QCA Comedy: The Fully Sick Rapper Thanks His Gay Fans

NOTE: You’ll wanna watch this in full screen.
Back in February we introduced you to the music videos and PSAs of Christiaan Van Vuuren—a quarantined tuberculosis patient calling himself the Fully Sick Rapper. He’s doing much better now (thanks for asking)—he’s out of quarantine and surprised by his large number of gay YouTube fans.
And even though he’s straight, he still very appreciates your love—after all, who else in quarantine would call him “a big tasty hairy man-God”? So he and his brother have decided show their love by doing just about the gayest thing they can imagine—fighting a mixed martial arts battle in a skimpy pair of Superman undies.
We’d suggest you jump to 6:36 to catch Christian’s ridiculously sexy brother in action, but then you’d miss all the hilarity that comes before it, like Samwise and Frodo from The Lord of the Cockrings spanking and jerking each other off. Smart, sexy, funny, a fan of 8-bit games, and a literary dork. Sigh… why does the Fully Sick Rapper have to be straight? Oh well… nobody’s perfect.