Lin Dan is a badminton player from China. Of Hakka ancestry, he has been nicknamed “Super Dan” (超级丹) by his fans. While some consider Lin as the greatest player of his generation, others hail him to be among the greatest of all time.
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Because Jersey Shore’s Snooki said that her male co-star Vinny has a cock the size of a watermelon, Playgirl now wants Vinny to pose naked for them. D-Listed has the deets:
Daniel Nardicio of Playgirl tells Life & Style’s Scene Queens that they put out the offer to Vinny after Snooki said on an episode of Jersey Whores that smooshing him was like putting a “watermelon into a pin hole.” Snooki is already the size of a watermelon, so my guess is that Vinny’s dick is bigger than her. Snooki normally looks like an Oompa Loompa, but when Vinny stuck it in she swole up like Violet Beauregarde. More like a garden snake eating a water buffalo.
Playgirl is not stopping there either. They also want to make a rubber replica of Vinny’s watermelon cock through their company Clone-A-Willy. They will give Vinny a cut of the profits.
D-Listed points out that they’re only offering Vinny $30,000 when they paid Alaskan flunkie Levi Johnston $150,000 for an ultra-blah photo shoot where he didn’t even show his hockey stick. And he certainly didn’t make a dildo out of his baby-maker.
HOLD OUT FOR MORE MONEY, VINNY!!! The Jersey Shore cast already struck for more money when MTV wanted to pay them a paltry $10K per episode. Vinny should do the same. Just send Nardicio (and us) a picture of your fat cock and say that you’ll hold your penis hostage until he pays up.
In the meanwhile if you want to see another watermelon-cocked boy, take a look after the jump!
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You may have heard that 28-year-old cricket player Jimmy Anderson (aka Jimza, The Burnley Express) recently stripped down for the Cocktober issue of gay mag Attitude even though he’s married to a woman. He said, “From my point of view, I think doing this could be fantastic for cricket. Hopefully this will attract a new sort of fan.” Yeah, fans who are more interested in your body than in wickets, chucking, or anything else actually having to do with the game.
Though his wife and friends encouraged him to strip nude for the mag, it wasn’t the first time he’s appeared in the buff. He also got nude for a cancer benefit not long ago and even though he thinks he’ll “get some stick” for showing up nakers in a gay mag, he says that he did so partially to encourage gay cricketers to come out.
“[Gay cricketers] should feel confident enough to come out, because I don’t think there is homophobia in cricket. Football fans can be quite abusive and quite harsh, and cricket fans can be like that sometimes, but they are generally quite placid and there to watch the game and support their team.” He said if a teammate came out that he’d throw them “a special gay cricket tea.” They’d probably prefer he “give them some stick” instead.
Twilight heartthrob Kellan Lutz has already appeared in a CK undie ad, but he was alone. Now he’s come back with his three other hot multi-culti friends to represent the four elements in CK’s new Elements line. Lutz is earth, Mehcad Brooks is fire, Fernando Verdasco is water and Hidetoshi Nakata represents air.
Never before have we cared about about earth science as much as we do now. Maybe their powers combined will summon Captain Planet or just give every gay man in the world a boner. Either way, the world will be a happier place to live (and mouth men’s crotches through colorful, overpriced fabric).
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One of the best parts of working for QueerClick? Finding new pictures of naked male celebs. The worst part? Finding them censored. Case in point: the dripping penis of Owen Wilson.
We’ve already been lucky enough to see his nice ass and what may be his hard cock in swim trunks. But when we heard about a picture of him pissing on a golf course, we thought “Watersports and celebu-cock? Double score!” Yeah well… make that a dream deferred.
We at QC don’t enjoy being cockteased, so we’re on a manhunt to find the uncensored piss pic of said penis and we’ll even offer a nice prize of a ChaosMen DVD to anyone who brings us the goods. Just write us here.
In the meanwhile we’ll have to settle for the hundreds of hot naked celebs at Cinemale and Male Celebrities. Life is so hard.
Alexander is most know for Vampire Eric on True Blood. and showing his hot ass off doesn’t hurt for the ratings. But now you can see his pre-fame cock photos! HBO might not want to reveal it but Hollywood-Xposed has the pics that you can’t see on the show!
Soccer dream Cristiano Ronaldo makes maids and working class slobs everywhere stop working just to stare at his God-like crotch in this commercial advertising another commercial that will premiere Sept. 15th—weird? Yes.
Hot? Oh very much yes. We already knew his thighs shot out bolts of lighting. Who knew that his crotch could set the whole world AFLAME?
SAY MOOSE KNUCKLE!! We all know by now that Mr Crawford probably doesn’t like binding his family jewels in briefs. We’re not complaining. This time, he treats us to a pretty bulge courtesy of GQ Germany. Close ups after the jump.
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After a million seasons, MTV’s sad simulacrum of life The Real World has finally showed some cock—and not just one but two! Sure it was just some late-night crotch and morning wood in briefs, but it’s more action than we’ve gotten since the series premiered in 1992. So allow us to put these historic cocks in context.
24-year-old stud Eric is a stand-up comic who works a job at the state department. One night he gets a rude awakening from 21-year-old twink Ryan Leslie, a straight homophobic hairdresser who storms into his bedroom angry that someone locked the front door on a Sunday night. The two almost get into a physical fight, but before Eric steps up, he adjusts his boxers so that we get a quick peek at his shaved groin and penile shaft.
We wish they had gotten physical, not only because Ryan deserves it but because who doesn’t like to see a black stud tagging a pasty twink? Anyway, if that cock wasn’t enough, Ryan gets a serious case of morning wood soon afterward.
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Have you heard about 67-year-old fashion designer Calvin Klein’s new boy? He’s 20-year-old Nick Gruber but perhaps you know him as Nick London from ModelMayhem.com, Zeke from Sean Cody or Aaron Skyline at Next Door Male and Mason Wyler. That’s right, Calvin Klein is stripping the undies off of a porn performer and more than likely sucking on his uncut piece.
We call Nick CK’s “boy” rather than “boyfriend” or even “date” because Klein only took him to several movie premieres and charity events around New York and that does not a relationship make. We assume that Nick joined CK as a companion for just those night (aha) or maybe CK dragged him along for some scandalous press. It’s gotta be one or the other because even in Nick’s “frat boy orgy” he doesn’t kiss, suck , bottom or top other guys—he never has, he only lets other guys blow him; so we can safely add CK to that list.
Usually Nick’s MO means that a porn performer is holding out for more cash or that they’re str8 (that is “gay porn str8” where you let men suck on your peen as opposed to “actually straight” where you’d probably never show up in a gay porn to begin with). But we got tons more pics and info on the scandalous pair after the jump!
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We enjoy sinking our teeth into the True Blood crew—whether it’s sexy Ryan Kwanten warding off evil, Alexander Skarsgard accosting a co-star, or vampire lovers raising the stakes in a hot hook up. So it’s no wonder that Rolling Stone‘s been bitten by the vampire bug and placed the True Blood stars on their latest cover. Of course, it looks like they’re slathered in chocolate syrup rather than blood, but we’ll take our chances with a sweet vampire instead… especially in a naked bisexual threesome. Make that a FOURsome!
We got two very gay music videos for you! The first features athletic modern dancers bare-chested in their underwear! Is it the latest performance art piece from New York City? No! It’s the video for Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark’s If You Want It.
You may remember OMD’s song If You Leave from the 1985 Pretty In Pink soundtrack. Apparently they’re releasing a new album in September called History of Modern, where this track comes from. We like the young hunk in boxer briefs the best. Yes, he has raccoon mascara and Ocean Spray hair, but he also has a nice butt and perky tits — so get off your high horse and get on your knees, art snob!
Secondly we have the Scissor Sisters’ video for Any Which Way, a single from their new album Night Work. We’ve already had the pleasure of seeing Scissor’s frontman Jake Shears mostly naked in Tetu magazine and on his Rentboy profile. He’s not nearly as naked here, but he does go shirtless in a pastel colored animal mask, smeared in paintballs, and breaking through colored glass which—if you like Raccoon Boy from the first video—should tickle your fancy.
Did we mention that both albums are pretty badass? Oh we did? Awesome.
Wanna see the angel-faced daughter of Laurence Fishburne get deep dicked by a fat condomless cock? Of course you do.
If you remember, Fishburne’s daughter’s “hacked Twitter account” (cough, cough… bullshit) claimed that Jamie Foxx had a gay sex tape. That’s unlikely. But she wasn’t kidding about her sex tape. It’s called Phatty’s Rhymes & Dimes and you definitely wanna see it.
Why? Two words: production value. It’s got a rap video and some seriously deep-dicking courtesy of veteran adult film star Brian Pumper. And if that’s not enough, we have three more words for you: big phat dick.
C’mon! Stop being a titty-baby and check out the full video at QCX. It’s enough to make her daddy’s head explode.
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We already knew that Arrested Development actor Jason Bateman—not to be confused with gay-for-pay actor Pat Bateman—had kissed at least one guy, but we had no idea that he had an entire porn site under his name!
Yessir, JasonBateman.com used to be a porn hub with lots of links to other sites, kinda like QueerClick, except that it used the handsome actor’s name to misleadingly lure people to its pages—QueerClick doesn’t have to use actors’ names to get guys to visit us, we just use dick.
Bateman’s lawyers jumped right on the website because he’s famous and no one else can use his name ever without having his express written permission in blood on lambskin parchment. Now JasonBateman.com is (yawn) one of those generic search pages with links to plasma televisions, chat rooms, and free anti-virus downloads—hot.
We know the real Bateman’s probably too busy to run his own porn site, but couldn’t he have at least put up one sexy picture of himself on JasonBateman.com… like this one?
UPDATE (8/10/10): Now Montana Fishburne is claiming that her Twitter account was hacked. Uh huh, sure ‘Tana.
Remember when Jamie Foxx’s huge penis cockslapped the internet? Remember when his lawyers made us take it down? Well, we may soon see a lot more than just his cock if Laurence Fishburne’s 19-year-old aspiring porn actress daughter is to be believed (hint: she’s not).
Inspired by the career path of Kim Kardashian—ahaHAHAHAahaha! ahem… OK—Montana Fishburne has decided to release a classy ass sex tape through Vivid Entertainment. Foxx decided to clown Montana for her decision on his Sirius radio show saying, he “feels so embarrassed for Laurence Fishburne.” To retort, ‘Tana tweeted, “Jamie Foxx actually has a gay porno in the works with Vivid. Don’t believe me just ask him about it and tell him I told ya’ll.”
And while we’d love Love LOVE to see a Jamie Foxx gay porno (pair him up with Race Cooper) we know Montana’s probably just getting back at Foxx for behaving like a turd burglar. After all, he’s already had his cock all over the web. ‘Tana just wants her chance to do the same… well, with her poosey.
So until Montana coughs up Foxx’s gay porno video, you can enjoy Foxx and other naked celebs at Cinemale and Male Celebrities.
Remember the rumor about gay porn star Casey Donovan’s relationship with Superman Christopher Reeve? It came from a book called Hollywood Babylon Strikes Again!: More Exhibitions! More Sex! More Sin! More Scandals Unfit to Print. The book came out on July 16th, 2010 and now they’re saying that Walt Disney hired rentboys and gave “wet sloppy kisses” to a child actor. Can you say “sleazy marketing”?
OK, we’ll bite:
“…not only was Walt fond of trying on his mother’s make-up, clothes and high heels when he was a child… he also could never get an erection for women… Though married for 41 years, Walt kept an apartment in L.A. where he would meet with male hustlers including Ralph Ferguson, who alleges Walt paid him $100 for a night of sex, and also that Walt was popular among the rentboys because he paid a lot.
Walt also allegedly fell in love with child actor Bobby Driscoll (pictured above), the young star of 1946’s Song of the South. Disney would give the young boy “wet sloppy kisses”… Actress Jane Wyman alarmingly said, “there was something going on between Walt and Bobby, something that’s been hushed up, something that should be investigated.”
Disney also confided in gay director George Cukor that “mothers wouldn’t let their kids go see a Disney picture if word got out that I’m a homo.”
Driscoll was the first actor Disney ever put under contract and the true first Disney child star (kinda like an old-timey Zac Efron). But according to the book Driscoll said, “[I was] dropped like garbage when I was no longer a cute little kid and I didn’t appeal to [Walt] anymore.” He ended up hooked on heroin, hanging out with Andy Warhol, and dying in a deserted East Village tenement—your future awaits, Mr. Efron.
Truth or bullshit? Probably bullshit. It’s easy to make up rumors about dead celebrities (which reminds us, Ronald Reagan used to eat babies). But looking at all the fairy princesses slutting around the Magic Kingdom, one has to at least wonder if Disney wasn’t a little “magical” himself. We mean, have you ever seen the Disney film heroes in their underwear? They’re hot as fuck. With them around, we’d wanna be fairy princesses too.
