We’ve lusted after New Moon hottie Taylor Lautner’s bulge before, but this time around you can see more of its hung glory and it has got us swooning like schoolgirls. Now if only he’d do a gay version of New Moon (kinda like Twinklight but with hunkier men).
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We thought it was a strange we started to receive a few new comments on an old post we did on Bel Ami’s Marek Pietrak. We did some digging and turns out there is a little scandal brewing over in Hungary now. Marek Pietrak is also known as Jerzy and currently appearing in reality show Való Világ, Hungary’s version of Big Brother, now into its 4th season.
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Taylor seems to be at it again. This time a cam video of him jacking off has leaked. Check out his latest at Hollywood-Xposed.
Did you watch LOGO’s The A-List: New York? You didn’t? Good! Because the only good reason for watching was this guy, Rodiney Santiago. He’s a Brazilian underwear model they decided to subtitle throughout the entire show. He was also the hottest, most genuine guy in the entire show (alongside Ryan and Mike). Anyway, he released a 2011 calendar for himself and had this sizzling video for 2(x)ist underwear just in time to stuff your stocking!
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Sometimes the happy-go-lucky hijinks of the perpetual after-school special GLEE brightens our day and other times it makes us wanna slam our heads in a car door. But the dreamy smile of show’s newest heartthrob Darren Criss always warms our cockles. And now that we’ve found a picture of him shirtless you can consider our chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Boxers? Happy trail? Armpit hair? Yes, yes, and YES!
Same with Robert Pattison. Yes he helped perpetuate that fangsty Twilight series, but it also introduced us to ultra-hunk wolfboy Taylor Lautner and the twink-porn spin-off Twinklight—so we can’t completely begrudge Mr. Pattison, especially since he’s just a teensy bit gay! And now that we see how willing he is to strip down and go swimming, we like him all the more.
And last but not least there’s occasional drag queen and gay orgy attendee James Franco. He played Harvey’s gay lover in Milk and now he’s on film kissing another guy—himself. We kinda wanted to hear how he hits on a guy and for him to go into a full on make out, but classical music and a peck on the cheek works too… we guess.
The last time we checked into the Big Brother 12 Penis Scandal, hunky physicist Brendon Villega had ruined things with his girlfriend and possible fiance Rachel Reilly by showing his wiener to fellow Big Brother contestant Molly Shephard. Rumors abounded that Molly also had pics of yet another Big Brother contestant James Rhine. She does apparently (as the moles on the pics match), but here’s the kicker… this so called “Molly” person may just be a a dude posing as Molly to get nakey pics! Oh reality TV… the entertainment just never stops!
According to Reality Blurred the person pretending to be Molly on Twitter is actually just “a man named Nick in his early 20s. He is in his senior year at some college in PA. He is overweight, homosexual, and has a lot of time on his hands. This is not the first time he has faked his gender in order to get men to give him masturbation material.” That’s pretty twisted but because he’s snagged pics of two lean, handsome hotties, he is also our hero.
Meanwhile, hot swimmer Villega has issued this sweet but over-long public apology in which he says he had not one but THREE encounters with various Skype skanks while dating Rachel—someone get this guy’s Skype address; getting him to cam his dick is like stealing candy from a very muscular and well-hung baby! He thinks he needs to see a counselor because someone who’s “right in the head” shouldn’t ignore a hot piece of firecrotch analog ass just to get some digital dirtiness from a dude posing as a woman. It’s cruel to say, but he looks hot while groveling and we still wanna put this guy under bitch arrest.
Let’s hope “Molly” (whoever he is) also got pics of every other guy in the house. Homewrecking, yes but hot Hot HOT!!!
Brendon Villega is different things to different people. Fans of Big Brother 12 know him as the hunky 30-year-old high school swim coach who got ejected early into the show. To his girlfriend Rachel Reilly, Brendon was her “future husband.” Little did she know that he had whipped out his cock for a little Skype-sponsored cybersex session with another Big Brother contestant, a woman named Molly Shephard. Molly knows Brendon as the sexy muscular guy with a nice dick… and after seeing the picture she took during their online tryst, so will you.
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We’ve been keeping an eye on Joe “Jailbait” Jonas for quite some time and as soon as he turned 18, we started posting items about his sexy bits—Joe’s big cock, his sexy abs, and onstage boner. But now we’re turning our sites on his bootylicious brother Nick. Nick’s an all-American boy who enjoys apple pie, the National Anthem, and of course baseball. The boy doesn’t even have to play well, he makes any team look good by just standing around and showing off his amazing ass in stretch pants. But imagining him hitting a homerun with his Louisville slugger and then rounding the bases with those shapely nalgas makes us wanna get to homebase with the baseball beauty—take us out to his ballgame!
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Apparently European TV is the thing to watch for sexy gay programming. First the Dutch had a big-dicked robot breakdancing onstage and now a Danish daytime show host is offering 20 pounds for pop singer Robbie Williams to flash his bum to a throng of delighted amusement park goers—amusement indeed! It’s quite a benevolent Christmas gift on WIlliams’ part, although they might have appreciated seeing him unwrap his package a bit more.
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Our favorite Project Runway contestant Jack Mackenroth turned us on just a month ago with some sizzling swimsuit pictures that made us pop an instant boner. But now he’s back in even better shape and in even tighter swimsuits that are making us want to fuck his pretty face, seriously wreck his hole, and cum all over his chiseled rock-hard abs. Plus he’s got a beard now. This can only mean one thing—there is a God and he has been listening to our prayers. And they said being gay was a sin…
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You may recall that a guy named Robert Randolph recently dished on Travolta’s alleged bathhouse trampery in his self-published book You’ll Never Spa in This Town Again. Among other things he said that Travolta is an oral bottom who prefers men of color. Travolta’s litigious lawyer Marty Singer caught wind of Randolph’s tales and issued a cease and desist letter to Gawker.com, the site that originally published them.
Singer calls Randolph’s stories “blatant defamatory lies” from a “patently unreliable source,” adding that Randolph suffered “permanent brain damage” in 2003, something the author admits on his website. Singer also asks why a married celebrity like Travolta would publicly have sex in Los Angeles (where he doesn’t even live) and why Randolph would sit on these lascivious stories for 15 years before releasing them. You can read the entire letter for yourself.
But in the meanwhile, Randolph has been receiving some other special letters from people who support Travolta—namely death threats . How about this boys? Whether Travolta’s gay or not, how everyone promise not to make things up and not to kill each other. That way, everyone wins.
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Oh, the little things we are thankful for, and which make us scream like hapless lil schoolgirls. The day I (and hopefully some of you too) have been waiting for is here!
May we present to you, Jake Gyllenhaal’s dick shot from “Love and Other Drugs” which has just been released in the theaters!
UPDATE:
The plot (and unfortunately not our cocks) just thickened! We just got hold of an animation of the scene in question, and we don’t think Jake G’s penis is in there!! See the animation after the jump!
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When Chinpoko asked we QueerClickers about having sex with animals, he linked to a story about Canberra Raiders rugby player Joel Monaghan. Monaghan got drunk with a bunch of teammates and decided to play a prank on an absent team member by taking a picture of himself being fellated by the teammate’s dog. You probably “had to be there” to understand the hilarity.
Anyway, one of his trusty teammates must have e-mailed the photo or something because it eventually found its way onto Twitter and landed Monaghan in hot water. Animal activists cried rape but Monaghan’s agent Jim Banaghan said that his client meant it as a joke, not sexual abuse. Nonetheless, the Canberra Raiders CEO Don Furner opened an inquiry into the matter that forced Monaghan to leave the team in disgrace. In response, Monaghan’s agent issued the following statement:
“Joel can’t blame anyone but himself for an act of stupidity that will haunt him for the rest of his life.
Joel wants to make it clear that he was the one playing a prank on an absent teammate by simulating the act.
There are no words of explanation that can be offered because none can be appropriate.
Joel has to now face his family as well as fans and supporters with that shame and has already undergone counseling to help him cope with the consequences of what has happened.
It was a moment of abject stupidity brought about by too much drink and a complete lack of any thought process.
The fact that someone has sought to compound the situation further by the use of social media only adds to the trauma, but Joel accepts that it is his actions alone that are at fault.”
Wait… there are therapists in Australia that specialize in media fallout from bestiality sex pics? Wow, the Outback really does have everything. The Canberra Raiders CEO said, “[The dog sex] is something [Monaghan] will live with for the rest of his life… a big cross to bear for doing something stupid out on the drink. The perils of the media and social media today are a great example of why you shouldn’t do [something like this].”
Let that be a warning to all you kids thinking of making a sex tape with your housepets. We have a picture of their drunken canine tryst and our expert analysis of the entire thing on QCX where it belongs. Don’t act all decent… we know you wanna see it.
A-list Superstar Jake Gyllenhaal has been plagued with gay rumors but according to good friend Adam Levine he’s Straight. Lets set the record Straight about his package! Thanks to the technology of Blu-Ray you can now get a glimpse of Jake Gyllenhaal’s Big Cock! Check It out Now.
Ugly Betty fans may have found Michael Lucas’ appearance on the show kinda crazy, but shit’s now full-blown insane as one of the show’s smaller stars Michael L. Brea stands accused of slicing off his mother’s head with a 3-foot sword. Ugly Betty fans… it gets uglier.
While most people spend the time before Thanksgiving preparing to see one of their family members, Brea spent his time preparing to dismember one of his family. According to the NY Post around 1 AM Brea chased his mother around her apartment chanting “Repent! Repent! Repent!” [and] asking if she believed in Jesus Christ or God while she yelled ‘Help me! Help me!'” But in New York City you hear crazy crap like that all the time, so no one came.
Another neighbor said Brea kept calling for the “architect of the universe,” a term used by Freemasons to refer to a supreme being. A police source later called the murder weapon a three-foot ceremonial Masonic sword.
Another report said that the cops arrived at the “extremely bloody” scene around 2:20 AM, used a taser to subdue the actor, then escorted him to a nearby hospital.
Brea has since been charged with 2nd degree murder and criminal possession of a weapon. Sadly, the samurai sword seems the weapon of choice for quasi-famous psychopaths. Still no word on why Brea attacked his mother though he is currently undergoing psychological evaluation.
In case you’re wondering why we’re reporting on this to begin with: 1) Ugly Betty‘s big with the homos. 2) We used to think Brea was handsome, well, before all this anyway. 3) We report all things queer and this is about as queer a crime as we’ve heard of in a while. We’ll report more on this story as it develops.
Lucimar Ferreira da Silva (aka Lucio) is a Brazilian footballer known for playing strong defense. But after these pics get out, he’ll also be known for having an uncut cock that’s a nice size even when flaccid. He won the 2002 World Cup and so it’s fitting that we’d like to reward him with a cup of our own, namely a nice warm cup where he can soak his teabags. We’re also open to giving some nice long nude massages for his sore muscles and preparing quality tossed salads. Health is so important for soccer players, y’know? And we’ve all just become his biggest fans.
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