QCA Music Quickie: Gay TV Dad Jesse Tyler Ferguson Sings Lady Gaga’s Alejandro


Handsome ginger actor Jesse Tyler Ferguson plays a gay dad on the TV show Modern Family. He’s 34-years-old, has always been openly gay, and has a crush on hunky Winter Olympics ice skater Evan Lysacek. “I’m not hiding it. I hear he lives in L.A. too, so it’s just a matter of time before we meet. Although I don’t know if he’s gay. He’s a brilliant skater, and he’s also really handsome, and he seems like a really sweet guy, so I swoon when I see him…. I need to get out of the 20-year-old age bracket. Like, I have crushes on all of the Jonas Brothers. I assume that’s OK?” It’s OK by us. And whoever this Alejandro character is, he’s lucky to have you screaming his name.

04 May 10 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!

Wayback Machine: 2008 Sex Scandal!

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QC has helped our lovely readers cover many Asian celebrities scandal: from the explosive Edison Chen’s to the Filipino celebrity Dr. Hayden Kho and Japanese martial arts fighter, Sakurai “Mach” Hayato. But did you know that there’s someone who trumped them and had his naughty clips shared with the world in year 2008? Neither did we! So who is this forefather of self-recorded sex tape?
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Sarawut Martthong (อ้น สราวุธ มาตรทอง) nickname “Aon” (no, not this Aon) is born on December 2nd 1976 and is of Thai/French ethnicity. He graduated from Faculty of Science and Technology (Computer Science), Phranakorn Rajabhat University and is/was an actor on Thailand’s Channel 3. He does quite a bit of modeling too. Seen above are features that he did for Thailand VOLUME magazine #120 in April 2010 (top) and a SM-style spread for Image magazine in late 2009 (bottom). And now we transit into a look that is closer to his appearance when the scandal happened.
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His scandal was structured awfully similar to other celebrities’:
1. Horny Aon decides to record his bareback (gasp!) conquests using his handphone.
2. Better still, the lady involved in the clip isn’t his girlfriend.
3. Boy loses handphone.
4. Shocked to see VCDs of his sex clips selling on the streets like hotcakes.
5. Holds press conference for a teary public apology.
Wonder how this hunk’s turgid dick look like? How about his O-face? Jump over to QC Asians right now.

03 May 10 By scotchtape 1 Comment

QCA Music Quickie: Devendra Banhart Is Foolin’ Around With BDSM Bliss


Fuckable hipster Devendra Banhart has always been friendly with the gays: he attended art school in the Castro and played his first show at a gay wedding. Now he’s gone a bit queer himself, falling in love with a harsh master and enjoying every painful minute. Between the nonstop whipping, the leather studded g-string, and the mandatory foot massages, he’s got it made! Now if only we could find the man of our wet dreams… sigh.

01 May 10 By paperbagwriter 1 Comment

We’ve Got Several Dirty Jobs For Mike Rowe

Who Will Give Mike Rowe A Dirty (Blow) Job?
Studly working man Mike Rowe is the host of Discovery’s Dirty Jobs, a show in which he shoves his arm shoulder-deep into cow anuses, crawls through pipelines filled with sewage, and manually masturbates animals for artificial insemination—marry us now! On top of that, he’s friendly and butch and a bit of a muscular bear who’s obviously packing heat. Just look at him in those boxer briefs… yum!
We found this great shot of him sporting a mooseknuckle in khaki shorts and we just had to zoom in and imagine the dirty jobs we’d like to give him. We’d start with a filthy blowjob to make sure that his naughty bits get licked clean. We might even muck around his manhole and masturbate his one-eyed trouser snake, just to brush up on our skills. A handjob, a blowjob, and a rimjob all in one? He’s like a one-man employment office. Sure it’s dirty work, but someone’s gotta do it!
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01 May 10 By paperbagwriter 7 Comments

Matthew McConaughey’s Mound

Matthew McConaughey's Mound
Things have pretty bulge-tastic around QC lately. First, we had Chace Crawford’s tasty bulge, then Taylor Lautner’s workout pouch, and British porn actor Mark Davis’ denim-clad mancock. So excuse us if we can’t help ourselves.
We never considered Matthew McConaughey the sexiest man alive (like People magazine did in 2005), but don’t mean we wouldn’t like to roll his musky fat cock around in our mouths for a bit. We bet it’s a nice piece, and if we could hear him moan and dirty talk us in that sexy Texas drawl, we’d pretty much blow our load right there. Whadd’ya say, pardner… giddy up?
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23 Apr 10 By paperbagwriter 3 Comments

Feature Asian Star: Daniel Wu

Daniel Wu got hitched!
Our world (my world anyways) came crushing down as news broke that the gorgeous actor Daniel Wu had tied the knot with his eight-year girlfriend, Monaco-born model and Channel V veejay Lisa Selesner on April 6 in a wedding ceremony held in South Africa. In memories of Daniel’s bachelor status, here’re some particulars of Daniel Wu that you might be interested.
Sexy Daniel Wu
Daniel Yin-Cho Wu (born 30 September 1974) is an American-born Chinese Hong Kong film actor, director, and producer. Since his film debut in 1998, he has been featured in over 40 films. Daniel’s has been called “the young Andy Lau,” and is known as a “flexible and distinctive” leading actor in the Chinese-language film industry.
Daniel Wu in Bishonen
Daniel’s crossover into the gay scene is not uncommon. In fact, Daniel’s first movie is 1998 Yonfan’s “Bishonen”. Despite not able to speak Cantonese or read Chinese, Daniel successfully finished this movie about a gay love story where he acted as Sam, a seemingly straight cop with a beautiful girlfriend, but is actually a closeted gay. Through his acting career and advertisements, Daniel seems not shy to share his great physique and bed skills.
Check them out over at QC Asians!

22 Apr 10 By scotchtape Write a comment!

Harry Potter And The Outcasts Of Hogwarts


Well bless our robes and wands, fellow muggles! If Hogwarts gets any gayer, it’s gonna need it’s own QC fan club page. First, Daniel Radcliffe shows off his penis (and even considers getting a woody on Broadway). Then Harry faces off against the Black Leather Cunt and the Underage Blowjob.
Cedric Diggory and Cormac McLaggen started dancing naked in the boy’s dormitory. Finally, it just got too big for QC alone and the Griffyndor gayness spread into Men Over 30’s Hairy Potter and Dominic Ford’s 3-D Harry Potter Porn Spoof featuring Matthew Rush and Eddie Diaz!
Well now, here’s the latest installment, “Harry Potter And The Outcasts Of Hogwarts.” Apparently Harry’s made some new friends and they’re curiously interested in his wand. We’ve heard it’s 13 inches, but they won’t believe it until they see it for themselves. It’s going to be a magical ride when these two queenie Gryffindors finally get a handle on Harry Potter’s big secret. Not even an invisibility cloak could hide his broomstick.

17 Apr 10 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!

Bug Hall (Alfalfa from The Lil’ Rascals) Grows Up

Bug Hall (Alfalfa from The Lil' Rascals Grows Up
Remember The Lil’ Rascals? Of course you do. If you’re anywhere between 16 and 60-years-old, chances are you saw the old or new version of The Lil’ Rascals (aka “Our Gang”), which followed a loveable bunch of street urchins vomiting booze into the mouths of dead hookers getting into all sorts of scrappy adventures.
The black-and-white shorts originally aired in 1955, but the 1995 color movie remake featured then 10-year-old actor Bug Hall as the cowlicked leader of the gang, Alfalfa. We’d post a picture of the young Mr. Hall EXCEPT THAT WOULD BE GROSS. But all you need to know is that Alfalfa ate his sprouts and grew up to be a scruffy 25-year-old dude cruising for poon on XPeeps (where these shots came from).
According to his hard-to-read Xpeeps profile (now deleted) he likes oral, anal sex, and porn; masturbates once a day; has been watched having sex; has never been to a nude beach; but has been in an orgy. And though he’s never had sex with a guy, he’s kissed one or two (tomorrow could be your lucky day)!
We love his lean and hairy body, that torso-length happy trail, and his nice, long, pierced cock. He’s even got a nice ass, as you can see in his weird vampire-boy pictures. Though we’re not so sure about the weird tattoos on his crotch—what is that… a crash-test dummy symbol?
We’re happy Alfalfa’s all grown up. As soon as he gets his XPeeps profile back online, we’ll hit him up to see if Spanky and the gang wanna get in on some grown-up action. O-tay!
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14 Apr 10 By paperbagwriter 3 Comments

British Actor Matthew Leitch Stars In The Creepiest JO Video You’ve Ever Seen

Brit Actor Matthew Leitch Unleashes Himself In JO Video
Maybe you’ve seen handsome, 35-year-old actor Matthew Leitch playing Floyd Talbert in the HBO mini-series, Band of Brothers. He also had a minor role in The Dark Knight. But now he’s landed himself a lead role in his very own JO video! And the acting’s pretty good (no, we mean it).

Most JO videos make horrible shorts: they typically feature a guy shot from the chest down from only one camera angle taking forever to come and showing no real emotion. But this one has it all—Leitch answers the door naked, scares off his camera man, and then jerks off and cums in less than one minute.
If that were it, we’d still have been happy to seen his delicious cock, but THERE’S MORE! After he cums, he cries and gets a bit angry. Why? We have no idea! And if that twist ending weren’t enough, it also gets scarier as a heartbeat accentuates close-ups of all the tacky shit in his room—the old lady lamp, the teddy bear wrapped in cellophane, the Jesus calendar… all of it! It even has him laying naked at a beach on a cloudy day.
We’ve heard of celebrity sex tapes, but never a celebrity JO video. Maybe less known actors get smaller roles . We also don’t know what avant-garde German director he got to edit this, but good job, Leitch. You’ll land that leading role in a big screen production yet (you little weirdo).
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12 Apr 10 By paperbagwriter 16 Comments

Luke Wilson Jogging Bulge!

Luke Wilson Jogging Bulge!
A certain member of the QC team has a total crush on Luke Wilson. Sure, Luke has gained some weight since his lean, handsome ass first debuted in film, but he also recently starred in a phone commercial and the guy’s still sexy (we’d blow him). We also dug up some pictures of Luke from The Family Stone just so you haters can know that at one point in time everybody and your mother agreed that Luke Wilson was electric sex—he even made your mother wet.
A few friends of ours recently told us about some pics of Luke jogging with a conspicuous bulge. And we’re glad we found them. You can almost make out the girth of his long, flaccid cut penis through his jogging pants. And what a piece it is! We bet he’s gonna go home and shower after his brisk walk. If he needs someone to scrub his back, we hope he thinks of us!
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06 Apr 10 By paperbagwriter 4 Comments

TNA Wrestling Debuts Bisexual Wrestler Orlando Jordan

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Over a year ago we posted a naked picture of WWE wrestling star Jordan Orlando, but when we posted it we had no idea that Jordan’s openly bisexual. Apparently TNA Wrestling got wind of it too and decided to repackage the wrestler as “the bisexual wonder” (or something). Outsports discusses his “coming out” in the most recent edition of TNA’s Monday Night Extreme:

Jordan was lowered from the ceiling wrapped in caution tape that said, “Cross the Line.” He then crawled and rolled around the ring like a cat on the prowl. He left the ring, walked over to a curtain and whipped off his sunglasses to reveal…he was wearing eyeshadow! The curtain raised to reveal a pretty woman and hot guy sitting on a couch with a picture connecting two male symbols and one female symbol. Jordan sat between the two and the camera cut away to a commentator who was nearly left speechless: “Well folks I don’t know what to make of that, but we’ll continue nonetheless.”

We know how many of you hate bisexual action (especially when it comes from your favorite pornstars), but how do you feel about it on mainstream TV? If Jordan starts kissing and humping his competitors, we’ll probably start watching. Especially if the action heats up and becomes a bit more like Naked Kombat or Wrestle and Fuck—though that’s unlikely on Spike TV. But check out the action for yourself below: hot or not?\

01 Apr 10 By paperbagwriter 5 Comments

Gerard Butler Puts Two In Jennifer Aniston’s Butt

Gerard Butler Puts Two In Jennifer Aniston's Butt
Hunky actor Gerard Butler’s usually the one putting his fine ass on display (sometimes to show-off temporary tattoos. But this time, his gal pal, Jennifer Aniston’s ass got the spotlight, though Butler’s still very much running the show.
Butler’s fingers are going where Brad Pitt, Vince Vaughn, and John Mayer’s fingers have all been… right up her butt, like a sock puppet. In fact, two of his fingers are missing which means she’s a bit loosey-goosey. Maybe they’re working up to eventually getting his entire fist up there. At least that means that when her actor career fizzles out that she’ll have something to fall back on (namely, his arm).

31 Mar 10 By paperbagwriter 6 Comments

FINALLY! Ricky Martin Comes Out As Gay

FINALLY! Ricky Martin Comes Out As Gay
We knew it. Now it’s official: Ricky Martin’s gay. From his blog:

Many people told me: “Ricky it’s not important”, “it’s not worth it”, “all the years you’ve worked and everything you’ve built will collapse”, “many people in the world are not ready to accept your truth, your reality, your nature”. Because all this advice came from people who I love dearly, I decided to move on with my life not sharing with the world my entire truth. Allowing myself to be seduced by fear and insecurity became a self-fulfilling prophecy of sabotage. Today I take full responsibility for my decisions and my actions.

If someone asked me today, “Ricky, what are you afraid of?” I would answer “the blood that runs through the streets of countries at war…child slavery, terrorism…the cynicism of some people in positions of power, the misinterpretation of faith.” But fear of my truth? Not at all! On the contrary, It fills me with strength and courage. This is just what I need especially now that I am the father of two beautiful boys that are so full of light and who with their outlook teach me new things every day. To keep living as I did up until today would be to indirectly diminish the glow that my kids where born with. Enough is enough. This has to change. This was not supposed to happen 5 or 10 years ago, it is supposed to happen now. Today is my day, this is my time, and this is my moment.

These years in silence and reflection made me stronger and reminded me that acceptance has to come from within and that this kind of truth gives me the power to conquer emotions I didn’t even know existed.

What will happen from now on? It doesn’t matter. I can only focus on what’s happening to me in this moment. The word “happiness” takes on a new meaning for me as of today. It has been a very intense process. Every word that I write in this letter is born out of love, acceptance, detachment and real contentment. Writing this is a solid step towards my inner peace and vital part of my evolution.

I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am.

We’re proud of Ricky and find his truth beautifully expressed. But we still want to bend him over the table and fuck him in two. That is all… wank, wank…

29 Mar 10 By paperbagwriter 33 Comments

More Juicy Details on John Edwards’ Sex Tape

More Juicy Details on John Edwards' Sex Tape
Twasn’t long ago when we told you about John Edwards’ yet-to-be-released sex tape in which the disgraced ex-politician unleashed his HUGE MONSTER COCK. No one’s (besides his mistress and her drunk friends) have seen the tape… well, and some friends of The Daily Beast:

The Daily Beast can now describe the video in detail, based on accounts from multiple people who have viewed it. One source who has a medical background and has worked with pregnant patients says Hunter appears four or five months pregnant based on the swollen state of her belly and nipples. This would would place the tape’s filming somewhere around September or October of 2007, smack in the middle of Edwards campaign for the presidency.

On the video, both participants are naked. Hunter is propped up against the hotel bed headboard, with John Edwards belly-down on the bed between her legs. As Hunter, the campaign’s official videographer, holds the camera, a smiling Edwards performs oral sex. Because of the camera angle, Hunter’s face is not visible, but her distinctive jewelry is. Not only does candidate Edwards know he’s being filmed, one source says, he’s also clowning around and “graphically performing for the camera.

Of course he’s have his campaign videographer film their boink-a-doink, after all, a presidential candidate has got to look good, especially if he’s running to be Commander in Chief of your queef. But she should have shot for a larger gay demographic by filming his cack! Hey lady! Here’s an easy chart below of what gay men want to see in a sex tape:
Bloated nips and paunch from preggers = NO
Vigorous vagina munching = NO
18 to 46 inch gigantu-cock = SWEETBABYJESUSYES
Farting on cakes = SURE
John, if you need someone to help shoot for you on your next sexual campaign, consider QC. Our quality professional staff will gladly shoot on your face, on your bedpost, and the picture of your wife—all for no extra cost! Yes we can!

16 Mar 10 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!

Elijah’s Wood

Elijah's Wood
Admittedly, we’ve had a crush on Elijah Wood since he was jailbait. But we were jailbait at the time too, so that made it OK. Now that we’re both the same age, he’s open game. Yes, we know he’s “straight” (whatever that means), but that doesn’t mean he wouldn’t like spending some time on a secluded mountain with a special guy. In fact, we saw him do the same thing in Lord of the Rings.
In that film, Elijah carried a heavy cockring a long way to get rid of it and it looks like he’s carrying around another large burden even now. We’ll happily help lighten that load, if he’ll merely trust his to unwind his pack and handle it for him. No! We won’t use it for evil purposes (unles you consider a handjob “evil”). Just lay back and let us take care of things, Mr. Baggins. You can count on us, Frodo!
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13 Mar 10 By paperbagwriter 4 Comments