Our moms used to get onto us for playing too many video games; she’d say they cause blindness and carpal tunnel syndrome. What she actually meant is that she wanted to get us out of the house so she and dad could go to Pound Town. Little did she know that we’d more likely go blind and get carpal tunnel from shooting a load in our eyes looking at porn. Well now we’re all grown up and can stare at video games and porn as long we like. And video games with porn in them? Even better. Enter Bum Tropics a hardcore adult sex video game where you get to fuck 10 different men around an island that apparently has skeezy bathrooms with shit on the floor and empty hotel rooms where the toilet’s in plain view. You can choose you hair, eye, and skin color and unlock special In Bum Tropics you can choose your character’s hair color, eye color, skin color, and unlock special items (we’re not sure what, but we’re hoping clown suits and beaded anal wands). And then fuck all the men on the island! There’s chocolate studs for guys who like black men, vanilla bunnies for those who prefer white dudes, and even a black-and-white robo-alien with a freakishly long dong for those who like both. Based purely on the screen shots, we guess the rest of the game involves filling up men’s bodies with jism or making thousands by becoming the island whore—we’re not sure which. But these digital dudes have turned our floppies into hardware and we’ll plugging in our joysticks and going for a high score, fer sure.
Whether you’re an athlete or a fetishist,Jockstrap Central has got your hook-up. Not only do they have a wide range of sexy brand-name jockstraps, swimwear, underwear, t-shirts, and tanktops at great prices, but they also have amazingly hot models and a great 360-degree view for every item view so you can (ahem) get a good look at the “merchandise” before buying. Stefano’s one of Jockstrap Central’s premiere models. He’s a personal trainer from Toronto that they asked to show off their Joe Synder jockstrap line. If you’ll notice, this Joe Synder variety is army camouflage with a peek-a-boo slit between the pouch and the waistband for easy access. If you think Stefano looks hot now, check out what he unleashed when they asked him to demonstrate the peek-a-boo design. The photographers certainly got a pleasant, eye-popping surprise and so will you! See Stefano unleashed AFTER THE JUMP!
UPDATE: April Fools! For a quick look back at QC’s previous pranks, see 2008, 2007 and 2006.
We’ve been so busy behind the scenes for the past few months with new developments we’ve been eager to send your way. You guys probably know by now we don’t sleep much at QCHQ. We have a new something-something launching early next week, and our QueerClique network is finally accepting its first round of beta users. BUT BUT BUT, we’re really excited about this particular announcement!
QueerClick is very proud to present our very first Chinpoko merchandise – The Chinpoko Cam!
Seriously, we laboured so hard on bringing this one to fruition. So what is it?
This is quite simply the world’s simplest camcorder. It lets you capture the everyday moments that happen anywhere and share them with friends and family everywhere. That’s the idea behind the Chinpoko Cam. It’s simple (shoot & share using USB cable; no time-consuming RAM hogging video format conversions required!), portable (weighs only 147gms), and is amazingly affordable (starting from USD159).
Camera comes in two sizes – 2GB & 4GB, as well as 2 cute designs: One with Chinpoko in a Portrait format, and the other in a Landscape format. We still can’t decide which is nicerer. Hee.
For full tech specs, please view the individual product pages at Chinpoko Store (yes, our penile friend has a store of his own – look out for more Chinpoko merchandise heading your way next season).
Chinpoko advocates Safe Shooting. 30% of the sales proceeds will go to QC’s favorite charity—Raising Malawi, which helps place poor Malawian children up for adoption in the US and the UK.
We only have 50 pieces manufactured for each design so this is strictly a limited run. We will not be making any more of them. When they’re sold out, that’s it! We have already received some pre-orders. So hurry, while stocks last. Order Your Chinpoko Cam Here.
We actually watched a video of the guys getting molded and we can’t wait to grab an actual Visconti-molded mouth Fleshjack, (I might just make out with it at first, before I shove my dick down his Fleshjack Boy throat) and a butt Fleshjack (I loved how the Triplets laughed remembering what it was like to get molded for this!) and hold on to your cocks—they’re also going to release their first Fleshjack Boys Visconti-molded dildo. We can’t wait to get a grip on this one. In fact, I may just have to buy three to get the real effect. According to the Fleshjack Boys, these will be shipping in early summer. We can’t wait!
aussieBum’s ahead of the summer wave! They got some of their beautiful boys together to go to Morton Island & shoot some of their new ranges & designs. We’re all for sexy surfer boys and skimpy swimsuits, but what’s up with the model wearing leather boots and carrying a meat cleaver into the ocean? Clear the beaches!!! We have an Aussie madman on the loose! Or maybe he was just hunting killer sting rays… our hero! You can check out their full line of underwear and swimwear at aussieBum.com.
aussieBum just realeased some tasty preview shots of their 2009 summer line and it looks like it’s gonna be a scorcher, boys! Don’t depend on the ocean to keep you cool this summer. It’s gonna take a hot boy to cool you down. Leave the SPF 69 sunblock at home!
Before we get into the book, written by 20-year veteran porn director Mike Donner, here’s some things you may not have known about the porn industry (with our own added commentary):
Versatile actors tend to get paid more than total tops or bottoms. We bet they make an assload more cash.
One should pick a porn name that’s sexy, not stupid; for example, Drake Fillmore, OK. Cheeks Quickshaft, FAIL. You don’t want viewers laughing during the opening credits when they should be prepping the lube.
Any porn model on set should be ready to bottom (that means you too, standing by the camera). Bottoms should also ass-douche and consider taking Immodium AD the night before—no one likes unexpected chocolate treats in the middle of a sausage dinner.
You shouldn’t show up to a porn interview wearing underwear that’ll leave unattractive wasitband marks on your hips.
Not having sex two days before the scene can help a cumshot go from Lil’ Squirt to Old Faithful. Our high school basketball coach basically gave us the same advice when he told us not to cum a few days before a big game: “You’ll make better baskets and your rim shots will more likely to go in.” He was wrong, but all the boners in the locker room was better than winning.
It’s rude to call other models “girls”, but it’s completely acceptable (encouraged even) to call your bottom a “bitch” while fucking them. Feminism has come a long way!
There’s no porn worker unions, actors should get paid up front, not sleep with flirty producers, and should expect to be taxed by the IRS—just several ways to avoid getting screwed in a porn movie.
Some studios make their actors trim their pubes for that “bigger cock” look, also some viewers find bush a big turn-off; but not this viewer.
Those are just a sampling of the many factual tidbits from Donner’s How To Be A Gay Porn Star. Donner’s quite hilarious and experience without our additions. He’s written and directed 200+ gay and bi videos and been nominated for 58 awards (he won 22), so he knows his topic well. Plus, he’s got porn stars Rod Barry, Dean Phoenix, and Justin Wells backing him up with personal anecdotes throughout. Each chapter ends with “Daddy Donner” regaling readers with first-hand tales such as when a performer accidentally unloaded in his eye while shooting. During an interview, Daddy Donner said, “Porn should be fun, and anyone who’s done a shoot knows it’s also pretty hilarious. And hard work. Hilarious, hard work. You’ve got someone’s testicles in your face while you’re at work – how serious can you be?” Though he says the porn stigma has worn away somewhat and that amateur porn sites let anyone fuck on camera, actual porn stardom require lots of hard work, fitness, mental health, friendliness, and the ability to take direction, and fuck for hours. Make sure you don’t have “political or papal inspirations,” Donner says, “a hard-on is a job requirement. If you can’t get that basic skill, consider another line of work,” and “if you’re looking for a boyfriend, try church.” You can read the first chapter of the book, buy it, and see some funny pics from How To Be A Porn Star at Mike Donner’s website. Also, Rod Barry recently considered Donner’s book, and shared how he became a porn star on his blog. Got an exhibitionist streak or always felt curious about trying porn? Take Donner’s advice and try your skills on camera… you may surprise yourself! Whad’ya think guys? Any takers? Rod Barry previously on QC: Rodd Barry and Alton Cox at MikeHancock.com Bound Gods: Luka and Rod Barry QCX: Bound Gods – Rod Barry and Dak Ramsey Rod Barry Enters Rehab For Alcohol Abuse Dean Phoenix previously on QC: Kyle King and Dean Phoenix at HotHouseBackRoom.com Kyle King at HotHouseBackRoom.com Dean Phoenix and Danny Roddick at ColtStudioGroup.com QC Movies: On Fire Porn Gossip Round-Up! Justin Wells previously on QC: FalconTV: Justin Wells and Tony Bishop Men Over 30: Justin and Lee Men Over 30: Lee Covington & Justin Wells Circle Jerk Boys: Troy Montgomery and Justin Wells
If you’ve ever been fucked by talented top or fingered by a handy man, perhaps you’ve been lucky enough to experience a true anal orgasm—the intense orgasm you get by directly stimulating your prostate (the “Male G-spot”). They feel different from just jerking off; they’re not just cock-centric, they’re more internal, more whole: your entire body shudders, your ass pulses with pleasure, your skin feels electric and tingles for some time afterwards. In short, they’re the best, most satisfying orgasm a man can have. Anal orgasms are hardly a gay secret. Traditional Indian medicine calls the area between the genitals and anus the Muladhara Chakra, the seat of coiled-up spiritual and sexual energy. For millennia, cultures the world over have enjoyed releasing this energy through the pleasures of assplay, if only from the anus’ sensitivity. But most guys only stick with rimming and fucking, never realizing the ass’ other amazing potential; they’ve never experimented or known how. Well now there’s a safe, well-designed sex toy built purely to help you tap into the mind-blowing pleasure and pleasure of anal orgasms—the Aneros.
Things are heating up around QueerClick and aussieBum! Summer’s coming and we can’t wait to get our hands on a hot pair of trunks… especially if a man’s already in them. aussieBum has got lots of great ways to package your summer fun, but right now they’re content to tease you with a hot video filled with surf and turf, dudes and ‘tudes. We’ve captured a few screenshots, but you should really check out the video for yourself… lots of hot boys, tons of sexy underwear. It’s gonna be a hot summer.
DominicFord.com has recently announced the release of a 3-D porn starring hairy fuck machine Arpad Miklos and hung redhead Blu Kennedy. Subscribers receive a pair of 3-D specs (modeled by Kennedy above) to view the film and guard your eyes against 3-D jizz-shots. According to their press release, there will be more 3-D porn titles to cum:
Everyone always says, ‘3-D porn!’ when you talk about the potential uses of 3-D technology. However, no one has taken it seriously because it is difficult to do well and expensive to produce. With the resurgence of 3-D movies and television shows, we thought now was a great time to take our industry in a new direction.
Though it sounds rad, the red-blue 3-D effect tends to drain all color out of a film. You get pale porn stars fucking on Mars, when what we really want is to see Kennedy’s bright pink hole and Miklos’ caramel-colored cock slamming together. Oh well, we’ll just pretend the tint of our computer screen is screwy.
We recently got wind of a scorching new campaign from Pipe Underwear shot by master photographer Johnny Lopera. They could be selling something mundane like jumper cables or brussel sprouts and we’d still want in. Hubba-hubba!
Don’t look directly into the nut sack, kids! Apparently, the children of South Carolina are being corrupted(?) or hypnotized(?) by sets of novelty rubber testicles hanging from the backs of trucks. Yes, it’s Truck Nuts a modern, moronic automotive adornment that gives balls to the cliche that vehicles are merely “extensions of your penis.” Though city won’t likely press charges, we’re wondering what “harder actions” they’ll take if men continue to flaunt their balls in public. In the spirit of investigative journalism, we wanted to get down and dirty on the balls. So we went right to the source to get some hard hitting (or low-hanging) answers. Though they have many varieties (such as Black Tuxedo Nuts, Blue Balls, Flesh Nuts, Nuts of Steel, and Shiny Brass Balls) they don’t give any reason behind why one would hang prosthetic nuts from their hitch. However, they do offer this helpful hint and disclaimer:
The hanger comes with directions, you slide this into your 2 inch hitch receiver and this allows your balls to swing back and forth easily.
WHEN USING THE HITCH HANGER, IT IS BEST TO USE A THREADLOCKER ADHESIVE, PEOPLE WILL STEAL YOUR BALLS.
This Valentine’s Day, underwear companyDMK sends some lovely basketfuls of tempting man-candy. Oh, we’re in love! Do you like chocolate? Twinkies? Beefcake? Then open up! The very sexy shots come from photographer Peter Brown.
Thanks to The Male Model Magazine for the great pics!
ES, the Spanish underwear and swimwear company has gone international with its amazingly hot collection. Over time, their products have gotten hotter and their catalogues have made us even hornier. Maybe you should pick yourself up a pair for Valentine’s Day, eh? Rawr!
Marco Polo’s our pool game of choice more than water polo. Water polo’s fun to watch between rounds when the swimmers are all dripping wet on deck, but during the actual matches, the swimmers’ best bits stay underwater. What are we supposed to concentrate on… the game? Yeah, no. Now aussieBum gives us something to enjoy when those sea-horses get out of the water, League, a series of square cut trunks that come in 11 eye-popping varieties. They also have free shipping until Valentine’s Day, if you haven’t heard, so get a move on and make it a warm and wet evening to remember!
Yes, FIFTEEN STICKY THOUSAND!! We’re so excited about the pending milestone that we’re organising a Giveaway. Fancy an autographed Corbin Fisher 2009 Calendar (Okay, we’re halfway through February, but there are still 10 months left to drool over those hot boys)?
The AMATEUR COLLEGE MEN 2009 wall calendar features your favourite Corbin Fisher boys: Lucas, Connor, Jeff and of course jaw-dropping Dawson.
And, and and… We have 2 autographed copies to give away!
One will go to the 15,000th approved Sticky submitter. So start sending in your submissions here.
Or, share with us a Sticky situation or story (remember to leave a proper email address so we can reach you) and the other Calendar will go to the best comment.
If you want to double your chances of winning, make sure you send in a Sticky, and leave a comment!
This Giveaway will expire on 14th February 2009, Valentine’s Day.
HAPPY STICKY ICKY!!
