Who likes big dicks? We like big dicks! And so do Johnny McGovern and Calpernia Addams. Johnny seems to release a new video every holiday season—last year it was Bossy Bottom and the year before that it was Dirty Gay Christmas. This time around because you’ve been such a bad boy, the Gay Pimp Daddy is delivering an extra big package down your chimney. And we gotta say it has got our eyes bulging out of our skulls. How we LOVE muscular twinks with big dicks. You hear that Zach Alexander and Kurt Wild? WE LOVE YOU!!!! Oh and you too, Calpernia!
We already knew how many of youlust after Disney’s man-heroes, but how many of you want to see their other animated manimals get it on? Freaky deaky artist Kevin Bava has dared to draw what only a few of us ever imagined—Disney sex scenes where Hercules power-fucks Tarzan, Aladdin wishes for a bigger dick, and Winnie takes a poo. And while we’re happy about finally getting to see Gaston and Prince Eric naked, we’re not feeling so great about Maleficent’s thorny bush or the Evil Stepmother’s poison apple strap-on (though we know a certain rugby player who would probably like Beast’s furry dick). Whether his drawings turn you on or just make you laugh while cringing, Bava’s definitely recreating old Disney classics for an older generation of horny fans. Other cartoon coitus at QC: QCA Art: The Justice League Is Apparently OK With Public Indecency He-Man’s Got A Secret…! QCA Art: Mark Chamberlain’s Queer Batman Via
Les Corps Celestes roughly translates to “heavenly bodies” a term that refers both to all the beautiful things in the sky and to flawless human physiques. French photo duo Exterface has no doubt made their models’ bodies seem more flawless with a little digital magic but is there any doubt that these brunette Ken dolls didn’t have perfect abs or amazing butts before they got their hands on them? No, there is no doubt.
We’d rather see these two studs wrestling each other for blowjob and ass-eating rights than the jewelry of some woman, but oh well… Oh Exterface, is there anything you can’t do? Actually, we’d love to see some rough and gritty photos that look like they got pulled out of a dirty bathroom floor, but until then…
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Do you like robots? You’re gonna learn to like them, bitch. Especially after you see this one pop a boner while breakdancing and starts spinning on his enormous cock. He’s auditioning for the Dutch version of So You Think You Can Dance and the judges like him, but do any of them have the balls to mention the elephant in the room—or should we say, the elephant in his pants? It’s pointing right at them and play a role in his most stunning move. Maybe they think his dancing actually sucks and what they really want is to see what else he can do with that thang.
Meet Toban Nichols. He’s a friend and what we like to call a deconstructivist artist that’s based in Los Angeles. Yeah, it may be “too out there” for some of you, but we like it. Besides his wonderful taste in music, camp and art, we love how his brain works. Juxtaposing things we love (stuff like naked guys) with flowers and bright, colorful lego-like bricks and other delights. Case in point, his latest video creation taking old found porn footage and making it something else, Mysteries of Carom. (Carom is a type of billiard game).
Toban describes it as, “The video is meant as a contemplation of a specific sexual act that is difficult to view, or for some people hard to understand. Upon discovering the origin video, I found the subject matter complex and disturbing but also felt compelled to use the negative feelings I was having to create a work of art that is multi-layered, interesting and has a sense of humor and wonder about itself. The soundtrack is meant to provide context and assist the audience in the formation of a complex narrative and should bring about a feeling of child-like wonder, whimsy and surreal if not disgusted interest in the world we live in. The music is meant to be disparate and opposite of the source video. The comedic and curious stance the video takes is meant as an elevation of this type of subject matter to an artistic context.”
This last week, an Italian art historian said that renowned artist Michelangelo likely filled his painting on the back wall of the Sistine Chapel with the images from Italy’s gay bathhouses. You see, Mike was a big ‘mo and according to this art historian, his masterpiece The Last Judgement had tons of gay sex goin’ on in it. So we took a closer look at some of the painting’s gayer images and found that yes, she’s pretty much right.
Painted between 1537 and 1541, it is a depiction of the Second Coming of Christ and the Apocalypse, with human souls either rising to Heaven or descending to Hell, according to Christ’s judgment.
Gurl, Jesus can be so judgmental sometimes. Christ, you’d think he was the Son of God or something… anyways:
“One of the damned is dragged down to Hell by his testicles, and amongst those who are blessed there are kisses and embraces, undoubtedly homosexual in nature,” said Miss Lazzarini [the art historian]… Michelangelo’s explicit depiction of naked male bodies caused outrage in the Roman Catholic Church when the fresco was unveiled, with the artist accused of indecency and obscenity.
Biagio da Cesena, the papal master of ceremonies, said the fresco was more suited to “public baths and taverns” than to a place of worship. After the Council of Trent condemned nudity in religious art in the mid-16th century, the artist Daniele da Volterra was commissioned to paint over the offending genitalia and earned the nickname “Il Braghettone” (“the breeches-painter”).
Well, we’re certainly not offended by the site of naked men here! In fact, anyone who’s ever been to a bathhouse knows that with the right guy, it can be a religious experience. But just think, the Pope has this gay sexy painting all to himself (well, and the bazillions of international visitors who stop by on an almost daily basis). Of course, the Pope’s got a penchant for dresses and shoes, so maybe she appreciates Mike’s handiwork as much as we do!
QC Español always keeps us up to date with French photo duo Exterface’s amazing work. This time they’ve released a delicious series called Who Is Gonna Make You Cry starring a butch, bearded, buzz-cut baddy with a dangerously delicious dick dangling between his thighs. Wow. If anything’s gonna make us cry, it’s gonna be the sweet feeling of his big cock sliding into our asses—tears of joy, our friends, tears of joy.
See more mastur-pieces in QC’s Exterface Fan Page.
We’d never heard of the Ukrainian groupKazaky but the bumping, grinding, sweat-drenched muscleboys in their video for In The Middle certainly caught our attention; especially since most of the guys in the video are wearing high heels. Get a load of those abs and bulges, boys! And while the fierce choreography almost made us burst into flames, we had a feeling we’d seen it before—namely in “the YES Dance” from the straight comedic dancer Robert James Hoffman III. Looks like hot men and flashy moves are always de la mode!
What’s not to love about Colby Keller? He’s fuzzy, dorky, handsome, versatile, and now you can get him unclothed and on your dick. It’s true! One of our favorite erotic artists J. Bone and Colby Keller’s website Big Shoe Diaries recently released two paper dolls of the stud: one for dress up and one for wrapping around your penis! It’s cheaper than trying to wine and dine the guy and you can still blow a load on him if you want!
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We know you’ve had sex before, but have you ever had sex, in leather and fishnet stockings… with a tattooed bald guy… IN SPACE? French photo duo Exterface helps us save some money and rocket fuel by going where few men have gone before in their latest photo series Tri Nox Samoni. We’re not sure what that phrase means in alien, but in English it probably means “Eat my bulge.” If this alien visitor wanted to terrorize our moon, we’d let him. The sex would probably be interstellar.
See more of their sexy artwork in QC’s Exterface Fan Club!
In our last Top 10 QComments we addressed the racial stereotype of the shrinking Asian twinks with small penises. At the time we suggested you challenge those assumptions at QC Asians where load after load of buff, big-dicked Asian men await. But here’s a second way to expand your butthole preconceptions—the hardcore drawings of Yamato Saimon.
Though he’s been called the Japanese “Tom of Finland”, Yamato’s work is actually much more like Japanese male erotic artist Sadao Hasegawa or Hideki Koh who regularly feature cultural signifiers, such as the Yakuza-esque tattoos and fundoshi, into their drawings.
Unlike Hasegawa though, Yamato’s work features lots more jism, gaping buttholes filled with large dildos, bondage, and downright domination. It’s hard not to get turned on by his bearded Japanese studs, their beer can-sized cocks, and their deliciously large bodies—we dare you to try. No, it’s impossible. So before you say that all Asian men look the same, remember Yamato Saimon, finger your asshole, and smile.
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You may have heard of the bedbug takeover of Manhattan. It’s true—pretty soon they’ll learn how to open doors, drive cars, and shoot guns… which means we’re all fucked. So you might as well start learning about your insect overlords now.
That’s where Isabella Rossellini comes in. Her Green Porno series made her a bit of an expert on how common bugs and ocean creatures do the nasty. Now she’s gonna show you how to get it on bedbug style. All you need is a penis-knife, a bedded victim, and about 200 eggs… easy, right? Hope you like “traumatic insemination.”
It may sound icky, but it could be worse. You could be a water skimming bug and have your sexual partners threaten to kill you if you don’t spread your legs. Then again, maybe some of you boys are already in similar relationships. Time to call the Orkin man!
Newly crowned Fleshjack poster boy Brent Corrigan is not only an occasionallycontroversial and adorkable porn star, he’s also a rising star in gay indie film. That may sound like an exaggeration, but it’s true—he’s starred in Another Gay Sequel and a gay-horror short film called In The Closet.
His In The Closet co-star was J.T. Tepnapa is also the director of the Judas Kiss a science fiction drama about a failed filmmaker who meets with a gay filmmaking student stuck between parallel timelines. In it Corrigan plays Chris Wachowsky, a former film student who has to compete against the “big man on campus” to woo the heart of his crush.
Corrigan also gained some notoriety by doing a handful of safe sex PSAs that feature his hardened cock. And while he’s been cute and plucky in those vids, does he have the chops to bust into mainstream productions? It depends partially on the directorial talents of Mr. Tepnapa. We’ll certainly be watching.
We got two very gay music videos for you! The first features athletic modern dancers bare-chested in their underwear! Is it the latest performance art piece from New York City? No! It’s the video for Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark’sIf You Want It.
You may remember OMD’s song If You Leave from the 1985 Pretty In Pink soundtrack. Apparently they’re releasing a new album in September called History of Modern, where this track comes from. We like the young hunk in boxer briefs the best. Yes, he has raccoon mascara and Ocean Spray hair, but he also has a nice butt and perky tits — so get off your high horse and get on your knees, art snob!
Secondly we have the Scissor Sisters’ video for Any Which Way, a single from their new album Night Work. We’ve already had the pleasure of seeing Scissor’s frontman Jake Shears mostly naked in Tetu magazine and on his Rentboy profile. He’s not nearly as naked here, but he does go shirtless in a pastel colored animal mask, smeared in paintballs, and breaking through colored glass which—if you like Raccoon Boy from the first video—should tickle your fancy.
Did we mention that both albums are pretty badass? Oh we did? Awesome.
Apollo is the Greek and Roman god of music, poetry, plague, oracles, medicine, light and knowledge. But with French photo duo Exterface, he could also be the god of amazingly humpy asses. Their divine deity radiates such virility that we found only happiness upon discovering that Apollo also had male lovers! Sex with gods never turns out well (re: the Trojan War), but if Apollo ever crosses our path, we’ll have to at least drop to our knees and pay respect—even divine immortals like bee-jays.
See more at QC’s Exterface Fan Club page.
