QCA Music Quickie: Valley Lodge’s All Of My Loving

So we’re supposed to believe that the lead singer of Valley Lodge just broke up with his girlfriend when all of is home furnishings are constructed entirely of naked men? No wonder they broke up! He hangs his hat on a man’s dong and tweaks a guy’s peen just to turn on the lamp. We’ve seen such nude furniture before and we’re pretty sure that whoeever owns them is gayer than Christmas.
Man furniture might seem badass, but there are a few other practical problems. For one, where does the water come from in his “man-bath”? Isn’t ironing on the back of his studly ironing board cruel? And also, his dining room table… does he really want to eat off of it? How often does he clean it? And does the ketchup bottle ever accidentally slip through one of the table’s many, urm, holes? He ends up sleeping with his lamp on a man bed… so he’s either gay, tripping on some incredibly homosexual acid, or has an intensely homoerotic view of his home furnishings. We wouldn’t mind eating off that table though…