I Love You Philip Morris is a film about a con-man (Jim Carrey) who gets thrown in jail and falls in love with the titular character (Ewan McGregor). The film hasn’t been released yet—although the trailer’s available—but it has been praised for it’s frank depiction of gay romance and man sex… and that’s something we can all get behind! Viva cinema!
We tracked down this scene of Jim Carrey slamming a muscle daddy and had to share it with you. It’s not as graphic as we’d like of course, but compared to everything else on QC, what is?
[Pics removed at the request of Playgirl]
The reality TV-porn rotating door continues spinning, this time with Make Me a Supermodel‘s stud Ronnie Kroell posing for Playgirl. His pics literally just hit web. Get ’em while it’s hot. And here’s a video of some of his nakey moments from the reality show below.
When the JumboTron camera caught Dustin Hoffman and Jason Bateman enjoying the NBA Finals, Hoffman decided to put on a little show for the audience by kissing Bateman instead of his wife who was sitting next to him. No word on whether the 72-year-old’s wife is into hot bisexual action, but Hoffman and Bateman don’t seem to mind (nor do we). And seeing as Bateman’s 41-years-old, that means that Hoffman was 31 when Bateman was just being squirted out the end of his dad’s penis—Hoffman’s a cradle-robbin’ bastid.
allegedly beating his wife, then there was the straight Obama “look-alike” porn star who allegedly slashed his co-star with a samurai sword. And now our beloved Gossip Girl pretty boy Chace Crawford has gone and gotten himself thrown in a Texas clink!
We already knew the TV star was packing a fat joint in his pants, but we never imagined he’d pull it out and try to smoke it—especially in Texas! He was at some place called Ringo’s Pub that we’d like to imagine was a wild west Texas bar with a mechanical bull, tobacco-spit fights, and denim-clad buttsluts named Tanya Lee serving wingdingers and lukewarm Lone Star beer. According to reports, the police arrested Chace for having an unlit joint in the parking lot.
Wait a sec, an UNLIT joint? Isn’t that like attempted drug use? We at least hope Chace had finished smoking another joint before the cops came. He probably thought the officer knocking on his window was the waitress Stacey Rae with his order of buffalo nachos. Doesn’t Chace know that weed can have serious side-effects… like jail? We bet the other inmates considered trading Chace for cigarettes before his pretty mouth got bailed out, but we doubt any of them were Gossip Girl fans.
Just goes to show that if you’re gonna smoke anything in a parking lot, it might as well be cock. That way if you get arrested, you can at least accuse the cop of being a homophobe.
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We already know that R&B singer Chris Brownis packing heat, but his live show puts his heat to good use. In this video clip of the shirtless crooner singing Take You Down, he gets all up on a reclining cutie and shows her his froggy style. And once he stands up (around the 0:55 mark) he really stands up!
It kinda reminds us of the time John Legend popped a boner while serenading a female onstage too (even John Legend’s dog knows his owner is well hung).
The sound on the video’s miserable, so we dug up the lyrics to Take You Down:
Let me take you down
I really wanna take you down
And show you what I’m about
Can I take you now?
Your body body oh
Your body body up and down
So don’t stop girl get it
Quit playing wit it
Can’t wait no more
I wanna take you down
I really wanna take you down
Take you down, yeah
We think it’s a song about road trips. And as such, if you’re reading this Chris (why wouldn’t he be reading us, after all he doesn’t like women very much) if you promise not to hit us too much, we’ll gladly take you down and show you our froggy style. You’ve never had it so good, you hot bitch.
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The popular television series LOST ended last night—turns out it was all a dream—just kidding. But instead of losing their heads, the LOST fans at New York Magazine found a bunch of scenes with shirtless actors from the show and set them in a minute long video with porn music—boom-chicka-wow-wow! Now you can see Matthew Fox, Daniel Dae Kim, Josh Halloway, Dominic Monaghan, Henry Ian Cusick, and more of the show’s hunky multi-racial stars getting shirtless and imagine them getting gay together. You LOST fans might wanna find some lube next.
Beloved QC tipster Kelly recently watched the James Bond movie You Only Live Twice and took this yummy still of Sean Connery as the international man of action relaxed in a warm bath. But Mr. Bond only seems relaxed because if you look closer you can see that he’s actually packing double-o-seven inches and is ready for action. Any dastardly spy who wants to get a piece of Bond better watch his ass because Bond’s cocked, loaded, and shoots to thrill.
Did Connery jerk himself off so he’d be a big man on camera or did the director make Connery spank it for the ladies? Either way, we’re loving Bond’s big golden gun. So much that if we were Pussy Galore or Octopussy, we’d crawl into that bath and start playing with his Thunderballs until he came all over Her Majesty’s Secret Cervix. And for the rest of our lives we’d remember The Spy That Loved Me.
OK, OK… enough with the dumb movie title puns. Connery’s known for being a bit of a blowhard now, but it’s awesome that he’s so well hung. In fact he’s still a sexy wolf and we’d love James Bondage to tie us up like a hostage. So to celebrate we’ve added Pansy Dvision’s James Bondage. If you haven’t heard it or have fantasies of finding your own double agent sending you some cock From Russia with Love, then give the tune a spin while jerking-off to the shots above.
Saturday Night Live character Macgruber is a bit like MacGyver, the resourceful TV investigator who can turn a gum wrapper into a shiv or a lockpick, except that Macgruber tends to be petty, cowardly, and blows himself up a lot. To promote his new film SNL has “leaked” several naked pictures of Macgruber showing his tiny tool and we actually find them kinda hot.
We love men and cocks of all sizes and would gladly feast on his hairy body and yummy nutsack. And while it’s obvious that SNL wants us to laugh at his tiny Photoshopped tool, we’ll be laughing all the way until it blows a load over our amused faces. Plus, if these pics are wandering over the web, the original pics of Macgruber actor Will Forte have to be somewhere, right?
Now that’s a tool that could pick our manlock.
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Jake Shears, the openly gay lead singer of Scissor Sisters, posed semi-nude for the French gay pop mag, Tetu… and are we glad he did. Who knew he was such a smoking little hottie? If you’ve ever seen him perform live, then you probably did because he and his bandmates will often strip down naked during their shows. We’re loving his muscular chest, the teasing pubes reaching up from his crotch, and that small ass crack showing the last shot—he certainly knows how to keep his fans wanting more!
That being said, the band’s new album Night Work gets released June 28th. And because you’re so awesome, here’s a video for their first single Fire With Fire. Now if you’ll excuse us, we’re gonna go masturbate to printed images of Jake Shears, spank you very much.
to pose nude for Pinups, a NYC-based gay hipster mag that usually features skin from local gays. Seeing his uncut cock and bush is a dream come true. Now if only we could get our mouths on them. Oh well, we may just have to settle for getting our hands on the latest copy of Pinups instead!
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Jensen Ackles is an American actor who has appeared in TV shows like Supernatural and Smallville and films like Devour and Ten Inch Hero. From the looks of it, Jensen doesn’t belong in Smallville at all because he’s got a ten-inch hero that we’d love to devour. Thanks to James for the tasty shot!
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The internet is buzzing right now with rumors that newly-out Latin pop star Ricky Martin either fucked or is currently fucking this amazingly hot piece of dancer ass Valerio Pino. We went to Just Jared to find some hot pics of him and if Ricky Martin wasn’t hitting that, then he must not actually be gay—only a straight man could refuse such a ridiculously hot piece. In fact, we’ve got even more pics after the jump!
Ever been told to “man-up and grow a pair?” We have (thanks, grandma). But testicles don’t grow on trees, y’know. That’s where openly bisexual comedian John Leguizamo steps in and has he got a deal for you! He’s gonna give you a pair of brass-hard balls and even throw in the veins and the hair for free. Now you can let your ass slappers and good fellas hang with pride! Now go ask for that raise and start shit with that turd burglar who’s been giving you the fuck-eye at the local—kickass!
European magazines kick more ass than American magazines because they show more ass than American magazines. Case in point, Cosmopolitan UK. They rounded up a bunch of C-list male celebs for their June 2010 “Naked Centerfolds Special.” Stephen Baldwin Jesse Metcalfe, Nigel Barker, Craig David, Danny Young, Adam Garcia, Ugo Monye and others dropped trou to raise awareness about prostate and testicular cancer. We don’t know how educational it is, but it is super hot.
And there’s lots more tasty shots after the jump!
Take one look at this commercial and tell us that The Boy From Oz isn’t gayer than Christmas. If Hugh Jackman gets this excited sipping from a long, hard shaft of dark-colored sweetness, imagine how worked up Wolverine must get when he has a adamantium-strength man-dong in his steely grip. Stop performing, Jack—let out the claws and show us your real animal. No one will hate you for it. In fact, you may end up getting all the teabags you want, something that not even Lipton can provide.
Snoop Doggy D-O-Double-G is the famous smoking rapper and record producer who has helped put out several albums with titles like Doggystyle, The Hard Way, Blaze, and The Chronic. We found an image that seems to be of him laying back in a car with his boxers down. He’s hiding a phattie in his baggy pants that we’d love to smoke on. Maybe he’d let us take a hit or two and then treat us to some doggystyle. Bow-wow-wow-yippee-yo-yippee-yay!
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allegedly beating his wife, then there was the straight 
to pose nude for Pinups