comments are far more telling than the photos. To snidely dismiss him because he’s “average” shows why a reasonably fit guy doesn’t stand a chance with a large segment of the gay male community because of unreasonable, unrealistic expectations and demands. Levi’s a cute, trim young guy, yet if he’s tossed off as not being good enough, what chance do the rest of us stand? A lot of men have this list that has to be met that reads more like a job application for a porn film, yet when you find out who’s behind the profile, you have to wonder about the level of self-reflection and self-awareness involved, because the guys who are seeking the porn-star type and who list themselves as “athletic,” “vgl,” or “hung” are anything but.
Another QCommenter suggested that they get Levi once he’s had some time to mature fully into a man’s body. We’re hoping that means a hockey-player’s body with bush rather than a beer belly full of Busch, but we’ll see. Keeping his wiener hidden was a good thing because it means he can always cash in on it later (if he can keep his 15 minutes going for a few more years).
When we announced the union of Corbin Fisher and Bel Ami most readers raved. But that was before they had released any scenes. And now that he’s seen Elijah and Ariel get it on, itwashisyesterday doesn’t like what he sees:
Ever since Corbin merged with Bel Ami their scenes have turned cold. The bodies are buffed and there’s kissing, but you can tell it’s gay for pay. Often what is supposed to be passion is really just pain. Overall, the guys don’t look like they are ENJOYING what they are doing: they look like they are ENDURING it. Can you imagine if a guy actually said the other guy’s NAME during fucking?? It would never happen but it would suggest real passion. Often the words that come out of their mouths is just related to a body part and sounds canned……..
Hmmm… could it be that Western porn has finally met East European production values? We like the pairings an awful lot but we’re curious if other readers feel the same about the lack of passion. Anyone?
We understand porn lovers wanting more from their scenes. Take gary for example. After seeing Sean Cody’s most recent update he wished that the scene had been a little different; namely, nothing at all like a Sean Cody scene:
condom alert! like chaos men, i wish sean cody would do his videos in the natural and raw way. it would’ve been hotter if trent barebacked jay and gave him an anal creampie. internal cum shots are more real. after breeding jay, trent should’ve felched his own load out of jay’s ass. a pissing foreplay scene before the oral would’ve been cool. i wish sean cody begins to include some leather and bdsm if they want some real pain. fisting would’ve been great too.
Um… gary…. you do know about QCX, right? Sean Cody’s likely to start featuring raw creampies, pissing and leather fisting about the same time that Cody Cummings sucks a dick.
We end our QComment roundup with a punch—a 1-2 punch, actually. A lot of you loved Active Duty’s Cutter and what’s not to love? Well, one reader decided to use the occasion to masquerade as a frequent QCommenter L. Allerton err… Eric Apperton. If you don’t know Mr. Allerton/Apperton, he always seems to find something to bitch about and sometimes he logs in under different aliases and will argue with himself under the same post. Fucking weird. But whoeever posted as L. Allerton err… Eric Apperton knew just how to strike Allerton’s usual tone all while skewering him on his own pretension:
The gauche and obvious choice of rust as a background color bothered me. Active Duty knows they cater to a clearly gay audience who is more than likely discerning of such things as color choices. You think a military-themed gay porn company would invest in their fetish more. It’s like watching a Bel Ami video and realizing that the model is 26 years-old. Cutter would look ever so much more like a true active duty soldier if he was slightly younger. What I don’t like beyond the model’s good looks is the mise-en-scene. I reference this only because I want to show how large my vocabulary has become compared to yours. If you weren’t sick of my gauche and trite criticisms as L. Allerton, you’ll love them as Eric Appelin. I’m so desperate for attention I’ll post under different names. Please, someone love me.
Fantastic! Not since Phillip Ashton’s brilliant send up have we had such biting mockery on our pages. What fun!
In the same post, one QCommenter, ricky, mentioned that a years-old military rule states that servicemen cannot have tattoos on their neck or any that run the length of your arm. He doubted that Cutter was even military. Well, the owner of Active Duty, Dink Flamingo himself, came onto QC to set the record straight. He even took a swipe at L. Allerton err… Eric Apperton in the process:
To Mike and Rick:
Rick, you are correct about the tat rule, but it is very lax and it does NOT include tats that the guys had prior. Even still, they get them anyway. It’s not like they inspect them on a weekly basis to count the tats.
Mike, you have obviously been fed misinformation about the guys on Active Duty. 95% of the guys featured on the site are current or ex-military. Conrad is in the Marine Reserves and Cutter is active-duty. None of the guys are “porn stars”. If you want porn stars you might look at a series I did called “Drafted” which featured Mason Wyler and Brent Corrigan. It was appropriately named and there were no secrets that these two guys were not military.
To take my point further—if you are still in disbelief why not google 82nd Airborne Porn. That’ll set your mind at ease that these guys are the real deal.
Oh and I cannot resist this one: L. Allerton or Eric Appleass or whatever you are going by you are a complete and utter gasbag that seems to be deflating fast. Seems you’re being called out by the masses here. Assholes are only funny for a short time then they get old. Why not pick up a camera and try your hand at shooting porn. When you’ve built a brand that has lasted over 10 years, been given over a dozen awards and been inducted into the GayVN Hall Of Fame give me a call. I might hire you. Otherwise jerk off in silence. If we want gasbags all we gotta do is turn on Fox News!
And after that, there’s really nothing more to say, is there? Thanks again to all our fabulous QCommenters. Keep sharing your thoughts and we’ll be sure to round up and post the best.
