Even though it's chicks... urm... we mean, bricks, this Girls Gone Wild spoof is dead on and manages to sex up our childhood building blocks. Of course, we preferred bath time with our sister's Ken doll, though we never did tell her where his head went after the (ahem) incident.
For more QueerClick Arts hijinks, check out the QCA Archives!
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Here You Cum Again
By Steve Prince
"To us!"
Our glasses kissed as Carrie and I drank, both of us smiling.
Carrie and I tried to have one of our "get togethers" once every couple of months. We needed it. As cheesy at is sounds, we purposefully come together to celebrate one another and encourage each other. It's nice to have a friend who's always supporting you and spurring you to do better.
For this bi-monthly meeting, we decided to meet at Obar, a swanky yet slightly pretentious bar and lounge in West Hollywood. Obar had a calm atmosphere and the food was okay, but there was one thing that kept people coming... free drinks.
On Thursday nights, Obar would have an open bar at the top of every hour for five minutes. It often looked like a school of piranhas devouring their catch during that five minutes and, let's be honest, I often am one of those piranhas clambering for my own free drink.
But tonight was different; Carrie and I had gotten to the restaurant much earlier. The mood of the place was quiet and serene as a live jazz trio hummed in the background.
As the sunlight began fade as if bowing to the evening, Carrie and I laughed and gossiped—and then we laughed some more.
I told Carrie about my slutty night with Louis.
"How do you do it?" Carrie asked.
"What do you mean?" I asked with a smirk.
Carrie held her hands out in front of her as if trying to grasp her words. "Guys... and sex... and," she paused. "Well, it just amazes how quickly you can get laid."
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As long as there's been comic books, there's been gay fan boys imagining male superheroes getting it on. Batman seems to be a perennial favorite. QCA featuredSylvain Norget's The Naked Hero, then Mark Chamberlain's Queer Batman. Now, the Caped Crusader and his nemesis, The Joker, haunt the dark sexual drawings of Ponderosa, a 30-year-old bisexual, polyamorous, gender-fucker studying animation at the Academy of Art University in San Francisco.
But unlike her male QCA predecessors, our lovely illustrator doesn't just stop at The Dark Knight, but includes something for every fan boy, no matter your tastes. The Weasley twins tease each other and Professor Snape speaks parseltongue to Harry's serpent; Iron Man and Captain America kiss; warriors from Lord of the Rings share an intimate moment; a warrior from Naruto reveals his happy trail; Jack Sparrow finds action on the high seas of Pirates of the Caribbean; Nite Owl sexes Rorschach from behind and the Comedian takes on Ozymandias from Watchmen; mutant brothers Sabretooth and Wolverine fuck in the secret barracks of X-Men; and the studs of Supernatural get spooky sexy with one another—very hot!
Some of her work features scenes of rape, S&M, cross-dressing, and physical violence so exxxtreme that we placed on QCX*. Check them out (if you dare) or check out the remaining scenes from Supernatural after the jump!
Hat tip to Fleshbot
*her pieces on QCX aren't that bad, actually, just a bit bloodier than the ones here.
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If you missed Part One of this column, check it out.
Gettin' It Done
By Steve Prince
His tongue encircled my own. I could feel the tickle of his whiskers against the top of my upper lip. My own tongue touched the top of his teeth and then I bit down on his top lip. This only spurred him on. I could feel his hands cradling my cheeks as he thrust his tongue deeper into my mouth.
One of his hands left my face but soon found respite in the small of my back. His hand began to slide down the inside of my jeans. I pressed my body into his and could feel him erect.
And then I remembered... we're in a bar.
Like a Jack-in-the-Box, I popped up for air. I looked him in the eyes and he smiled.
"I never got your name," he said with a smirk.
"Oh, I'm Steve," I said shyly. Yes, for some reason I felt shy now. Apparently, when he said his name was Louis and I stuck my tongue down his throat without uttering a word, I was not shy then. But now, I'm shy. I'm an idiot sometimes.
"Nice to meet you," he said, "or should I say, 'Nice to make out with you'?"
I was too drunk not to fall for that line—then we made out again. Jeezus.
Soon, Cody came over.
"Hey you two," he said looking Lewis up and down and then obviously nodding in a seal of approval.
I introduced both boys and then realized that I didn't feel so great.
"Um, excuse me," I said. "I'm just gonna pee."
Cody nodded as Louis said, "Okay" and then he pinched my nipple as I walked away.
Yes, he pinched my nipple. Classy.
As I saw the line to the bathroom, I was grateful for its shortness; I was feeling worse by the second. As I got in line, a cute guy stood in front of me. He had dark, straight black hair and very strong Japanese features—just flat out pretty. He caught me staring, looked at me, and nodded.
"Hey," he said. "I'm Mark."
We shook hands. Someone exited the bathroom before I could introduce myself. Apparently Mark didn't care. He began to walk backwards into the bathroom before I realized he was pulling me with him.
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With a stunning mix of young men, inspiring street art, and offbeat interviews with counter-cultural mischief makers, it comes as no surprise that Guapo Magazine is also friends with East Village Boys and YVY Mag, two other sites we've featured on SWL.
Guapo Magazine calls itself a "new refreshing, young, fashion & lifestyle magazine, where the boys take relevance" dedicated to showing "the work of renowned and emerging young creatives, from artists to authors, photographers to typographers, illustrators to poets and models to muses all focused on one theme—today's youth. Because they themselves are fully immersed in the culture, pushing the boundaries of power and creativity."
They're always accepting new work and friends on Facebook. Check 'em out. Their take on young street culture's the most refreshing and energizing we've seen in a while.
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The man-lovers here at QCA are always on the hunt for the latest in porn-related art. During our searches, we discovered B. Boyer an oil pastel artist who gets his jollies drawing hot men and the occasional porn star. He's got a pretty good collection of big-dicked men and you can even spot Pierre Fitch in the mix. Plus, the last picture's taken straight from a Corbin Fisher still of Fisher Fucking Darin—it's art imitating life!
For more arty hotness, check out the QCA Arts archive page.
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As if the original video of R.E.M.'s "Losing My Religion" wasn't gay enough, porn star-turned singer Colton Ford has covered and camped it up by adding a techno beat, fishnet bodysuit, and gallery of angsty gay faces. It's one of 18 covers off of his 2nd album, Under the Covers, which also includes covers of Britney Spears, Robyn, Alicia Keys, Mariah Carey, Sade, Faith No More, and Nirvana songs.
Ford said, "When you are covering a hit track, if you can retain the integrity of the original and bring your own style to it in the process, you can reveal something to the listener about you as an artist that perhaps they haven't heard before. This album is also a friendly reminder of just how great these songs were and still are." He accepts that some fans, like us, won't ever be able to see past his porn star past, and that's OK with him. But no matter how you feel about his music, we've got some tasty pics of the porn star that everyone can appreciate after the jump!
More "QCA Music Quickie: Colton Ford Covers "Losing My Religion""
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The Urge
By Steve Prince
This week felt like the longest week of my life. I understand that things have to get done, but sometimes I feel like it's just not fair. I mean, are people really meant to work this hard?
I looked out my window and then at the time on my computer. Nine o'clock. I hadn't realized the sun staying out for so long. As I looked out my living room window, my gaze fell on the distant silhouette of downtown Los Angeles. The day's warm air carried a haze of smog drifting between the building tops, making them look as if they'd just smoked out. Shards of pink light covered their glass frames.
Enough daydreaming, Steve, I told myself. Finish the column.
I felt like a fraud. Here I am, a sex columnist, but when was the last time I had actually had sex? On second thought, maybe I don't want to answer that.
After thinking a few minutes, I chipped away at the keyboard until a few more sentences filled the page. Robotically, I glanced out the window again. The flecks of pink had now deepened into violet; night approached. Soon LA's neighborhoods would come alive with people, lights, and sex.
And sex.
And sex... sex... sex... sex...
I picked up my cell phone and texted Cody.
What are you doing tonight?
Barely thirty seconds passed by before he texted me back.
I think you're about to tell me, he wrote.
I texted him back before I could censor myself:
I'm keyed up and I want Latin dick.
I know, I'm terrible. But I did! I did! I blame QC Espanol! That site gets me into trouble, dammit.
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Broadway Bares is a burlesque benefit starring the hotties of the Great White Way stripping down for horny theatergoers to raise money for Broadway Cares, an AIDS organization. Queerty posted some pics with a handful of the hot stars and hubba hubba—we're star struck! Considering the guy to girl ratio (and the way they're leaning their crotches into each others' butts) we're pretty sure they know who their target audience is. Watch a promo video for the event after the jump!
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* Although maybe "love" is too strong a word in this case.
Sometimes pics of man-on-man action just aren't enough. To really get off, you need something messier, more visceral, and with the production value of a kindergarten computer class. That's where MS Paint Porn steps in. Apparently every WIndows PC comes equipped with its very own smut studio and these desktop pornographers have created sexual images that aren't so much hot as they are disturbing. They remind us of the birth of digital pornography, back when the internet was nothing but a series of animated GIFs, when Adobe Freehand and Corel Draw ruled supreme, and a 100K cock pic took half an hour to download. We've only posted their gay sex pics above, but there's still two instances of prison rape, some poop and piss punk action, and a disco orgy in there. And if that's not enough for you, their site also has galleries for robot, alien, bestiality, tranny, dinosaur, incest, necrophilia, snuff, vegetable, pirate, midget, orgy, and metaphysical porn. And you thought QCX was extreme.
Via Sticky.
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Who can possibly keep up with everything sticky and sweet in QueerCandy Land — all the hot men and hotter action released between the sheets of major studios, amateurporniums, and new sites? Well, QueerClick can, so you don't have to!
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