Why Watch Jake Cruise When You Could Be Him?

Some sour-grapes QCommenters criticize Jake Cruise for living a dream, but we know he has his share of QC admirers too. And what’s not to envy? He’s a silver-haired sugar daddy with a veiny cock who fucks some of the hottest porn stars of our day. He’s having the sex we want and now he’s offering us the chance to take his place!
The Be Jake For A Day Contest is not only a chance to fuck one of his hot stallions, but maybe even fool around with Jake Cruise himself! Jake says that he’ll make his selection based on your application and not your physical appearance. He’s taking entries from men of all races, body types, and penis sizes, which means that even if you’re not as built or well-hung as Jake (aha), you’ll still have a (cum)shot!
We’ve checked out the entry form and it’s a bit like a college application, except with a lot more questions about eating a man’s cum and letting someone sodomize you with a dildo (you Yale grads know what that’s like). There’s even two essays: one explaining why you want to be Jake Cruise for a day and one explaining why he should pick you. Win and he’ll fly you out to his Miami or LA and pay you for your scene.
Call us crazy, but we’re applying and think you should too. We also have the feeling that the more you stroke Jake’s cock in the essay, the more likely you’ll end up sucking it on camera.