We already knew that Mad Men’s Jon Hamm has a fat hog that his trousers can’t contain. But it looks like the heifer is getting even more unruly as it threatens to attack his date and eat the cast and crew of his latest film project. Even Miss Piggy would give up Kermie to have a taste of his pork.
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Prince William finally put a ring on it! Kate Middleton is in for a great honeymoon night judging by the heat Will is packing. Not too long ago the paparazzi caught him taking a piss in public. Now take a look at him caught changing in a locker room.
Apparently Michelangelo isn’t the only famous gay Italian rumored to have frequented gay baths. For a long time tabloids have accused actor John Travolta of being gay all around LA. The National Enquirer snapped photos of him lip locking his alleged gay lover and now some queen named Robert Randolph is spilling all the dirty details about Travolta in his self-published book You’ll Never Spa in This Town Again.
Randolph claims that his stories have passed a lie-detector test with the Enquirer and is quite happy to dish out the juicy bits. Namely he claims to have seen John getting a beej from a handsome, hung Middle-Eastern man who later took John into an upstairs room and fucked him. Randolph also claims that he often sees John jerking-off and sucking-off in front of other men.
He says that over 15 years in the spas John has varied in his tastes, starting as a “black guys only” type then eventually moving onto Middle-Eastern, Hispanics, and Koreans. Randolph also says that while John used to use his friendliness and star-power to draw men in, these days he’s just taken to staring at their cocks and motioning men to come and get busy. One thing hasn’t changed in John’s spa technique though—hislove for well-hung, masculine men. Yes, the famous bottom is a size-queen and loves butch boys for buggery.
This is all especially escandalo because Travolta has fathered 3 children with Kelly Preston who he has been married to since 1991. He is also a member of the Church of Scientology which thinks homosexuality can be “cured.” Furthermore, the Church takes a personal history from each of its members during so-called “auditing sessions” and allegedly threatens to out any members who displease the Church. Travolta gay film-cred include hi appearance in the musicals Grease and in Hairspray where he played a obese woman.
And while we have no problem with bathhouse sex or butt-slutiness, tromping around LA’s gay spas isn’t the best way to keep your gay sex life on the DL, eh John?
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Enrique Iglesias once said in an interview that he had a tiny penis but now we have proof that he was just fibbing. He promised to wateski nude in the dark if Spain won the World Cup and thankfully they did because now we get to see the actual size of his cock!
It’s not every day that you get to see the penis of a ROCK LEGEND!!! Now you can join the legions of thousands of women who have likely seen the penis of Keith Richards from The Rolling Stones! True Richards is now a bazillion years old and more wrinkled than a shark leather purse, but back in the day dude used to be hot. Well, not scorching hot, but fuckably hot. And when he put on his ultra-tight bright colored stage costumes… brother was mega-hot!!!
Sadly, the pic we have of his peen only shows the head and not the entire thing in its fully-erect guitar shredding glory, but we can pray the rock gods may bestow a more full picture of Richards’ rock scepter so that we may moon over it and imagine it rocking us like a Honky Tonk Woman.
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11/4/10 UPDATE: We found an uncensored pic of the Lady’s dick!
For a long time the internet has buzzed with rumors of Lady Gaga’s penis, her hermaphroditic dong tucked underneath all the glamorous costumes and songs about monsterhood. But now QC has photographic proof of the Lady’s penis and you won’t want to look away! Is it her masterpiece or just a small single?
Check out the unbelievable pic after the jump!
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You may remember Jack Mackenroth as the first HIV+ contestant on Project Runway or just as an incredibly hot piece of ass—either way you’d be right. He’s an immensely talented designer who once created a wedding dress made entirely out of condoms even though he’s allergic to latex. He’s also an accomplished swimmer who has competed in the Gay Games. We’re glad to see that all his achievements haven’t gone to his head… they’ve gone to his ass!
Luckily Jack paired up with photographer Rick Day and day-um! Seriously, check out that bubble jiggle… shit is insane! We went cross-eyed just thinking about burying our faces and poles deep into that man’s ass. Someone so beautiful inside and out must feel pretty incredible inside and out. We bet it’s like slipping your cock into a box filled with warm silk and that his moans sound like angel sighs. Plus, his meaty cock points left and that’s got us feeling alright!
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We already love Becks because of how often he shows off his ample bulge and briefs. But who knew the guy also has a sense of humor? Watch as Ellen Degeneres tells Beckham to make strange demands of an unsuspecting masseuse while he sits around shirtless—very tasty! Too bad Ellen’s a daytime show or else we might have been able to see Becks get a happy ending.
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We already knew that Kanye West is a dick, but now we can actually see how much of a dick he is! His music’s alright, but if we had been able to see the head of his long, thick, veiny penis, he might have had himself a bunch of new gay fans.
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Children’s educational TV show Sesame Street have long featured Bert and Ernie, two muppet guys who live together but sleep in different beds in New York City. They’re like The Odd Couple—Ernie likes making a big mess during bath time with his rubber duckie and Bert acts like an uptight, anal retentive fusspot. Well, the reason Bert might be so uptight is because he’s SECRETLY A GAY FISTING TOP!!!
It’s true. He made the following Tweet during gay pride month: “Ever notice how how similar my hair is to Mr. T’s. The only difference is that mine is a little more ‘mo,’ and a little less ‘hawk.'” We’ve tried figuring that one out, but our expert linguists have concluded it means he has a gay (or ‘mo) haircut. Looking at it, it is kinda gay, but it could definitely use more product… maybe some stiffening high-protein gel.
Now, a gay haircut is no reason to call a children’s entertainer gay (especially if they’re a muppet). But then The LA Times came along and provided more evidence that the most recent episodes of Sesame Street were brought to us by the letters G-A-Y.
In its own subtle, perhaps unintentional way, the show’s latest season feels more LGBT-friendly than ever. Lesbian comedian Wanda Sykes appeared on the show in October, following in the tradition of openly gay guest stars such as Neil Patrick Harris, who played ( cough, cough) “the shoe fairy” a few seasons back. A parody of “True Blood” — the HBO vampire drama that features several gay characters and draws many gay fans — aired in September. Recently, the Black Eyed Peas frontman will.i.am appeared on the show to sing “What I Am,” a song about accepting who you really are, prompting much online debate about its underlying message. “Did Will.i.am just sing the next gay pride anthem on Sesame Street?” one commenter on AfterElton.com asked.
Add to that the racy photos we found of Bert fist-fucking Ernie is his shapely round ass and Sesame Street begins looking a lot more like Sex Me Street. Plus Peter Spear’s film Bertrand And Ernest depicted Bert and Ernie as a couple outed by Variety magazine in a spoof based on Lillian Hellman’s The Children’s Hour, (the film really gets started at the 2:00 mark).
Even though the film rocked Sundance and the U.S Comedy Arts Festival, Sesame Street still slapped the film’s producers with a cease and desist order for copyright infringement adding, “[Bert and Ernie] do not portray a gay couple, and there are no plans for them to do so in the future. They are puppets, not humans.” Wait… THEY’RE NOT HUMAN???
Furthermore, the VP of Corporate Communications denied that the show’s trying to get more gays to watch: “We’ve always reached out to a variety of actors and athletes and celebrities to appear on the show, and our programming has always appealed to adults as much as children. Honestly, the idea that anyone would interpret [this season] that way never crossed our minds.” EIther way, even if Bert’s not 100% ‘mo, he’s at least got a rainbow streak as wide as Ernie’s butthole. The Sesame Street bigwigs might try to keep Bert in the muppet closet, but we who know can see his pink flag waving high above Big Bird’s condo.
If the US economy and gay rights have got you down, maybe it’s time to replace those donkey dicks in office with some good hard Republican pachyderms. Vanity Fair gives you all the conservatives heating up the ballot box this coming Election Day and it’s made us reconsider our vote. Yes, they’re obviously fakes, but if the Democrats were really pro-gay wouldn’t they release a calendar like this? It could swing over some of those disaffected Hillary supporters over too.
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The hilarious Taiwanese cartoonists at Next Media Animation already depicted Brett Favre sending penis pics to various women who didn’t want them. And now they’ve got Charlie Sheen going apeshit with a 22-year-old NYC hooker/porn star who he thought stole his phone and wallet. And though we find Sheen repulsive in real life, as a cartoon he’s pretty hot!
Sexy Becks turns us on even off-field when he’s just changing in his tight undies. Just look at that delicious soccer ass (we’d love to bury our faces in it) and that bulge! His wife once said he has a dick like a tailpipe—after seeing these pics, we’re beginning to think his Armani underwear ads weren’t padded. Of course, we’d gladly take those undies off just to check for ourselves.
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Penn Badgley is a 23-year-old Gossip Girl actor who has got something worth gossiping about in his jogging shorts apparently.
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Thanks to HotJocks for this shot of Major League Baseball player Matt Holliday of the St. Louis Cardinals showing some VPL while running back to the dugout—very tasty!
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Some queer kids get bullied into hopelessness and suicide by tormenting classmates; gay sex columnist Dan Savage started the It Gets Better project to stop that. Create a touching, reassuring video about how queer lives eventually become more fabulous and you could save a life—it’s a worthwhile cause. So no wonder Broadway decided to create an uplifting cheesy pop song out of it.
Just about every actor in New York is gay, even the straight ones. And so a bunch of ’em got together to sing about life’s wonders in optimistic, feel-good, hand-clapping glee. The video moved Z, a regular Sticky contributor from the blog Z Reveals because it hit on his own difficult coming out story:
The song was like a sharp knife and tore apart my pink envelope where I hid my old my bad memories in. I was still amazed I passed those years and kept my sanity. Even my own twin brother didn’t want to hang out with me at school. He told me I was acting very girly—I survived!!! I learned to fight. I learned to find my way. And seriously it got better day by day!!
But the cute talented singers (who exude a “can’t we all just get along” multi-culti feel) also passionately belt out optimistically vague pop lyrics like:
“There are friends yet to meet
There are songs to be sung
Beautiful sunsets and battles unwon.
There’s more to be found if you just stick around.
“Don’t give up! Your life just has begun! It gets better better better,..”
Cheesy, yes. Are we dicks for critiquing it? Yes. But the song is damned catchy and all the iTunes proceeds go to The Trevor Project a 24-hour queer youth hotline for support. Plus, seeing cute guys sing it to one another always gives us a warm tingling feeling in our happy zone; so overall it’s a win.
Even porn star Buck Angel made an It Gets Better video. Buck had his pussy eaten and fucked by Wolf Hudson in Tattooed and Screwed. A transexual female-to-male porn star Buck might not seem an idea role model to reassure bullied school kids. In fact, some schools have started worrying the the videos might be too risque for their young students. IGB creator Dan Savage responds:
Savage said he is thrilled by the volume and diversity of the contributions. But…the writer has been contacted by school administrators, who are hesitant to use the site as a teaching tool because a few videos have a risque tone or contain sexual themes. Among other contributors, transsexual adult film star Buck Angel contributes a very touching (and arguably PG-rated) segment.
“I made it, and you can make it too,” Angel said, choking back tears. “There’s so much help out there today for you guys.”
He is also worried that too many participants are repeating his initial mistake, presenting a laundry list of suffering, ending with a quick “It gets better” and a goodbye.
Savage can’t control submitted videos and he shouldn’t want to in this case. Buck’s video expresses something essential to the project’s spirit. He’s not the only queer kid out there tormented by gender identity. Transsexuals exist—they regularly get laughed at, harassed, and ignored—and so it helps to have a someone speak about gender non-conformity. Buck Angel could be the start of the trans-wave in this video movement; an important step indeed!