Watch The X-Rated Harry Potter Trailer

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows comes out in US theaters today, but remix artist Cassetteboy has edited together the trailer you really wanna see—one where the boy wizard comes onto older men, gets a blowjob from Mad Eye Moody, and fondles his 11-inch wand much to Hermione’s disgust. Cassetteboy already created mini-audiobooks for Harry Potter and The Black Leather Cunt and Harry Potter and The Underage Blowjob, but of course, we’ve been pointing out all the gay sex going down at Hogwarts for years now.