Sigh… Zack Randall Now Does Straight Porn

What did She Who Must Not Be Named do to our beloved piss pup Zack Randall? Rumors abound that they’ve broken up, but now the 2009 Freshman of the Year Zack has become fresh meat for the queer (namely, a room full of 100 crazy screaming women on Dancing Bear and Bang Bros.
Dancing Bear is like giving the undersexed all-female audience of The View lots of alcohol and cocaine and setting them loose in an X-rated strip club. There’s chubby breasts, panty hose torn apart from aggressive box rubbing, and saliva-slash-cum foaming from the mouths of these rabid cum-hungry whores. The estrogen literally flies off the screen and forces you to lick its cooch.
Bang Bros on the other hand is a more demure and understated website for lonely ladies looking to make the acquaintance of a nice gentleman. In their latest installment, brunette flooze Angelica Lane waits for her partner in “a tug job scene,” but when the stud doesn’t show (can’t imagine why), she blows some dude by the vending machine [QC: who just happens to be Zack Randall].
We’re not so hung up on the straight-for-pay thing. After all, we’ve enjoyed watching Zack Randall drink his own piss and he’s identified as bisexual before, so his getting blown by women is hardly amaing. But even still, why is he on straight sites only now? Have Zack’s gay porn opportunities dried up? Hasn’t he ever heard of escorting? Did What’s-Her-Name leave some sort of weird Nepali curse on our beloved? Why, God, WHY?!!!
Oh Zack, take your cock out of those strange women’s mouths and put it in ours!
Thanks to Just Us Boys for the pics.