You like big cocks? Oh yeah? How about the five-foot cock of a whale? It’s like a meat harpoon… too much for you (prude)? You might not like a woman teaching you about sex, but when it’s actress Isabella Rossellini’s Green Porno, you know it’ll be entertaining and often violent. In the first season of Green Porno, Isabella tackled insect fucking. In the second season of this tantalizing, wondrous series, she portrays whales, barnacles, starfish, and other deep sea denizens doing the nasty—and in the wild world of the animal kingdom, the term “safe sex” doesn’t always apply!
Check out this censored promo for Green Porno 2 and then some of the short episodes at The Sundance Channel. It’s funny, interesting, and kind of sensuous in an art-dork sort of way.
And if you missed the first season of Green Porno, check out this teaser promo for the first season and some episodes at The Sundance Channel as well. Between earthworms 69ing, praying mantises violently devouring each other and bumblebees breaking off their penises into their partners, your sex life will seem suddenly tame in comparison.
Just as we announced, Beau Breedlove, the 21-year-old ex-lover of now Portland mayor, Sam Adams is posing nude for Unzipped Magazine. If you recall, Breedlove slept with Mr. Adams before Adams became mayor and there was some furor over Adams initially lying about their relationship and Breedlove’s age when they started fruckin’. Anyway, all that’s blown over and nowadays Breedlove actually looks pretty damned tasty with those rockin’ pecs. From what we remember, his last skin shots looked pretty twinkish.
The issue with Breedlove doesn’t come out for a while. But we have an exclusive photo of the young Breedlove messing around with another political figure and you won’t believe who it is! Find out, after the jump! Beau Breedlove previously on QC: Scandalous Twink, Beau Breedlove, To Pose Nude For Unzipped Magazine UPDATE: The Mayor’s Beau – A Blow-By-Blow Account Sam Adams, Gay Mayor Robs Beau’s Cradle
If you’ve ever watched the Terminator movie series, you know that the Governor of California and his killer robot pals always travel back in time naked. We’d always wondered why, but the above video clears it up for us. We’re thankful that in the future gays can serve in the military, even if they are on the side of the evil robot overlords—what’s that line about the oppressed becoming the oppressor?
Last week on The Soup, actress Rachel Wood from the Oscar-nominated movie, The Wrestler, stopped by only to be mistakenly matched up against lubed-up production assistant Matt Carney. Matt’s got a hot little body that looks even better oiled… to bad he gets beaten by a girl. But then again, Ms. Wood looks like one tough lady.
About two weeks ago, the Canadian Border Services Agencybanned two Lucas Entertainment titles from being imported into their country: Farts and Piss! Michael Lucas doesn’t like taking anything in the ass, especially not from an entire country. So the shrewd, crude businessman sent a letter to the U.S. President Barack Obama, asking him for his help. You can read the entire letter on Lucas’ blog, but here are some highlights:
“I know that one of your points of discussion [with the prime minister of Canada] will be coordinating our nation’s economic stimulus plan with Canada’s. Farts! and Piss!, just two of the productions that were denied importation into Canada, are highly successful titles from my Lucas Raunch line… As our economy teeters on the brink of total collapse, it would be foolish to deny access of such a high quality, proven money maker onto shelves of the Great White North’s porn stores.
[I assume that] when the package [containing Piss!] arrived at Canadian customs, an official took note of the titles, and decided they needed a break from their real job. This (probably male custodian of Canadian law) popped my DVDs into the nearest player, beat off multiple times watching Ryan getting his face splattered with my urine, and then reported the material as obscene.
Can Obama help? Yes, he can… but would he want to? It’s undoubtedly a joke on Lucas’ part, but he never fails to impress with his over-the-top press releases. Stay classy, Michael. By the way… you can read the entire list of banned items here. Some of the banned titles are kinda hilarious:
Don’t let the mid-winter blues and world news get you down!Sticky’s got a cure for your frowns. Between gay comedy musicals, masturbating bears, and bad rap, Sticky promises to entertain and keep you sane. Just check out some of this week’s Stickiest posts: Zanna Don’t! – The award-winning musical Zanna, Don’t! is set in a topsy-turvy world where everyone grows up gay. The music’s catchy, the lyrics are funny, and the hunky quarterback hits on the chess dork… awwww! Grin & Bear It – Late Night host Conan O’Brien tries to retire his classic character, The Masturbating Bear, with a Star Wars twist! He cannot be stopped! Rap Or Crap? – Everyone in this company’s office has a rhyme to bust in this video where the rapping’s so baaad its good! You’ll either smile or cringe… Sore-gasm – Taxing internet porn may not seem like a laughing matter, but it may be if New York thinks it can get away with its plan. Laughably Hot – See videos of Giorgino, Autosuk and Bitchy Butch amongst others at the weirdly wonderfully and alternative HOMOPUNK where hung international hipsters pose in funny but erotic shots. Bong Ripper: The hottie who played a Michael Phelps-esque swimmer in the Harvard roast of James Franco is also a dorm room dance music artist! Not funny ha-ha, but funny unexpected. See? Didn’t some Stickies help? Stop by Sticky and place some Stickies of your own or check out what other hilarious hotness Sticky has to offer.
Don’t look directly into the nut sack, kids! Apparently, the children of South Carolina are being corrupted(?) or hypnotized(?) by sets of novelty rubber testicles hanging from the backs of trucks. Yes, it’s Truck Nuts a modern, moronic automotive adornment that gives balls to the cliche that vehicles are merely “extensions of your penis.” Though city won’t likely press charges, we’re wondering what “harder actions” they’ll take if men continue to flaunt their balls in public. In the spirit of investigative journalism, we wanted to get down and dirty on the balls. So we went right to the source to get some hard hitting (or low-hanging) answers. Though they have many varieties (such as Black Tuxedo Nuts, Blue Balls, Flesh Nuts, Nuts of Steel, and Shiny Brass Balls) they don’t give any reason behind why one would hang prosthetic nuts from their hitch. However, they do offer this helpful hint and disclaimer:
The hanger comes with directions, you slide this into your 2 inch hitch receiver and this allows your balls to swing back and forth easily.
WHEN USING THE HITCH HANGER, IT IS BEST TO USE A THREADLOCKER ADHESIVE, PEOPLE WILL STEAL YOUR BALLS.
Sexual harassment in the workplace makes both men and women uncomfortable. That is, unless, they’re into that kind of thing… Finally, gay sexual harassment makes it into a PSA. What do you think? In the mood for a powerfuck? Want two big cocks in oil? Think it over… your hand-job could depend on it.
