Top 10 QComments
As long as you, our beloved readers, keep QCommenting, we’ll collect the 10 best to share with everyone. Last week was especially bitchy, but this week we have a real mixed bag including a presidential marriage proposal, a lecture on bottoming for profit, and even a QComment from a studio executive! Wow! Well let’s not dawdle, eh? Let’s get right to ’em!
QCommentor Nick disapproved of a model’s hygiene, this time Lucky from Military Classified
Always makes me laugh, the military chooses cigarette smokers as soldiers? cancer ridden , unfit dumbfucks to fight for their county? sooooo funny.
Kinda harsh, eh Nick. We mean, Lucky’s just sitting next to the ashtray in the pic, he’s not actually using it. He is drinking a beer, however. But apparently Nick’s doesn’t mind the liver damage so much. As we said, different strokes.
Roam the broke hitchhiker from Island Studs got love and hate alike. First, this funny swipe from Jamie:
His hair looks like a wig stolen from the set of Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman. Maybe after making this movie he’ll be able to afford a trip to the barber.
Then in came moron who started by loving on Roam only to end on… er… well, read and see:
I wouldn’t mind sucking on and licking his balls until he gets all squirming with pleasure. Regarding his hair… it’s tied up and back. It would have been better loose as he has fine hair that should have been showed off. Rule one and most important of males getting along with each other: NEVER try to emasculate another guy. Ever. He won’t like you if you try to castrate him. Women don’t understand testicles because they don’t have them. And try to castrate as much as possible. What was the FIRST thing i noticed about him? His testicles. And they’re very excellent testicles. Sexy testicles. And with me, they stay exactly where they’re supposed to be: hanging between his legs. I’m not a woman. I understand how important a guy’s balls are to him. I NEVER try to castrate another guy.
Wife trouble, moron? Well, let us tuck our junk between our legs and move on…
If you missed it, definitely check out our exclusive coverage of the Dr. Kho Hayden Jr. Sex Scandal. Editor D whipped up one hell of a post with lots of great pics that Rooney sure enjoyed:
That’s one fine ass man i love those hairy pics of him he’s a little asian bear maybe more of a cub then a bear and it looks like he’s got a nice sized dong too It’s good to see a asian crotch that isn’t pixelated
Another stud who got love this week was CockyBoys fave RC. He recently bottomed for Phenix to the delight of many readers. While some wondered about whether or not it was RC’s first time (it wasn’t), DMWN stepped in to offer a mini-lecture on the bottoming biz in porn:
RC’s been taking up the hoo-haw for a while now. I don’t believe the porn PR spin. This guy entered the business with every intention of eventually bottoming. His manager and photographers just had him hold off to build up anticipation — while they played tired old “he’s really ‘straight’ but does it for the money” (wink, wink) card. Then to leverage his asking price with the set that declared him “finally” bottoming. As if. My guess is that he lost his ass virginity LONG before his first time bottoming on film and that he is really about as straight as a zigzag. RC is as gay as I am. Same for Phenix.
Though we’re not keen on labels here at QC, that’s kinda how it works, DMWN. We tend to take studios at face value whether announcing a guy’s “first time” or that one of their models is “straight.” As long as he’s getting pounded on QC, it’s all gravy.
Every now and then, a QCommentor will say something so wrong that it makes us laugh (nervously). One shot in the latest Bentley Race post with Zoran and Andy caught Roma’s wicked eye:
In the fifth pic down, he looks like a double amputee. I can just imagine the pick-up line. “I have no arms, lend me a hand?” With some eyebrow wiggling.
Why you sick little monkey! We know for a fact that there’s a market for amputee porn, but that’s more QCX’s vibe. As for Mike at Xtra Inches, mawbinatl’s maternal instincts kicked in and he wanted to help out the skinny lad:
Um…let’s not confuse ripped with malnourished. He looks gaunt. That side pose reminds me of Kate Moss in her “hey let’s do another line” days. Nice dick, but definitely could use a good home cooked meal.
How kind of you, mawbinatl! If you decide to mail him a care package of snickerdoodles, be sure to send some our way.
We’ve decided to end this top 10 on a positive note. Porn gets a bad wrap, but every now and then it stokes the passionate fires lying dormant in the hearts of our readers. Two female readers in particular found love on QC this week. First, shondell found an old post of what might be America’s ex-commander in chief nude and started making plans:
man i am looking for a boyfriend and i probably would date him being that he was former president and got mad doe and probably suck the shit out of that and that will make me a Monica Lawinski cheers.
Hey, slow down there, lovergirl! We’re only half-sure that’s him and even so, he’s married to Laura Bush (though we’re pretty sure you could take her down in a fight, so… good luck!). Lastly, michelle fell in love with an older post of Josh Duhamel’s nude photoshoot at Hollywood Xposed:
hi josh you can get in my bed anytime .i whant to chat with you i love you josh. you are so hottie babe in las veages. are are marred. my name is michelle in live in dade city fla. you play danny mccoy. in las veages . my wish you be my boy freind josh you are marred i got a boyfriend josh too. are you so fine im got long brown hair and brown and green eyes , like you josh .
Apparently she was so turned on she forgot to edit. Oh well, who has time when love is on the line? Well, that’s all for this week, but thanks to all our readers! Keep on QCommenting and we’ll keep on QCollecting the best for next week’s top 10!
