Jess Allen: Nude Self-pic Leaked!

[Update: We have also discovered that Jess was the model in the cover of Jenny McCarthy‘s book “Love, Lust & Faking It”, you’ll recognize him in the after the jump collage under the blond mullet!]
Actor and part-time muscle god Jess Allen in all his naked glory! iPhones and horniness mix so well, not to mention that they make our jobs so much easier these days.
He had a blink-and-you-missed intervention in this week’s episode of Modern Family, and appeared as a bouncer (cast-typing much producers?) in CSI. But you might remember him from that masterpiece of indie cinema called Vampire Boys, a horror flick halfway between The Twilight Saga and Twinklight, you can tell it’s a low budget movie because they didn’t get to spend much money on shirts. Let’s hope Jess, after exposing his noble parts, can expand the horizons of his incipient career. We are more than sure that, if he’s willing to make the transition, there’s a place for his goods in the porn industry.
What are you waiting for? There’s more after the jump!