When a celebrity sex tape breaks in the West, it’s usually the swan song of a dying D-list career. People hem and haw, pop-culture blogs post some video stills, and a few of the celebrity’s fans get moist. But when a sex tape breaks in India, and one of the celebrities is a famous Hindu holy man with over 2 million followers, people start rioting and breaking shit.
Sun TV, a private Indian channel based in Chennai, recently featured video footage of famous, self-proclaimed spiritual guru, Paramahamsa Nithyananda, getting a handjob and a blowjob from Tamil actress, Ranjitha. The video’s pretty tame by Western standards—it features no full blown peen, drug use, or cum facials. In it, the guru basically kicks back and watches TV while his mistress massages his leg, rubs his groin and starts giving him head. For most of it, the guru actually seems more interested in TV than in the blowjob from his comely lass. However, in the last minute of the video, he throws his leg around her for some affectionate post-coital cuddling.
The second video shows him having sexual intercourse in a darkened room, but it’s so dark and unclear that we didn’t bother taking stills (though you can watch and download the videos for yourself here). But even though the videos are softcore by Western standards, what happened next is pretty hardcore!
The following Wednesday after the broadcast, angry followers of the disgraced guru began attacking parts of his ashram (a religious commune) near Bangalore in Karnataka state. Nine people got arrested for throwing stones, ransacking the place, and setting fire to huts inside the ashram.
The guru’s group, the Life Bliss Foundation, said, “we feel that a mix of conspiracy, graphics and rumors are at play in these recent events that have unfolded. We are working on a legal course of action.” At first, everyone wondered who set up the hidden camera sting operation and whether Ranjitha was involved. But finally they discovered, Nityananda’s disciple revealed that he had made the video tape. Swami Dharmananda alias Lenin Karuppan had videographed Swami Nithyananda with Tamil Actress Ranjitha. He had filed a complaint against him that he used to sexually assault the women visiting the ashram. it was one of the guru’s disciples:
Nityananda’s disciple revealed that he had made the video tape. Swami Dharmananda alias Lenin Karuppan had videographed Swami Nithyananda with Tamil Actress Ranjitha. He had filed a complaint against him that he used to sexually assault the women visiting the ashram.
The guru had already been panned in the press for charging high amounts for his retreats and camps, but as a result of this scandal, he has But in the meanwhile, the guru has disappeared! Only recently did a spokesperson on Nityananda’s behalf say that he was not hiding but merely left to attend the Kumbh Mela (a mass Hindu pilgrimage) and that would come back and meet the press on March 18.
Meanwhile, the actress in question eventually broke her silence and said she is merely the guru’s “devotee” and that their time together was merely “an offering”:
Speaking in an interview to a Tamil website, Ranjitha admitted she was a devotee of Nityananda and used to offer her services like ‘feeding’ and ‘massaging’ to him.
“The media has unnecessarily blown the issue out of proportion. I know swamiji for the past few years and my association with him is quite transparent…As a true devotee, I offered my services like feeding and massaging him regularly in his room. I used to stay with him till late and the ashram inmates knew about it,” Ranjitha is quoted as saying.
However, in the video, Ranjitha is shown not just feeding and massaging the swami, but also lying on top of him and indulging in a sexual foreplay. The video is learnt to be secretly shot by Nityananda’s onetime associate Lenin Karuppan, who has accused the swami of “misbehaving” with beautiful women and “forcing” them into performing sexual acts with him.
The entire thing’s going under investigation by Indian courts and police. Since the video aired on March 2nd, several of the guru’s organizational outposts have stopped rendering services “until the truth is known.” Gurus aren’t always expected to be celibate, unlike Catholic priests. So the idea of the swami having sex is only scandalous because it may reveal abuses that go against the traditional image of a pure, ascetic holy man, and also because his partner was a famous actress.
Sex tape scandals typically pass over in a week in America, but we have a feeling the trouble brewing in India over this scandal may go on for months!
Someone snagged these pics of American soul singer,John Legend, walking his dog in South Beach, Florida and it’s giving us dogs a bone. Not only does he have a good body and a handsome face, but we bet that bulge could feed all us for weeks on end. Especially in the second picture, the way his shorts fall make it seem like he’s got a huge fat cock hanging to the left, doesn’t it? Maybe John’s cock is the stuff of legend! He should let us taje it on a magical ride ride and then write a song about it! We smell an LP coming on!
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29-year-old English professional footballer,John George Terry, plays centre back and is the captain of Chelsea in the Premier League. He was voted best defender in the UEFA Champions League in both 2005 and 2008 and we can see why. He keeps his balls close to his body and uses them to distract and delight his opponents. His fans must be pretty delighted too because he’s handsome and obviously packing heat!
Terry was “named “Dad of the Year” in a poll of UK adults for a Daddies Sauce survey (DILF! DILF! DILF!) Sadly though, the DILF also had a four-month affair in late 2009 with a team member’s ex, a woman named Vanessa Perroncel. Oh well, so much for dad of the year. But perhaps we could excuse a little indiscretion… especially if it happened with us!
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Anthony Harrell’s the lead singer of“Brutha”, a Def Jams R&B group from Atlanta. Their self-titled debut features such songs as “Bang, Bang,” “Set It Off” and “Make You Love It.” And now Harrell’s setting us off and making us love him with a bang-bang JO video circulating around the web. It’s only 52-seconds (and about 7 inches) long, but it gets up close and personal with the young singer, presumably for his female fan.
Harrell and the band appear on a Black Entertainment Television’s (BET) reality show, Brothers to Brutha, in which Harrell and his brother star struggling to achieve stardom alongside their band mates. In the past, Harrell’s band mates have talked to him about his excessive drinking habit; but now they might need to talk to him about his excessive masturbation habit. It’s probably the next video the band had in mind, but we’re loving it!
And he’s not the first BET reality star caught with his pants down. Dorian Stanberry from College Hill Atlanta had his huge cock leaked onto the web (supposedly because of a Twitter hacker). But there’s a noteable postscript to Harrell’s tale. A rumor has it that his label lies about his age. Allegedly, they say he’s 22, but his IMDB page says he’s actually 33. Have they shaved 11 years off of Harrell’s age for teeny-bopper appeal? Hmmm…
We’re not sure about their music or his age, but this latest video’s likely to grab the hearts and hard-ons of fans of all ages. Whether Harrell’s 33 or 22, we’d still go down on his 7.
Thanks to Gutter Uncensored for the pics
We filmed some of it ourselves with a flip cam, and then there was a camera man getting some other footage, so it’s going to be a mix of both. It really didn’t feel like a porn shoot, actually, and was more straight up uninhibited, hot sex. We were in this tiny bathroom, and Chi Chi told us, “Spend an hour in there and see what happens. Just do everything you would normally do if you were hooking up,”…and we did everything.
And if that weren’t enough, Daigle’s also made a dildo of his fat dingle—it’s an ample cock for anyone who wants to ride the cowboy. Maybe you can watch the film while fucking yourself with it, seeing as both come out at the same time! We’re sure to have some sizzling stills from the release, so stay tuned! UPDATE:Perez Hilton got a hold of Daigle’s tasty nude and the boy’s got a bod and a cock on him. We hope Channel 1 picks him up as an exclusive… RAWR!
Thanks to Dudetube for the pics.
UPDATE: More details on this strange poster and the stolen model at the bottom! Teenage girls and gay werewolf lovers of the world rejoiced at 18th birthday of New Moon heartthrob, Taylor Lautner. We drooled over Taylor’s latently homosexual portrayal of Jacob Black, the wolfboy who just isn’t that into the film’s heroine Bella Swan. Yeah, Taylor… forget her! We’d rather you run with our pack instead. Let’s all get naked together… you first.
But wait a second, what’s this? Photoshop Disasters recently uncovered this uncanny side-by-side comparison of Lautner from the New Moon movie poster and a hunky underwear model who happens to have the same torso.
Hmmm… did the New Moon star steal the very six-pack that we’ve been drooling over? Ripping your clothes apart, drooling and howling at the moon are one thing, young man… but theft is a crime! Why would Lautner need to steal another man’s body? After all, his is f-f-f-fucking awesome. Maybe the underwear model is just Lautner’s dopplebanger from the neck down.
First Ben Affleck has a body-double and now Mr. Lautner? Geez… it’s getting all Attack of the Gay Body Snatchers up in here. UPDATE: So our eagle-eye Brazilian from QCEspañol realized that the stolen six-pack comes from none other than mega model Edilson Nascimento (in fact, you can see the original pics here and here)
Furthermore, one of the newest members of our team discovered that the New Moon poster is, in fact, fan-made and not an official one from the movie. So we guess we’ll excuse this petty theft… but just this once. Do it again, Lautner and it’s gonna be “hard time” for you! More QC werewolves and vampires getting their suck on: Twilight’s Robert Pattinson Is Allergic To Vaginas, Has Weird Sex, And Misses “Quaint” 1980’s Porn Twilight’s Kellan Lutz Appears in CK Undie Ad New Moon Star Taylor Lautner Prefers Wolves Over Women
We’ve been disinterested in Ben Affleck’s films ever since we realized that Good Will Hunting wasn’t a porno… all that bromance gone to waste. But maybe the boyish actor’s making a porno cumback on the small screen. OMG Blog posted the jerk-off video above featuring a stud that looks an awful lot like Affleck.
If this really is Affleck’s porn debut, allow us to offer a small review: Although his shorn body’s pretty hot, Ben’s not gonna win any GayVN or Cybersocket Awards with this low-key performance. Ben’s affect is one of slight boredom and that’s still the case here, all the way to the quiet cum shot. However, his jaunty balls, scrotal stimulation, and thick cum shot make for a satisfying performance overall. Good job, Ben! B-minus.
But the responsible journalists at OMG Blog weren’t content to eat the cum off of their hands and call it a day. No sir, they put Sherlock Homo on the case to figure out if the celebrity dopplebanger is really Ben. Here’s what they found:
Looking at pictures A and B… the guy in the vid… had too round of a jawline to be Ben Affleck. Then I found Picture D, and saw that Ben’s jaw isn’t too square at all, so I couldn’t base the comparison on that.
Then, I tried looking at the eyebrows… but… eyebrows can be changed through plucking and the such, so that wasn’t reliable evidence.
Looking at Picture A, we can see that [the guy in the video’s] nose has a slight ball curve at the tip. Looking at Picture B, Ben Affleck’s nose is completely straight to the tip. The ultimate truth lies in the earlobes. Pictures B and D show Ben Affleck to have earlobes that are more rounded and hang lower than those of [the guy in the video].
I think this shows that we have a really convincing look-alike pretending to be Ben.
Zzzz… zzzz… OH! (ahem) Uh… yes, good work, Sherlock. Whether it’s Affleck or not, we’d love a front-row seat right under his ballsack so we can get an eyeful of his chest-blasting cum-shot—that’s entertainment! If only Affleck or his masturbating twin made more porn featurettes like this, we’d become his biggest stalkerclient fan.
Of course, this isn’t the first time Affleck’s gone gay. He once admitted to fucking male comedian talk shot host, Jimmie Kimmel, on national late-night television; Affleck even had a choir to back him up. But his anal assault was only revenge sex to get back at he and Kimmel’s respective lovers. Damn you, Matt Damon and Sarah Silverman!
Last time we ran into Real World fitness hunk Scott Herman, he was posing in Undergear and teaching us how to shave our crotches. But he recently became part of the famous NOH8 photo campaign (that Brent Everett and his hubby participated in). To make sure his fans get the message, sexy Scott has also decided to do a bit of a geeky, adorable rap against the very unsexy anti-gay law Proposition 8 (which we wrote about extensively. His rap is almost as cute as he is and reminds us that we have friends in all sorts of places (like fitness trainers, YouTube vloggers, and dudes in the shower shaving their genitals).
Ruggerbugger knows just how hotgay Welsh rugby star Gareth Thomas is. They’ve posted multiple series of him in the locker room and on the pitch. But leave it to a Frenchman to get Gareth to take off his shirt for his worldwide fans. We’re not sure what the Frenchies at L’equipe Mag offered Gareth, but whatever it was, merci beaucoup notre amis!
Gareth is rock hard, tattooed sex. We’d feel sorry for his ex-wife, if she didn’t have the privilege of sleeping next to this fine specimen all those closeted years. “Oh, you don’t wanna have sex tonight, Gare Bear? Well, how about we just cuddle naked and you let me kiss every square inch of your Grecian frame while I knead and part your ass cheeks with my greasy fingers?” What a lucky woman, sex or no. Now if only a French magazine (like Le Coq) could convince him to take the rest of clothes off… voila! C’est magnifique!
Via Sticky.
It wasn’t long ago when we teased you with pictures of Joe Jonas’ onstage hard-on. He’s known for not wearing underwear onstage but from the looks of it, he doesn’t have much support offstage either. Just check out Jonas’ whale of a bulge. At full mast, that monster’s probably as big as a microphone! Testes, testes… 1… 2… 3? A great white whale indeed.
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Ever since he got his gay on in the film Little Ashes, we’ve been paying extra close attention to the exploits of Robert Pattinson. It’s not that we think he’s gay…it’s that we hope he’s gay. And if his recent barrage of sexual comments are any indication, he may not just be gay, but a bit freaky as well.
Pattinson recently completed a photo shoot for Details magazine filled with lots of hot vamps draping their lady parts all over the Twilight star. According to the extra-reputable gossip site, Digital Spy, Pattinson admitted, “I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn’t exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover.”
But that’s not all. He also described his sex scenes with Uma Thurman in the upcoming film, Bel Ami as “disturbing”: “The sex scenes with Uma are kind of disturbing. Her character kind of uses sex as a sort of weapon and my character thinks like an animal. There’s a lot of sex scenes in this film, so I’m asking quite a lot of myself, and with lots of different people as well.”
What a proper slut! And to think we used to spend time obsessing about his hair, like teenage girls. Meanwhile, Pattinson was getting it on with Uma, a woman we saw slice and dice her way through the sword-wielding members of the Crazy 88 in Kill Bill. Dang, Pattinson just gets hotter with every word. So imagine our delight when we also discovered he’s a fan of vintage porn:
Once again, talking about the naked women in the Details shoot, he said that he felt like he was taking part in porn from the 1980s: “This shoot, it’s kind of ’80s nakedness, you know? If you look at porn in, like, the ’80s, there was something kind of quaint about it, quite sweet – like this little naked community. The people who made it liked it, they had respect for it. Not remotely like the porn that’s available now. No community in it at all. It’s just everything, everywhere.”
He may be allergic to vaginas, be having disturbing sex with Uma, and love on vintage porn, but does any of that make him gay? He supposedly went out with his Twilight co-star Kristen Stewart, but he also added in a recent interview that he’s not currently involved in a relationship. “The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog,” he said. “My relationship with my dog, it’s ridiculous.”
Lucky dog! We bet that animal gets to sleep between Pattinson’s legs and lick his face whenever he wants. What we wouldn’t do to have Pattinson lead us around on a leash, give us a good bath and scratch on the belly from time to time. He may be into bestiality, but with that hair and that bod, we can forgive some freakiness—woof! woof!
Back when we discussed the revolving door between VH1’s reality show, Tool Academy, and Straight College Men, we mentioned that John Lamb (aka. “Giant Tool” from Tool Academy 2—a 6’5″ white Catholic capricorn with “serious anger management issues”) would be the next gent stroking his giant uncut tool on SCM’s cum-encrusted casting couch.
Well he’s finally arrived and has certainly earned his nickname! He’s got a pretty big dick and even though his body is hairless from head-to-toe and he has a tramp stamp just below his navel, he’s still got a kickin’ body and a thick, hanging foreskin that we’d love to swing off of all day long. SCM’s guys are known for fading back into obscurity after one time on the couch. But we’re hoping that Big Tool and his adorable Tool Academy classmate Dan Jovicevic cum back for a reprise, or maybe even a side-by-side jerk-off in a naked Tool Academy reunion. Plus, the delectable Josh Dunn is supposed to appear on SCM very soon, so that’s something else to look forward to. We certainly didn’t care about Tool Academy back when it actually aired. But now that all it’s contestants are getting naked, we’re interested, SCM has given the show a new life and a horny gay audience.
Thanks to DudeTube for the pics.
We’ve long had a QCrush on Portuguese soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo. So imagine our delight when we found out the soccer stud had recently done a sultry ad campaign for Armani. Armani has a thing for well-hung soccer players —they once roped David Beckham into a pair of their tight briefs. And now Cristiano Ronaldo’s a part of their heat packing players…. hawt!
After watching the video of him getting all sassy with the camera, we could barely control ourselves. And so we created a Cristiano Ronaldo fan club page complete with tons of shirtless pics, bulges, VPLs and VPHs. Whether you’re a soccer fan or not, Ronaldo’s given us a long-running “ball game” that has us wanting to score! Now if only we could see him OUT of those Armani briefs. You can quote us on this: it’s only a matter of time!
Musician John Mayer seems to be on a self-destruction tour of some sort. He recently had an interview with Playboy magazine in which he used the F and N words and called his dick a “white supremacist” in terms of its taste for white women. It’s a shame because he’s a cute and pretty talented guy.
So allow us to lower your opinion of him even further with this tasty poop tart: he once kissed gay gossip columnist, Perez Hilton, and apparently admitted to Hilton that he’d once had a cock in his mouth. Perez reports:
The douchebag singer and Perez have had a secret (until now) text and email relationship (nothing sexual) for quite some time now.
Mayer invited us over to his NYC apartment – at 2 AM! – to “listen” to some tracks off his new album. We went – and arrived at 3 AM with three friends, who can verify that this indeed happened.
Over the course of the next five hours, Mayer and Perez pretty much ignored everyone else in the room and engaged in a heated non-stop conversation, the highlight of which was John confronting Perez about whether or not we really think he’s gay.
It went like this:
John: “You think I’m gay don’t you?”
Perez: “Yes.”
John: “I’m not.”
Perez: “Have you ever had a penis in your mouth?”
John: “Yes.”
Perez: “Your’e gay!”
Mayer has already admitted to making out with Perez. Hopefully one day soon he will admit he’s had a penis in his mouth too!
P.S. We’ll happily take another lie detector test to prove all this is true!
So Mayer sucked cock once. Join the club, Mayer. However, we hate to inform you that sucking a cock does not in fact make you gay. Some of the guys on Team Orange have (gasp!) actually slept with women and even (eek!) eaten pussy! We were younger then and majoring in philosophy, so we didn’t know any better. And yet those guys are still gayer than Christmas.
So you can put away the lie detector, Perez. Even if it’s true, it doesn’t mean a thing other than John Mayer’s kinda slutty. And is it any wonder? What sort of self-respecting person invites the Terror Bear over for a listening party at 3am? The same sort of man who would kiss a guy like he “hated fags.” Here’s John describing the kiss in his own words:
The only man I’ve kissed is Perez Hilton. It was New Year’s Eve and I decided to go out and destroy myself. I was dating Jessica [Simpson] at the time, and I remember seeing Perez Hilton flitting about this club and acting as though he had just invented homosexuality. All of a sudden I thought, I can outgay this guy right now. I grabbed him and gave him the dirtiest, tongue-iest kiss I have ever put on anybody–almost as if I hated fags. I don’t think my mouth was even touching when I was tongue kissing him, that’s how disgusting this kiss was. I’m a little ashamed. I think it lasted about half a minute. I really think it went on too long.
Sigh… we used to like John Mayer because he covered Radiohead’s Kid A but now we’re considering setting all our Mayer CDs aflame because he made out with the human equivalent of Fun Dip. It actually makes us a bit jealous and nauseous at the same time. Why him, John, and not us? Oh well, considering his downward spiral, it sounds like John and Perez probably deserve each other. We hope they’re happy this Valentine’s Day. Maybe they’ll even make it to 2nd or 3rd base!
