Chace Crawford, Gossip Girl’s hottest star, was rumored to be in a gay relationship with costar Ed Westwick once the two moved in together. They were forced to move away from each other after the media claimed to have seen them making out in Chace’s on-set trailer. Just rumors or fact? You decide after seeing the complete set of photographs at Hollywood Xposed.
Unlike his underage cocktease co-star Taylor Lautner, Twilight star Kellan Lutz is 23 and therefore, exempt for child porn legalities. We’ve kept our eyes on his bulge and nutsack before, but now he’s appeared in a Calvin Klein underwear ad showing a lot more of his beautiful bod. Calvin Klein also released this sexy behind-the-scenes vid in which he shares his diet and workout secrets! Bikini season is just around the corner, boys!
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Funny man, Jamie Kennedy is known for his physical humor, but today we finally see the big punchline he’s been keeping under his belt—an ample though flaccid cock. Apparently he whipped it out for his upcoming film, Finding Bliss. Here’s what he had to say about his “pickle shot”: “I’m not sure it’s a kosher dill, but it’s more than a gherkin. Ron Jeremy told me, ‘You’ve got some nice hang.'”
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QC Español posted this very yummy shot of El Culo de Jesus Luz (the butt of Jesus Luz) and we have to say that we’re hoping he’s more a bottom than a top—just look at that delicious ass! It was just last week when we showed you pictures of Jesus Luz’s penis and Madonna’s wattle. Amid rumors of their breakup, it makes sense that we now show you his end. Will their alleged breakup mark the end of Jesus’ limelight? Possibly. But he certainly has an ass that we’ll never forget!
Joe Jonas—the hormones must be getting the best of heartthrob Joe Jonas. It is rumored that the superstar doesn’t wear underwear on stage and in one instance was photographed with a raging hard on during a concert.
Gerard Butler’s known more for being an action hero hunk than an astronomist. Nevertheless he contributed to our knowledge of orbiting bodies by showing crew of the action film, Gamer, his full-moon. Upon closer inspection we discovered that there are in fact faces on his lunar surface (though no craters or Klingons, thankfully).
Granted, we’ve seen the moons of Gerard before and his two hemispheres definitely extend our telescopes. But we never knew that upon with his round, edible buttcheeks are the portraits of two men’s faces. They appear to be man-made features (lucky stiff). And while we’ve made extra close observations to try and scientifically deduce their identities, we left our high-powered lens at the observatory. So how about you, junior scientists? Think you can pinpoint the origin of the moon’s strange features? It would certainly make our night!
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Pretty soon we’re gonna stop differentiating between reality TV and gay softcore porn because they’re basically the same thing. Case in point: Celebrity Big Brother. Cage-fighting champion and cross-dresser Alex Reid, along with his D-list celebrity cohabitants, have shown plenty of skin this season. First, he wore a mankini in a hunk competition. Then he gets all touchy touchy with his hunky housemate in the loo. And now he’s gone and flashed his bits in his sleep.
Without male nudity, Reality TV tends to bore us. However, there are several exciting things abot these night-cam nudie shots: 1) Apparently Reid sleeps in the nude. 2) Apparently, he’s uncut. 3) Apparently he has a pretty big dick when flaccid. And seeing as he’s a cross-dresser, he might have an open-minded approach to sex as well. Maybe it won’t be long before he crosses over from the gay softcore that is reality TV to the real hardcore, Steven Daigle style!
Thanks to Tabloid Prodigy, DudeTube, and Me-Me-Me TV for the pics.
Pictures of Portland Trail Blazer Greg Oden’s penis surfaced on the web today. He’s a 7 foot center for the NBA basketball team and has the dick to match. He could slam dunk it in our basket anytime he likes. The only thing is that he probably sent these cell-phone pics of himself to a lady friend. And though we’re not sure if they had sex, she’s certainly screwed him in another way by posting these online. Oh well, at least his share of fans has undoubtedly increased. We may not watch his games, but we’re definitely interested in how he handles his balls. Free throws, anyone?
Oh John Edwards, will the parade of tears that is your life ever cease? First with the $400 haircuts, then you lose the “OJ Simpson trial of US Presidential elections” to Yeehaw McStar Wars. Then you lie about cheating on your cancer-ridden wife and deny parenting a love child only to turn around and admit it two years later! Sigh…
Well, at least John Edwards has one thing going for him (if not morality), and that’s a big fuckin’ cock. Gawker has more:
Sources have told us that, in the throes of their affair, John Edwards and Rielle Hunter made a sex tape that contains “several sex acts.” And that his aide, Andrew Young found it on an unmarked DVD.
The tape, say both our sources, is explicit and reveals that Edwards “is physically very striking, in a certain area. Everyone who sees it says ‘whoa’. She’s behind the camera at first.”
“Whoa” indeed. We’re hoping this little baby hits at the same time that Tiger Woods’ sex pics hit. We’re wondering if Edwards could give Chad Hunt or Ben Andrews a run for their money. We mean, his political career’s already toast; and with his sex tape looming ahead and a cock the size of North Carolina, there’s no reason for him not to at least try a stint at gay porn.
Via Sticky.
Yesterday we presented the penis of Jesus (no, not this penis of Jesus). And though we found it a bit underwhelming, his shorn genitals certainly had its share of fans.
So because so many of you liked seeing his wiener in the small pic we had, we’ve found some enlarged, higher resolution pics of his prick (courtesy of Tabloid Prodigy). Here it is, magnified Jesus Pee Pee. And because she is Queen of the Gays, we have a magnified picture of Madonna as well. AND because we’re such nice guys*, we’ve even suggested a few products they can use before their next photo shoot… you know, just to improve their appearance.
*re: jerks.
You ever find a cute boy online and fall instantly in love? That’s the way we felt with Jesus Luz. Those smoldering olive-colored eyes, those curly raven locks, that body made of Brazilian carmel! Whew! We developed an instant crush with the hopes that we’d one day see his cock. And after months of anticipation, we finally got our prayers answered thanks to this outtake from his W magazine photo shoot. And, um… well…
Let’s put it this way: you ever find a cute boy online and instantly fall in love, until you see his cock? Now don’t misunderstand us… we’re not hating on Jesus’ love hammer. We don’t mind if a guy shaves himself baby smooth. We don’t mind that his cock’s digitized or the fact that it looks smallish. We love cocks of all sizes and he just got out of a cold pool (give the guy a break). Plus, his grandm…uh, girlfriend, Madonna, looks like a depressed pilgrim, so that’s gotta be give a guy some serious renob.
We’re just saying that months after imagining his fat, pendulous, uncut, veiny dick with a wild-bush and slobbery lines of precum, our first encounter with his cock has left us a little… wanting. That’s not a bad thing. Sometimes an unsatisfying first taste just makes your audience all the hungrier for satisfaction and let us tell you, Jesus, we’re still hungry!
In the meanwhile, we’ll have to nibble on these fishes and loaves to tide us over—thank goodness there always seems to be of them more left. If you;re hungry for more check out Cinemale and Male Celebrities.
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The revolving door between reality TV and gay porn keeps turning as Big Brother 10’s gay cowboy, Steven Daigle has decided to go XXX for Chi Chi LaRue and Channel 1 Releasing. TMZ released a photo of him in the shower with Jeremy Bilding, presumably from Daigle’s upcoming flick (which is also rumored to be “mostly in the can”—we’re assuming they mean “mostly finished” rather than “full of toilet trampery”).
Daigle told TMZ, “I didn’t expect my life to take this path, but when I was presented with the opportunity, I dove in head first—literally.” Mmm-hmm. Back when he first popped his head into GuysWithiPhones, we said that we’d like to see his full cock on display rather than just a teasing shot. We’re pretty pleased that he took our advice to heart.
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If you’re like every member on Team Orange, you’ve dreamed of touching David Beckham’s package; especially after seeing his bulge in those Armani underwear adverts. It seems we’re not alone in that wish.
Elena Di Cioccio, a blonde female reporter for Italy’s best known satirical television show, The Hyenas, recently sexually assaulted the stud on camera to see if his real-life bulge matches up with the package in the adverts. The Telegraph has more:
The stunt was a “test” to see whether the football star measured up to his photo in Armani billboards, in which he shows off his impressive physique in a pair of tight-fitting underpants.
He has since been replaced in the Armani campaign by Portuguese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo.
Beckham looked shocked and immediately backed away after being touched by the blonde-haired TV reporter, a star of the satirical show Le Iene.
As security guards closed ranks around the 34-year-old midfielder, Miss Di Cioccio was chased down the street yelling “E piccolo, Beckham” (“Beckham is small”), while being filmed by the show’s cameraman.
Beckham climbed into a black car but she ran around to the driver’s seat in which he was sitting, shouting: “You’ve taken us for a ride! How could you? David!”
The Hyenas is broadcast on Italia1, a channel owned by Mediaset, Silvio Berlusconi’s media empire. The Italian prime minister also owns AC Milan.
Though the video’s obviously going for humor, it’s actually a creepy to watch because sexy Becks seems genuinely freaked out—and who wouldn’t be? We’ve always wanted to touch Becks all right, but not as a premeditated publicity stunt. We’d rather get him drunk first and then start massaging his shoulders and kissing his neck. Y’know, like Victoria Beckham does.
And why bother with the yellow gloves? We’re sure that Becks keeps his wiener nice and clean in case Lady Beckham should ever crave it. We’d wanna squeeze his knob with our own hand, and not deny ourselves the hands-on pleasure with rubber gloves. Someone needs to teach this crazy paparazzi lady how to handle a real man with style, grace, and a little lube.
Via Sticky.
So we know some of you donkeydicks are probably mad at Scott Brown for charging in like an elephant and threatening to stomp on Ted Kennedy’s grave, but we’re less interested in politics than we are in poli-dicks. Last night’s winner of the special election for Massachusetts senatorial seat posed nude for Cosmopolitan magazine’s “America’s Sexiest Man” competition.
It was June 1982 and he was a 22-year-old law student at Boston College. He had fiberglass hair, a muscular torso, and a happy trail leading down to a nice bush. Even at age 50, we’d still do him. And while we’re definitely happy that we got to see him as a centerfold winner, we’d love to see the centerfold’s wiener. Sadly, Cosmo is a real classy rag that doesn’t show peen, only bush.
So we’ll have to wait until the Senator has a sex scandal and a tape to see the elephant’s trunk. Politics can be a divisive dirty biz. But no matter how you feel about the election or the looming Senatorial battles, there’s something we can all agree on—and that’s a general desire to see Scott Brown’s penis.
We tend to keep our eyes on one of our favorite sites, GuysWithiPhones, not only because of all the hella sexy men on there, but also for the celebrities that occasionally pop in to say hello—such as DJ Pauly D From MTV’s Jersey Shore.
He’s not alone though. Throughout the last year, GWiP has also had American rapper. Chingy, Mr. Safety (aka Corey Williams of YouTube fame), Guy Sebastian of Australian Idol fame, Brett from MTV’s Styl’d, and of course, Michael Stipe of R.E.M.—don’t you remember the whole “yellow canisters mystery?”
GWiP has all their celebs saved in the photo section of their excellent Facebook page, but we tracked them down and put them all here, just for you. In fact there are even more waiting after the jump!
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Goody gumdrops. Word on the street is that 22-year-old singer and ex-Disney channel star, Jesse McCartney, has some nakey pictures floating around the interwebs. And from the sound of it, they’re pretty tasty (especially if you like hard candy):
A picture of Jesse McCartney lying naked on a bed wearing just a “G-string” made of candy has surfaced. Seemingly, the 22-year-old singer’s ex-girlfriend had clicked the picture. “An ex of his took it and has been sending it around,” the New York Post quoted a source as saying.
Also, McCartney’s lawyer added: “Mr. McCartney did not knowingly participate in the taking of this photo and did not consent to the taking of such a photo. In addition, the alleged photo of Mr. McCartney appears to have been manipulated and doctored by computer software.”
His lawyer’s quite a stand-up fellow. “We’re not saying that the alleged photo is actually of Jesse, but even if it is, it’s probably a Photoshop fake!” We assume that if Jesse looks “small” in the photos, they’ll blame Photoshop and if he looks “big”… well… they’ll say, “Yeah, OK it’s really Jesse. Ladies???”
Needless to say, WE WANT THESE PHOTOS. Any reader who provides them will get the QC Royal Treatment—porn site memberships and blowjobs galore*. In the meanwhile, if you wanna see some nakey celebs, check out Cinemale and Male Celebrities.
*Actual compensation totally speculative.
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