Nude Reviews: Caption Contest

Our friends at Nude Reviews are holding a contest and giving away sex toys, DVDs and studio memberships. Head over to their forum, register and then caption the photo above (make sure you enter your caption on their site, not in QueerClick comments). Good luck!

Two Food-Related Sex Games: Porn Star Or Potato & Steakhouse Or Gay Bar

You know how much QueerClick loves fun and games. Recently we featured Keric’s Complex, a game where you get manga elves to suck and fuck one another. Then a while back, we shared a handful of games including Cruising Room, a game where you try to fuck five guys you meet at a gay bar.
We recently discovered two more food-related games. First is Porn Star or Potato? in which you have to decide, based on an up-close picture, whether you’re looking at a porn star or a potato. That may sound easy (and for the first round, it is), but then it gets much, much harder. The explanatory captions are hilariously worth reading.

We found this second game thanks to Manhunt Daily. It’s called Steakhouse or Gay Bar? Gay guys love eating meat (and the occasional tossed salad). So are Mr. Lucky’s, Dickie Brennan’s, the Hindquarter, Empress Court, Mother Lode, and Hole in the Wall names of gay bars or steak houses? The score keeper on top will tell you which, where it’s located, how many names you’ve guessed correctly, and the percentage of other people who got it right too. We’re currently scoring 75% correct, but we’re not as boned up on our steakhouses as we are on gay bars.

QC FYI: Spaniards Rank Best, Germans Worst In World Lovers Survey

Congratulations all Spanish QueerClickers! You’re the world’s best lovers! And Germans… well, you’re ranked #1… among the worst, but there may be hope. According to a survey, carried out by global research website OnePoll.com, 15,000 women rated the sexual talent of 20 countries based on personal experience. For the worst countries, they even provided reasons.
According to the study, “English men were criticised for ‘letting women do all the work’. Swedish men were ‘too quick to finish’, Dutchmen too rough and Americans too dominating. Greeks were deemed ‘soppy’.”
Sadly, they didn’t give their explain why all the countries on the “Best Lovers” list got ranked so well—we’d certainly like to know. But if you’re on the worst lovers list, don’t lose heart. Any stinky Germans can clean up their act with a bar of soap, Russian guys can shave, Turkish guys can use antiperspirant, and Swedish guys can build up their stamina with a Fleshlight. And England? No excuses… get it together, boys.
Of course, the REAL problem with the survey may be that it was done by 15,000 women and not 15,000 gay guys. Hell, we’d probably give extra points for loud, rough, dominating, stinky, hairy, sweaty guys. Not that we’d stick around long enough to figure out what the hell country they’re from… or their first names.

Sites We Like: Homoshame

Our newest find for Sites We Like, Homoshame, is a faggy half-cousin of Lurid Diggs. But instead of over-the-top bedrooms, Homoshame features over-the-top homos doing what we do worst, wearing rainbow colored garb, sodomizing statues, and taking horrible glamour shots.
To understand the site’s outlook, take a look at its definition of “HomoShame”:

HomoShame [hoh·moh sheym] noun

1. the painful feeling arising from the consciousness of something being “gay and outrageous,” done by oneself or another (Perez Hilton gives me a massive amount of HomoShame.)

2. susceptibility to this feeling (I like being gay, but when I spend too much of my free time discussing Adam Lambert’s second-place finish on American Idol…I get HomoShame.)

3. disgrace; ignominy (Seriously dude? You give me HomoShame.)

4. a fact or circumstance bringing disgrace or regret to a gay man or woman (You’re being a little gay and outrageous…and now I’ve got HomoShame.)

5. the overwhelming feeling that the homosexual population of this country and the world can and should do better (I get HomoShame every time I think about the way the No on Prop 8 campaign was handled.)

We’re sure some readers will dislike the idea of HomoShame, especially since we’re just coming off of Pride season, but we’re always up making fun of embarrassing photos, especially when taken in earnest. Plus, the site even features a few hot guys, though each puts varying levels of HomoShame in full effect.
Other QC Sites We Like:
Sites We Like: Contributing Editor
Sites We Like: Try State
Sites We Like: Guapo Magazine
Sites We Like: MS Paint Porn
Sites We Like: Tomass Hawkke’s Naked Nature
Sites We Like: Look At This Fucking Hipster
Sites We Like: East Village Boys
Sites We Like: Spunktoons
Sites We Like: Guys With iPhones
Sites We Like: YVY Magazine

Bel Ami Online Opens Behind-the-Scenes Blog Filled With Goodies

Bel Ami (Europe’s answer to the All-American Boy) just opened a blog on their site featuring loads of hot photos and short articles about behind-the-scenes action. Even though it’s a blog, its layout is much more like a modular website where you access different articles by clicking on the teaser graphic. But those teasers deliver with loads of hot photos under each. Here’s a run-down of their premiere articles as well as some of their great pics above:

• This month, their club newsletter features some outtakes from their first-ever photoshoot with the Corbin Fisher boys, extra shots of the very hot Kris Evans, and pictures of Bel Ami’s elusive founder, George Duroy.
• They’ve also got shots of naughty twins Milo and Elijah not only sucking each other off while getting nailed by big dicked blonde, Trevor Yates, but doing one better by skewering Yates from both ends in the second round.
• One article comments about one of Bel Ami’s few barebacking scenes—one between models Alex and Brandon. The clip went on to be one of the highest renting clips in Bel Ami’s history,
• They run a review of their upcoming film, Watching Porn which features Bel Ami models, err… watching porn from their website. Talk about low-budget, low-concept.
• “People Behind BelAmiOnline” is a section interviewing the folks that keep Bel Ami running, like the adorkable 28-year-old Photo Archives manager Harry Radcliffe. He originally auditioned as a model but was considered too skinny to star in one of Bel Ami’s films… damn.
• Company founder George Duroy will have a column, Bitching Favorites, with his thoughts about shaving pubes, eccentric hairstyles, soft bottoms, music and retouching photographs .

“[The blog’s] purpose was to create a place where company founder George Duroy could communicate directly with Bel Ami customers and people who visit the site,” said company COO Stuart Davis to the Gay Porn Times.

Get Your Gayme On (And Yourself Off) With Keric’s Complex and Kingdom Cum

Digital men are much easier to get along with than actual men—they’re quieter, less costly, and don’t require as much clean-up. So it makes sense that we’ve fallen in love with the digital hotties over at the The Humplex—a blog featuring gay fan art and arcade games. After all, you know how much we like sexy computer games.
The Humplex recently released chapter 3 of Keric’s Komplex, a game in which ultra-hunk anime elves suck, kiss, and jerk each other in different cum-drenched scenarios. Keric’s admirer, Cyl, just won’t leave him alone. Cyl employed a pizza boy to help tag-team Keric in chapter 2 and now Cyl’s back for more, except that a big-dicked angel has fallen to heaven and needs some “lip-to-lip resuckitation” first.
What follows are a series of mini-games involving your keyboard and mouse to help get the angel up and into action—thank goodness you only need one hand to play. You can help Koric handle his morning wood in chapter one or check out the Humplex’s full range of gay sex games at The HUMRcade.

We found another game (via hook-up site Squirt.org) called Kingdom Cum. The premise is simple, choose your character (either a twink, leather daddy, bear, or suit), pick up some condoms, and then cruise the forest for ass. Everytime you fuck or suck a guy, you get points and a boost on your boner meter—the bigger your boner, the bigger your bonus! Pick up lube and cockring powerups to help you move faster and maintain your erection even longer; and avoid porcupines and sleeping men along the way. Make your way through Hardwood Forest and up Squirt Mountain, you’ll reach the enchanted Bathhouse where more action awaits. It’s kinda like Super Mario Brothers, but with lots more blowjobs and anal sex.