Admit it: you’re secretly in love with Adam Lambert. Yeah, that makes you feel like an American Idol obsessed 14-year-old girl, but there’s something about his glitter and sway… and that magnificent voice… that makes us wet and all tingly in uncomfortable ways. It’s OK, you’re not alone. Don’t fight it… just give in to the glamour!
We’ve got Glambert looking more stunning than ever in an insane get up that would make Freddy Mercury jealous. When he’s not busy dodging fan-tossed dildos and freaking parents out by getting fake blowjobs onstage, Lambert likes kissing boys with just the right amount of glitter makeup—like lube, too much is almost enough.
An now he’s got you hypnotized with his shiny pelvic pouch. It’s so beautiful that it hurts NOT to look at it. You don’t have to resist… zooooom in on that screen and lick your monitor. That’s right, become Glambert’s glitterslave. Because even though you’re expecting an evening of spaceboots, Aqua Net, and nipple glitter, Adam’s got more in tricks in his love-sack than mascara in his Kaboodles. Are you ready for the spotlight? You betta be, bizznitch.
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Afterbeing denied by Brazilian beach buddy Gustavo Marzolla, Lance Bass has decided to slurp up Marc Jacob’s sloppy seconds and get with Brazilian beach buddy, Lorenzo Martone. The ink on the tabloids was barely dry with the news of the power couple’s split when Lance jumped in for the rebound action—go Lance go!
From Gatecrasher:
… another insider says Bass and Martone have rendezvous-ed at Paris Commune in the West Village on “more than one occasion,” where “it’s obvious they’re dating.” Last week, both the singer and Lorenzo also attended Mercedes-Benz Swim Week in Miami. They hung out together at the Quiksilver party at The Standard Hotel, but were careful not to draw attention as a couple.
A friend of Bass confirms that the boy-band star and Martone are indeed seeing each other, but says the odds of the relationship lasting are about as long as those for an ‘N Sync reunion.
So all’s good and well in the land of Bass, right? Wait! What’s this? Bass’ folks says they’re dating and Martone’s peeps says Bass is stalking him?
Sources in Martone’s camp claim Bass is more into Martone than the other way around. “Everywhere Lorenzo goes, Lance follows, it’s obsessive,” said one source. “Lorenzo was in Miami with his business partners for Swim Week, staying at the W Hotel. Then Lance shows up in Miami and stays at the Mondrian. It was really weird.” Bass’ friends insist he planned the trip to Miami well in advance and barely saw Martone because he was working.
Sounds a lot like what happened between Bass and Marzolla. Is puppy-eyed Bass just humping Matone’s leg for press attention? Or will he end up with a piece of the Brazilian’s bodacious bulge? It depends on who you ask, really. People magazine for instance says that they’ve been dating for 2 months (that is, since the instant that Jacobs and Martone split):
“Lance wasn’t interested in dating right away because he was getting over his own breakup with [Queer Eye for the Straight Guy’s] Kyan Douglas,” says the friend. “But Lorenzo was persistent, so they started talking and slowly spending more time together and really hit it off.”…
So what makes it work? “Lorenzo always thought Lance was really attractive, and Lorenzo is gorgeous, totally Lance’s type – tall, dark and handsome,” says the source. “They like the same things – movies, dinner with friends. They’re very low-key. And it’s nice that everyone in their social circles get along.”
“When they both found themselves single at the same time, and Lorenzo found out Lance was now living in New York, he jumped at the opportunity to get to know him better.”
Oh media, you unfaithful whore! Which rag are we to believe? It’s almost enough to drive a girl to read (ugh) literature. But put away the Sense and Sensibility, dearies. Bass has a good track record of getting great B-list ass, so if Lance hasn’t already gotten his lips on Martone’s microphone, you can bet he’ll be doing a soundcheck very soon. But let’s be honest, they’ve probably already done it a bazillion times because, c’mon wouldn’t you?
Remember when we showed you adigitized picture of Chris Evans’s cock as he stood pantsless in a New York subway? It was apparently part of a longer GQ shoot for the superhero action rom-com Scott Pilgrim vs. the World. We dug up the additional shots of actors Michael Cera and Jason Schwartzman bumming around New York City with their cocks hanging out. Unfortunately they’re all digitized in the “good” Japanese way, but what did you expect? GQ isn’t a hardcore porno mag for crap’s sake.
Do these boys realize they’re basically re-enacting our ideal NYC weekend? Scoping out tail, doing Tai Chi, biking, shopping… all with our junk exposed. Leave the pants at home: it saves lots of time from not having to constantly zip and readjust one’s self. Plus, it makes a great ongoing advertisement for sex. Now there’s no guessing games. Is he cut or uncut? Trimmed or bushy? Big or small? Look for yourself and see, baybee! PRESTO! A better more liberated world.
We only choose not to go pantsless for the benefit of others… oh, and because it’s against the law—prudes.
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How sad! Just months after their Christmas holiday of sun and fun down in St. Barts, hunky Brazilian bear Lorenzo Martone and fashion man-candy Marc Jacobs have officially broken up.
Back in March we heard reports of Martone drunkenly making out with straight men which made some wonder if the two had split or were just in a very open marriage. It seems as if the two have split, leaving gay men across New York City and cruising online in hopes of catching either stud on the rebound.
It’s quite tragic, yes. But at least they stayed relatively quiet about it instead of smashing each others’ faces in with paperweights like the Jarics.
Before he died of AIDS in 1987, pre-condom porn star Casey Donovan gave an interview in which he claimed to have had a two-month affair with Superman actor Christopher Reeve. Gay Porn Gossip has more:
The interview of past has surfaced and now included in new book named, Hollywood Babylon Strikes Again.
Donovan, who is now dead, told the unnamed interviewer he met Reeve when both were auditioning for the same Broadway role in the mid-1970s. In the interview, the Donovan says, “Christopher was a great lover and I think I liberated him sexually. I didn’t think he was gay but he seemed willing to try anything once. He was curious.”
In the book extract, Donovan calls Reeve “the man of my dreams” and reveals the two men had a passionate affair that lasted for two months – until the future Superman learned his partner was a gay porn star.
Reeve died in 2004 of a heart attack so there’s no way to verify any of this. But can we just say how hot it is imagining the Man of Steel hooking up the star of The Boys in the Sand, LA Tool and Die, and The Other Side of Aspen? We wonder whether Superman topped or bottomed. Fingers crossed for bottom!
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Wait a second… who let Chace Crawford out of Texas prison? We thought he was rotting away in jail for carrying the wacky tobbacky. Oh well, he apparently got out early on good behavior (or good looks) and is now back on the streets walking around and looking impossibly glamorous.
As you may know, Crawford’s hair is crafted out of a space-age fiber optic that short circuits if it ever gets wet. Which is why Crawford’s creators have hired him his very own spiffy manservant called “Schmitty.” Whenever it rains, they kick Schmitty awake in the broom closet where he sleeps and tell him to pull out the most fabulous rainbow umbrella that Chace owns so he can follow Chace around and keep him from getting even one single solitary raindrop on his otherwise perfect hair.
Meanwhile, Schmiity gets soaked and catches his weekly bout of pneumonia before being given a bowl of moldy gruel, a cold glass of dishwater to drink, and being made to dance around in a monkey mask to a hip-hop remix of Little Shirley Beans. It’s quite a degrading life, but humble Schmitty finds it worthwhile as long as he can walk next to “The Hair.”
Now where’s that sextape, Chace you big-dicked bastid, you? And when are you gonna get it on with Schmitty? We can’t wait forever, y’know?
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We recentlydug up this picture of mega-hot Chris Evans dropping his pants in a New York subway—hubba hubba… get a load of his muscular legs. But who the hell digitized out his junk? What is this… Japan? Luckily, your horny friends at QueerClick also dug up these pictures of him baring his ass in Boston during the shooting of his new film What’s Your Number. The butt pics have absolutely no digital filters… take that, censorship!
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In HBO’s vampire drama True Blood, Alexander Skarsgard plays Eric Northman, the local vampire sheriff and owner of Fangtasia, a vampire bar in Louisiana. In the film Beyond the Pole, Skarsgard shares the screen with Rhys Thomas as two men try to make a carbon free trip across the North Pole. Off screen however, Skarsgard let out his creature of the night to perform a striptease and then tackle and lick Mr. Thomas. Thomas plays along, but he quickly succumbs to the vampire’s glamor and before long he’s nothing but a victim, clinging to a pole while Skarsgard licks his backside. We bet Thomas wishes he had brought his garlic crucifix. Awesome… once more, boys! Only this time, do it naked!
Prince is a saucy and dirty rocker! So dirty in fact that he doesn’t even wear underwear onstage. Wow! We knew he could play guitar, but check out how he rocks that organ. Does he need a backup to play skin flute? We know quite a few oral performers who would happily perform a mic check for His Majesty.
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Miley Cryus’ 21-year-old ex-boyfriend slash underwear model Justin Gaston recently took off his skivvies alongside Giglianne Braga and Ben Elliot for the animal rights organization PETA. The three good looking stars feature largely into Hulu.com’s new reality show entitled If I Can Dream in which wannabe celebrities try to make a name for themselves in the entertainment and fashion industries (and apparently PETA’s gotten in on the action for some cross-marketing group sex). As such Gaston, Braga, and Elliot have all taught us a valuable lesson about becoming famous—the quickest way is to get naked for a photographer.
But more importantly, can you believe that Miley Cryus used to regularly knock boots with this stud? Check out his underwear pics, even flaccid he’s well hung! And he was so nice as to provide her some reading material tattooed on the top of his crotch for her to read-upside down while sucking him off; such a gentleman and such neat penmanship too! We know PETA spokespeople would “rather go naked than wear fur” and after seeing this ad, so would we—especially if it meant getting naked between these two guys.
Reputable news source Daily Star has revealed that Andrew Garfield, the 27-year-old British actor slated to play Spiderman in part 4 of the series, has a pic floating around of him in bed with another bloke! SHOCKER! Don’t tell Mary Jane!
The pic came from his 2006 theater performance in the gay love drama A Beautiful Thing in which his character Jamie seduces a young scally lad Stee. If you haven’t seen the movie rent it now—it’s funny, sweet, and features two cute boys (they totally make out and get shirtless too… hawt!)
According to Garfield’s pal, “I don’t think [Garfield’s] planning on ditching Mary Jane for a man—she’s got nothing to worry about in that department,” adding that Garfield “used to be a talented gymnast so he should be used to frolicking about in Lycra.” Umm… any chance he might want to expand his resume by working in other gay love scenes? After all, Spiderman was always a real swinger (insert groan here).
June has been quite the month for QCrimes, so much in fact that we wanted to take a moment to follow up on four different QCriminals: Robert Van Damme, Chace Crawford, Pat Bateman, and Sean Cody’s Addison. Some have been arrested and charged, others have been freed and one is still on the run. Join the manhunt below! Sean Cody’s Addison: If you remember, Addison (real name Jason Andrews) planned a murder of a Florida tattoo artist with his porn actress-slash-massuer girlfriend. Together they made off with $6,000 of the murder victim’s stuff. Apparently he still remains at large and the police have issues a warrant for his arrest:
Florida authorities have obtained a first-degree murder warrant for Jason Richard Andrews, 26, an adult industry performer accused in the brutal death of a Hudson, Florida tattoo shop owner. Another adult performer and sometime escort accused in the crime, Amanda Logue, remains held without bond in the Land O’ Lakes Jail. She is charged with first-degree murder.
Police have been unable to locate Andrews since his May 19 release from the Pinellas County Jail, where he briefly was held on a related retail theft charge after he attempted to use one of [the murder victim’s] stolen credit cards. A hotel resides at the residence address he gave jail authorities, and he is not a guest of the hotel, according to police.
Will he have a dramatic showdown with police OJ Simpson style? Stay tuned… Robert Van Damme: Porn gossip blogger Vince Lambert has been all over this story like shit on rice. Van Damme got arrested for domestic violence against his wife. He claimed that when he tried to break up an argument between his wife and her step-daughter, his wife went apeshit, started hitting him and smashed his cell phone. He admits swatting her to get her off of him, but regrets it. His wife on the other hand claims that Van Damme started an argument with his daughters and smashed their cell phones so hard against the walls of their home that it left holes. She says that his phone wasn’t smashed in the argument, that she didn’t hit him at all, and that his “swat” left her with a bloody mouth and a chipped tooth. She says he’s been very aggressive and controlling throughout their four year marriage.
At the time it seemed that the immigrant porn actor might be deported, but it seems that’s not the case anymore:
an immigration judge granted bond to the porn superstar. Although the feds have 30 days to appeal, it’s unlikely they will, which means that Van Damme will be released from jail soon. He has been there since May 20, when he was arrested on domestic abuse charges. RVD has since pleaded guilty to misdemeanor simple assault (three counts of domestic violence were dropped) and had his sentence commuted. It was feared that the Czech Republic native would be deported, but now it appears that once he raises the money needed for bond, he will be free to resume his life and porn career. Whether that includes RVD Films, the company he founded with soon-to-be-ex-wife Mimi Letuska, is unknown.
It’s been said that the wife has a restraining order against him, so Van Damme could soon find himself in divorce court. Chace Crawford: Crawford got nabbed by Texas police for carrying a joint—not smoking one, but carrying one… outrage! E! News says they’ve charged him with misdemeanor marijuana possession which has a maximum penalty of 6 months in jail and a $2,000 fine. Don’t mess with Texas, indeed! Pat Bateman: Bateman got jailed for 1 count of sexual battery & 5 counts of sex with minors. He just got released and promptly updated his Rentboy profile. Gay porn blog, The Sword had this priceless gem on the matter: “And while Bateman is cute and all, to anyone thinking of hiring a straight-identified ex-con hustler who named himself after a fictional serial killer, well, as they say, caveat emptor.”
Rentboy.com is not just an ideal place for anti-gay whack jobs to find luggage handlers, it’s also an ideal place for Scissor Sister’s Jake Shears to hock hios band’s new album, Nightwork. The band has apparently been shooting fake dollar bills out of a confetti cannon during their concerts. The bills say “Make Some Cash, Fuck the Rich” and have the web address to www.scissorsisters.com/xxx, a URL that leads to Shears’ Rentboy profile.
On the profile, he lists his talents as stripping and gogo dancing and charges $11.99 (presumably the cost of the album that comes out on June 28th). He also says, “”I am down to earth, have TONS of energy and will make you sweat all night long.” Of course, Jake already made us sweat with his magazine spreads last month. But if he’s selling, we’re buying!
When we first saw Brian Austin Green as David in the cheesy 90’s teen drama Beverly Hills 90210, we totally wanted to see him shirtless with his penis hanging out. Well know we have both (sorta). While walking the beach with his girlfriend the paparazzi got some priceless shots. And thanks goodness for high resolution and long-distance lenses because the detail on Brian’s crotch is impeccable. You can tell he’s got a nice long circumcised cock. Maybe it’s 90210 inches… only the gang from Beverly Hills knows for sure.
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Guess which GWiP-lebrities just appeared? It’s the sensation hit South Korean boy band 2PM! Two of the gorgeous seven-member group seemed to be taking a break at the backstage and what better way to chill than to flip out their iPhone and start submitting some photos over to GWiP! Check out more of their photos over on QCA!
