Top 10 QComments

Another week, another collection of quality QComments! This week, a reader explains why American men fuck so roughly, another one encourages a suicidal porn star to “shit or get off the pot”, and yet another thinks of several reasons why Shia LaBeouf might enjoy freeballing. But enough with the foreplay—onto the main event!

As we’ve mentioned before Chaos Men’s founder, Bryan Ockert is a certified dick goblin (because he’s always gobblin’ dick). In fact, we once ran a contest asking QC readers to count the number of dicks he’s sucked. We’re not the only ones who noticed his oral expertise though. jjgg5 noticed Bryan’s gusto while blowing Shaun and suggested Bryan make use of his skill and consider another profession:

Bryan should teach Cock Sucking 101 at the local community college.

This is one of the few times we’ll ever say this, but we’re pretty sure there’s more money in gay porn. In fact, our most recent guy in IAOOC, Mike from EnglishLads.com, might agree. He appeared on the site to supplement his income as a teacher only to have some of his students discover his porn pics online. Now Mike might be getting the ax. QC Reader Bo has got some strong opinions on the matter:

I’m from the area—went to a school about 10 miles away. This is just a perfect illustration of how British schoolkids really are spiteful, thick, vicious little shits, and how the British education has become incredibly puritanical, as well as pervasively incompetent. (Quite a large number of our kids leave school with negligible literacy and numeracy.) In Italy or Spain this would just never happen.

And as for Sam—body by Baywatch, face by Crimewatch, as they say…

While we don’t doubt that British school kids are mean-spirited illiterates, Bo, Mike did jerk-off for a porn site. We hate when porn actors lose their day jobs for moonlighting in porn world, but we’re not sure the kids are really to blame in this instance. At the very least, we should applaud them for learning how to use the internet! They may not know how to read, but they certainly know how to blackmail people, which is a useful skill in its own right.
But while we’re on the subject of education, let’s jet back over to America where hot bottom-slash-dad-of-four, Kurt Wild’s getting fucked by Calvin Conners at College Dudes 24/7. We love Kurt Wild and so does SteveDenver, though SteveDenver wonders how Kurt’s kids explain daddy’s ass-busting job to their teachers:

I know Kurt has spread his ass A LOT, but I still think he’s adorable. I wonder what his kids write when the teacher asks them to tell about their daddy’s job.

It sure would have been easier coming out to my parents if my dad was a professional ass pony.

Ass-pony! Great word, SteveDenver! That’s right up there with “douchebaggery” and “fuppet.” You weren’t educated in Britain, were you? Of course not, with such mastery over the English language, you clever bastid, you.

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