If you’ve ever wondered how gay an Adam Glambert show is this video will show you—it’s ultra-gay… like double-rainbow gay. But all his muscley backup dancers, tight costumes, and multicolored lights are just the thigh pumping prelude for The Glitter Prince stepping down from his exalted, sweat-covered stage and bestowing a tonsil-molesting kiss on one of his eager male fans. Jump to 4:35 for the action!
Of course, we already knew that Glambert makes oral action a regular part of his show. So much in fact, that fans throw dildos at him onstage and even gay porn studios support him. It’s just because he rocks so hard and because he has an amazing bulge.
2PM’s Nichkhun (닉쿤 or นิชคุณ หรเวชกุล) shows us how versatile we can be when licking a ______! Do it with a slight flick of the tongue, or do one long stroke down its length, or a light peck with the extremely kissable lips, or just heck with the pain and bite it.
Nichkhun is such a teaser! And you can just watch him lick for the entire minute and you’d still wish for more. Watch the video after the jump! More “101 Ways to Lick Your ____ by Nichkhun” on QCA.
David Beckham yada, yada, soccer player, blah, blah. LOOK AT THAT BULGE!!!
You can see his actual uncut knob here and more of his lovely bulge here, here, here, here, and here (not that we’re obsessed or anything).
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Brett Favre’s penis not onlymade it onto QC this week but also onto an animated Taiwanese news segment. Not only did they did they make him look cartoon sexy but they also turned the creepy story of him harassing women with unsolicited cock pics into something amusing, kinda like a Tex Avery cartoon where the insatiable poon-wolf chases down every piece of tail he sees. The only drawback? Favre’s real-life antics could end in a lawsuit.
Now for your enjoyment, here’s a video of Favre getting socked in the dinger with a football—live by the sport, die by the sport.
Trent Locke has been lying in bed waiting for his boyfriend, Steven Daigle, to finish his shoot with Brady Jensen. Steven is exhausted and just wants to go to bed but Trent’s horny and won’t take no for an answer. Steven proves to be a pushover as all it takes is a few kisses to get him ready for round 2 on the day. Steven attacks Trent’s cock like he hasn’t had one in weeks, never mind just a few hours ago. They guys are TOTALLY into each other as they take turns sucking cock before Steven jumps on Trent’s dick. After getting his ass pounded Steven flips and fills Trent’s hole full of his man meat. He fucks Trent with so much fervor that they break a piece of the bed off but don’t stop for a second! You can’t get more high intensity than that! With both of their assholes stuffed and stretched the guys shoot their loads; Trent blowing his all over his furry body and Steven giving Trent a tasty facial.
We’ve already heard that Vinny from MTV’s Jersey Shore is hung like a watermelon, but what about his co-star “The Situation”? Some slag said he has a cock the size of a pinky, but that sounds like a smear campaign. It makes you wonder though, is a guy who calls himself “The Situation” overcompensating or is he just naturally cocky? Whether socks or cocks, we wanna see!
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Former New York Jets football player Brett Favre (who just turned 41 yesterday) offered a teary apology to his Minnesota Viking teammates today for sending blurry pics of his half-erect cock to Jenn Sterger, a former Florida State University cheerleader turned in-house reporter for The Jets. Here’s how it went down:
Favre’s time in Green Bay is littered with stories about his boozing and carousing. But gray-haired Favre? Oh yeah, she said. Sterger said that Favre first began to call her early in the season and leave strange, friendly messages on her voicemail. She played me one of these voicemails over the phone. It was Brett turning on the Mississippi simpleton charm on his way to practice giving Jenn a friendly good ol’ boy hello to a pretty lady. It was odd, but nothing incriminating. Then the phone calls from Brett started to turn weird.
Sterger claimed she spurned Favre’s advances because he was married, but also because she was working for the Jets at the time she didn’t think it was the best idea to start a torrid affair with the team’s highest profile player (the Jets have not responded to a question about any knowledge of the Favre/Sterger saga at this time). Plus, if she went forward with how aggressive he was and how skeeved out she was to some of her superiors, she suspected she might lose her job. The interactions were flirty and strange but she didn’t think there wasn’t anything that made her too uncomfortable. But then, one night, Sterger received a picture on her phone which was so shocking that she just tossed it across the room. It was his dick. Brett Favre’s dick. And it happened multiple times. In fact, Sterger claims that, in one of the photos Favre allegedly sent her, he’s masturbating — while wearing a pair of Crocs. In another photo, Favre is holding his penis while wearing the wristwatch he wore during his first teary-eyed retirement press conference.
Favre has a reputation for boozing, carousing, and texting his genitals to women despite being married. But we didn’t know whether those pics belonged to his prick until today when he went all Weepy McBlubber. But in other sporno news, according to the New York Post Sam Wagner the founder of HotPrisonPals.com “posted a black-and-white photo of a man he [Wagner] claims is Mickey Mantle—in the prime of his Hall of Fame career with the Yankees—standing in front of his locker fully, frontally naked.” Is it real? Decide for yourself:
We’re calling “shenanigans” on this one because of the questionable lighting and manscaping (did guys even shave their pubes back then?). But we’ll tell you what’s not fake: Joe DiMaggio’s penis. And he didn’t cry about it when it hit the innerwebs either, though that was probably because he was dead. The fact that you’re looking at it now makes you a bit of a necrophiliac… pervert.
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You may know Justin Long as “the Mac” from Apple’s I’m A Mac commercials, but we know him as the gay porn star Brandon St. Randy from the 2008 comedy Zack and Miri Make a Porno. Long is appearing in a rom-com called Going the Distance alongside his ex Drew Barrymore. And while the movie looks totally whatever, it does have Long showing lots of skin in a semi-nude spray-tanning scene that looks almost yummy enough to make us wanna shell out eight bucks to see it the. Well… maybe not. Actually, we’d rather pay money to see Brandon St. Randy in his new film:
Scissors Sisters’ frontman Jake Shears spends his shows strutting his stuff in lycra, leather, and fishnet stockings while the hot lights glare and his ass-mazing music blares. It’s no wonder he gets so sweaty that he has to strip down to a G-string in front of his audience—otherwise the sexbot would overheat, malfunction, and there’d be no more albums. So while most fans gladly took in the sight of Shears flaunting his furry ball sack during a live show, one man left absolutely mortified; the Foo Fighters’ Dave Grohl. He’s now planning on suing everyone for $75 million for pain and mental anguish… everytime he closes his eyes, he has the image of Shears’ balls seered into his mind. Curse or blessing?
For more celebrity bulges, check out Cinemale, Male Celebrities, and The Bulge Report! Jake Shears cuts up on QC: QCA Music Quickie: If You Want It Any Which Way, OMD and Scissor Sisters’ Have You Covered Scissor Sisters’ Jake Shears Cuts Loose For Tetu Mag Scissor Sisters’ Jake Shears Has A Rentboy Profile!
Everytime we see Ryan Reynolds, we hate Scarlet Johansson all over again, and feel sorry for Alanis Morisette.
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There has certainly been a lot of anti-gay bullying going on this month. Here’s just a few of the lowlights:
– Four young men from Bishop Eddie Long’s mega-huge New Birth Missionary Baptist Church have come forth saying that the anti-gay religious leader coerced them to blow him in exchange for “commitment gifts” like cars, jewelry, and trips to expensive hotels. He responded to the accusations from the pulpit last Sunday saying that he’d combat them like David to their Goliath. So… the rich powerful bishop is David and the poor molested young men are Goliath? OK…
– Rapper 50 Cent tweets that any grown man over age 25 who doesn’t like eating pussy should kill themselves. He then explained that he wasn’t being homophobic because he has a bisexual mom and he said LOL. Most likely gay actor Zachary Quinto responded asking 50cent to “spread hope not hate.”
– Then, six gay teensdid kill themselves (thanks, 50 Cent) including one who had his gay sex webcast by his shithead roommate.
– The Assistant Attorney General of Michigan Andrew Shirvell has spent his free time harassing the openly gay University of Michigan Student Body President Chris Armstrong on his blog calling Armstrong “a gay nazi”, “Satan’s representative on earth”, and harassing his friends and family on Facebook. Armstrong filed for a restraining order against Shrivell and although Shirvell’s boss Michigan State Attorney General Mike Cox first defended Shirvell’s right to free-speech, he since asked that Shirvell take “a leave of absence.”
The Democratic candidate for the Michigan AG job has said that if elected, he’ll fire Shrivell immediately, adding that the current AG doesn’t “have the guts” to fire the “hatemonger” and instead continues to pay Shrivell a taxpayer-funded salary. Unsurprisingly, the Republican candidate says Shirvell has a right to his opinion.
Shrivell had an interview with the silver fox Anderson Cooper on CNN in which Cooper basically pwned him. Amusingly enough, there’s now two Andrew Shirvells battling it out with varying degrees of homophobia on Twitter—but it’s likely neither are actually him considering that they have left tweets like these:
– I just found out on Wikipedia that @andersoncooper is gay… 🙁
– To the people saying I’m secretly gay…stop it before you go on my blog.
– My GIRLFRIEND and I are going to dinner tonight. Grizzly Peak Brewing here I come!
– My big collection of DISGUSTING gay porno a necessary evil to know what enemy’s up to. Doing right is hard.
– Staring into ppl’s windows is NOT cyberstalking, dummies. Look it up, if you even have a Bible, you Christian-haters.
– Great, someone found my house and took a dump on my welcome mat… HUMAN FECES.. ON MY WELCOME MAT!! 🙁
Yes, we have some gay people on TV, usually to discuss gossip or fashion or to be the sidekick of a reality housewife, but we still don’t have any real role models. Just having anything isn’t always better than having nothing. And let me be clear, I have nothing against these people, and I’m not judging them at all. I hope they all are who they want to be and are happy, fulfilled people. The problem here is that on one hand the media only rewards gay people who seem to be fabulous, vapid, self-centered fashionistas, and then on the other hand wonders why no gay people have anyone to identify with out there. And then the media wonders why gay teens, who feel profoundly alone because they can’t find someone to identify with, suddenly kill themselves.
So, naturally, Perez Hilton, the self-proclaimed “Queen of All Media” tweets about how awful this all is, and various groups start doing videos of celebrities saying it is okay to be gay. And yes, that is good, people seeing that there are people who say it is okay to be who you are. But at the same time everyone knows about all the closeted actors, musicians, TV personalities and news anchors, who all talk about the problem but don’t practice what they preach. Instead they tacitly endorse something wrong with gay. And making videos about suicide keeps the focus on suicide, so then all you see on TV are more stories about suicide, and then the same fashionistas and closet cases who wonder why. It is all nobody’s fault and everybody’s fault at the same time.
Luckily, we queers have our advocates too. Sex columnist and DILF Dan Savage started the It Gets Better campaign, encouraging adults to tell bullied gay teens that life gets better past the teenage years. Ellen Degeneres made a compelling message against anti-gay bullying. The US Secretary of Education made a comment discouraging school bullying. And even Mason Wyler has posted a blog in support of gays struggling against adversity:
I use to be a pretty negative guy. Complaining all the time about this and that. I had a short temper, I was easily annoyed, and eternally pessimistic. I was even given the nick name Mason Whiner by a few of my co-workers. Well not anymore! Those days are over. I’m POSITIVE now and there’s no going back to being negative. Adversity builds character so be GRATEFUL if your world isn’t all roses and sunshine. No matter what life throws at you it’s always best to vent, breathe, and move on. Live your life, Don’t end your life.
Do as Mason says kiddies, not as he does. The fact that 50 Cent felt the need to explain his pussy eating comment and that Republican Senator Saxby Chambliss recently let go a staff member (though he may not have been fired) who left a hateful anti-gay comment on a gay blog earlier this month shows that we’re winning against hate. Don’t stand for bullying. If you see it, stop it. If you know someone being bullied, help them. And don’t be a bully yourself, eh?
39-year-old American actor Jonathan Daniel Hamm plays the enigmatic advertising executive Don Draper in the AMC drama series Mad Men. In the series, he has a troubled past that he frequently covers up with scotch. But there’s something all the scotch in the world won’t cover up—the pork hiding in Hamm’s pants.
Seriously, that beast leans to the right it only get worse (or better) because Hamm apparently wears boxers. If you don’t watch Mad Men, his bulge might encourage you to start. And if you’re behind, you can catch up by watching the video below (NO SPOILERS, we promise).
We already knew Joe Jonas has a fat bulge, but now he’s finally showing it off in a position we’d like to recreate with him in bed. That smooth body, that handsome face, and that big cock—no wonder he doesn’t mind sporting it out in public! And if he’s fit and flexible like that on the lawn, imagine how willing he’d be to try several tantric positions in bed—om guru deva!
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We’ve been drooling over sexy crooner Justin Timberlake for a while. He’s got a part in the new film The Social Network but we also got our hands on a picture of the musical stud blowing a hot creamy load and IT’S NOT A FAKE. Believe us… YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS IT!!!
Just click after the jump to see for yourself!
Do you have two minutes to kill? Do you wanna see two F-list reality stars* get it on? Well than come on over to QCX where we have Charm Rice Brittian of Tool Academy 2 and Taylor Royce of Tough Love (two VH1 “boyfriend bootcamp” shows) getting it on.
It’s a short tape with waaaaay too much editing (and no where near the production qualioty of Montana Fishburne’s sex tape, but there’s fat dick and some pussy-slammin’… if you’re into that sort of thing.
C’mon, you know you’re (bi)curious. So check out QCX now: try it, you just might like it.
* We use the term “stars” here lightly. If these two wash-ups are “stars” then we’re the British monarchy.
