Glee’s Mark Salling Accused of Forcing Girl to Bareback

Mark Salling, who plays Puck on Glee, is being sued by an ex-girlfriend for allegedly forcing her to have sex without a condom. In the lawsuit, Roxanne Gorzela claims that back in March 2011, the pair began their four-legged frolic (a euphemism for sex that I just made up) and Mark ignored her request to wrap it up. Gorzela claims that he ignored her again when she asked that he pull out and that the TV star finished sans-phrophyliactic.

Let’s have a quick joke competition, shall we, QueerClickers? This story is really fucked up and practically bursting at the seams with tasteless jokes/bad puns. Recognizing, of course, that rape is never a joke, that wrapping it up always a good idea, and that Salling sounds like a world-class asshole, let’s bring some levity to an otherwise humorless event. Give me your best Puck/bareback-related one liners. The dude is on Glee and acts like he’s R. Kelly. ‘Nough said. I’ll get us started:
Bareback? She should just be glad he didn’t sing!
Man, that whole thing is pretty Pucked up!