Would You Wear This Kind Of Satchel? The “Scrote’n’Tote” Puts A Giant Scrotum On Your Back!

Sometimes if you are a fashionista you have to be a ballsy person to stay in with the latest trends, we have never been more excited about a bag! A real bag, that’s it. This new satchel, or as its creators call it, “Scrote’n’Tote” is a completely real, or at least is about to become real if the campaign they have just launched is successful enough to finance the production of this fashion statement piece. The idea behind it seems to be simple yet ambitious or as they elegantly put it, “to solve one of humanity’s most urgent and pressing problems: the complete lack of fully functional, realistic human scrotum apparel.”

“God created this satchel to hold the world’s most precious cargo: the human race.”

Scrotums, with their sensitive skin and funny shape are a part of the anatomy that is often neglected from the attention their cocky neighbour seems to always get but with this new piece of apparel we think things are about to change. But we wonder how many people have the balls (pun completely intended) to actually use another set of balls on their backs on a daily basis? Attention to detail seems to be key on this project and prosthetic makeup artist C.J. Goldman, who has worked in movies like X-Men Apocalypse and The Hobbit, is responsible for the design and they are promising that the handbag will be durable and very close to the shown prototype.
We ask you QC reader, would you wear a giant hiper-realistic scrotum on your back to carry your things? Vote on the poll and share your thoughts in the comments!