Can you believe it?!! It’s the last week of the GWiP Awards—the judges have picked three great finalists for last week’s theme of Cocks and Props and come up with their last challenging theme to end the competition.
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Wowzers! When I asked my last question about whether or not you studs shave your pubes, I never expected 63% of you to say yes! On top of that, 43% of you shave or trim while dry. As I said, I like to keep my playset nice and tidy, but I certainly love finding myself nose deep in a hairy spot, if you know what I mean… PATA, PATA!!!
I’m feeling saucy and so I’m curious. I enjoy walking on the wild side over at QCX sometimes—daddies, transexuals, and fist queens… oh my! But you’ll also see the occasional piss post and it got me wondering. I have had a gent piss in my mouth once before, but have you? And if you haven’t, would you ever try? On top of that, how about if someone wanted to “give you the hot lunch” by pooping on your chest or squeezing a soft serve right in your mouth?
What? Don’t get all squeamish (prudes). This is a highly scientific question. Besides, you never know unless you try. Who knows? You could be the next Scatman and Robin!
Michael Lucaswas right—porn is entering the mainstream. In fact,m it’s become so mainstream that you just can’t send your kids to school without exposing them to lots of hardcore gay porn. Don’t believe us? Here’s two stories that prove it beyond a shadow of a doubt. First:
A Pennsylvania high school thought they were getting a presentation on how to give blood, instead explicit porn popped up on the screen to burn all those young and innocent eyes.
Okay, they were 17- and 18-year-olds, but still, porn in your assembly isn’t exactly what your hard-earned tax dollars should be paying for, right?
Apparently a Central Blood Bank employee was storing some hardcore gay porn on his flash drive, and clicked on the wrong file when starting the presentation. About 30 seconds of porn was shown to the Norwin High School senior class before it was shut down.
A letter was sent home to the parents apologizing for the incident.
But this isn’t the first time an adult brought his porn to school.
Earlier this year in New Mexico, a teacher had taped a History Channel show over a porno tape, but apparently not completely. While Cliff High School students were learning about the 1919 Treaty of Versailles, some people doing the nasty slipped into the presentation. I’m sure they’ll all remember how that negotiation went down.
Firefighters combating a small blaze caused by a malfunctioning heating unit in an elite public school in southwestern Moscow uncovered a stash of pornographic materials in the director’s office, RIA-Novosti reported Monday.
The materials, mostly gay porn videos and dildos, were stored in a hidden room accessible only by the 59-year-old director, Yury Zavalsky, Lifenews.ru reported.
But Zavalsky said the items belonged to his nephew. He did not say why they had been stored in the school.
Um… why would Zavalsky stash his nephew’s gay porn at his place of full-time employment? Doesn’t his gay nephew have a mattress to hide it under? Maybe Uncle Zavalsky was “keeping it” for the youngster so he could “keep it safe.” We’d say that firefighters should have looked for crusty napkins around the porn, but they probably went up in the blaze
Remember when 15,000 women said thatGerman men made the worst lovers? Well a recent study says that 76% of all Frenchies have sexual problems negatively effecting their relationship, which may make the smelly Germans seem uber-sexy in comparison. The study also claims that one in four French use headaches, stress, and children as excuses to avoid doing the dirty—but is this true or just la merde? Gawkeris calling bullshit on the study because they claim a pharmaceutical company hawking erectile dysfunction meds headed it. Basically, release a study saying French men make terrible lovers and just wait for the francs to roll in*. In the old survey, French guys got ranked as the world’s 4th best lovers so which is it: the worst or fourth best? They can’t have it deux ways.
Meanwhile, the Germans wait by eagerly holding their bars of soap, hoping to confirm France’s sexual inferiority so they can to take their new place as the world’s second worst lovers.
* Yes, we know France uses the Euro now, so shut it you currency snob. More international sex news on QC: Whether You Want Big Dicks, Bottoms, Or Both… Gaydar’s Got You Covered QC FYI: Porn By The Numbers QC FYI: Masturbating To QC Makes You A Statistic
She constantly touts her symbiotic bond with her fans, the “little monsters”, who she inspires to “love themselves” as if they are damaged goods in need of her therapeutic repair. “You’re a superstar, no matter who you are!” She earnestly tells them from the stage, while their cash ends up in her pockets. She told a magazine with messianic fervour: “I love my fans more than any artist who has ever lived.” She claims to have changed the lives of the disabled, thrilled by her jewelled parody crutches in the Paparazzi video.
Furthermore, despite showing acres of pallid flesh in the fetish-bondage garb of urban prostitution, Gaga isn’t sexy at all – she’s like a gangly marionette or plasticised android. How could a figure so calculated and artificial, so clinical and strangely antiseptic, so stripped of genuine eroticism have become the icon of her generation? Can it be that Gaga represents the exhausted end of the sexual revolution? In Gaga’s manic miming of persona after persona, over-conceptualised and claustrophobic, we may have reached the limit of an era…
—Sunday Times Magazine, social critic Camille Paglia (apparently not a Lady Gaga fan)
“Religion is like a penis. It’s fine to have one. It’s fine to be proud of it. But please don’t whip it out in public and start waving it around. And PLEASE don’t try to shove it down my children’s throats.”
Democratic supporter, HIV and child charity fundraiser, and controversial businessman Joe Miller made his fortune in the late 70’s and 80’s by selling poppers (aka amyl nitrate – an inhalant that some men use as a sexual aid). A well known yet reclusive figure around gay political circles, Miller recently committed suicide in his Indiana home—no word as to how.
His company, Great Lakes Products continues to distribute poppers to sex shops and gay bars as “room deodorizer” and “video head cleaner” without disclosing the health risks to HIV/AIDS sufferers and men taking erectile dysfunction medication. Many men use poppers to relax their anal muscles for rough sex, but poppers can diminish the immune system and also cause a lethal drop in blood pressure when used with ED meds. A gay activist in Atlanta died from the deadly combo earlier this year causing one Indiana blog to question whether Miller is a sinner or a saint.
Even in death, Miller continues to generate controversy. According to one report:
Apparently the Indianapolis Star pulled its online obituary for him. Rumors are in the comments of the blogs quoted above of his company being raided by the federal government, sexual tourism, and using influence to suppress “anti-poppers” regulation and media coverage.
While our thoughts go out to Miller and his circle during this time, poppers maintain a disputed place in gay sexual culture. Though print and websites do not market them much anymore, many gay men continue to use and share them perhaps unaware of the risks.
Better remove your socks, QueerClickers, because 70% of us don’t like them on during sex! Which reminds me, there’s another thing that QCommenters tend to get up in arms about… pubes! Not everyone likes it when models shave their pubes. Admittedly I trim (as you can tell from my balls), but do you? I wanna know just how smooth some of you fellas are! And do you shave wet or dry? Different strokes for different folks!
Just don’t cut off your bits! That’s what I call a close shave!
We expected some hilarious entries when GWiP posted the theme “Make Us Laugh” but we never thought they’d end up choosing four funny finalists instead of the usual three! The cute comedians will definitely inspire a chuckle and a smile when the stickers finally come off.
This week brings a new challenge—”Gym Bunnies.” So grab your gear, your dumbbells, sweatbands, and bodacious bod because they wanna see you sweat and flex. Remember, any guy with an iPhone can participate. Just read the rules, swipe an iPhone and take your best shot!
The grand prize is a factory unlocked iPhone 4—pretty sweet! So don’t delay!
“I’m completely self-sufficient. I don’t need anyone for anything. I can have sex with myself, I can love myself, I can do all those things myself. The importance that people place on me not having another half even if it’s just for sex, it’s irrelevant to me. It’s very old-school. When you put people in boxes, you take away a lot of who that person is.”
When the gents from GuysWithiPhones asked readers to submit pictures of their Best ASSets, little did they expect not three but FOUR stunning finalists who dropped trou and gave everyone a hole lotta love! That’s right! Even though the competition (and judges) are stiff. If you impress ’em, they’ll open up wide to fit you in.
This week’s theme is “Make Us Laugh!” That means all you class clowns and funnymen have a chance to tickle everyone’s funny bones by delivering your funniest, freshest iPhone pics. So grab your rainbow wig and rubber chicken… the circus is in town and you’re in center ring.
As always, the GWiP competition for a factory unlocked iPhone 4 is open to all guys. All you need is a good idea, an iPhone in your picture, (oh, and to read the rules) and then get to snappin’! With only 4 weeks left you could be the big winner!
Even though we worry about pulling off their jewelry with our buttholes, we love men with pierced cocks. What could be more majestic than a beautiful prick crowned with a Prince Albert? We’ll tell you what…. NOTHING. But what kind of men sitck earrings in their ding-a-lings anyway?
You might think of kinky punk rockers, leather studded S&M queens, or tattooed ex-hippy biker burnouts. But according to an online study from Texas Tech University, you’d be wrong. They tend to be straight, educated, committed, sober, middle class white guys:
Among those who responded, the average man was 31 years old, white, heterosexual, college educated and earned more than $36,000 per year.
Overall:
— 89% identified themselves as Caucasians;
— 41% were married and another 20% lived with a significant other;
— 56% reported a salary of more than $45,000 per year;
— 28% said they had a strong religious faith;
— 82% said they were heterosexual;
— 87% said they didn’t use drugs;
— 74% said they had at least some college, and 20% had a graduate or doctoral degree.
They say it’s always the ones you least suspect, but we like the idea of some straight-edge, happily married, atheist, physics doctorate walking around with a metal stud in his cock—especially if he’s using that pierced prick to school some freshman. School’s back in session, sucka!
But in case you’re considering ringing your own bell, here’s a tasty tidbit that you might wanna consider first (we hope you haven’t eaten):
About a quarter of men report that they have to urinate sitting down because urine sprays in all directions through the piercings. Other reported complications have included priapism (uncomfortably sustained erections), bleeding after sex, gangrene and loss of jewelry in female partners.
Remember Michael Verdugo the HGTV Design Star competitor and Florida cop who lost his job for appearing as Jeremy Wess in the Ropes McGurk gay porn video, Rope Rituals? He sued to get his job back but the PD also wanted to strip him of his Florida Department of Law Enforcement certification prohibiting him from ever serving as a cop again. He won the battle to keep his certification. The ruling places him on a one-year probation with mandatory state-approved ethics courses (like “How Not To Be A Bondage Fuckbitch On Camera”).
Verdugo has also sued to get his job in the Hollywood police force back, but he won’t get his day in court for that until November. In court, he’ll have to prove that he got sacked for being gay rather than for being in a porn. As we reported earlier, he believes that if a male cop had appeared nude in a straight porn film, his police buddies would be “high-fiving him in the hallway.” Proving gay discrimination may prove difficult, but if the criminals he took down while in uniform outweigh the effort he put into that naked hour-long fuck, they should let him back in… it is Hollywood after all.
We wish Verdugo luck! In the meanwhile, the man on his left in the bottom most picture is his boyfriend, also a cop—at least he has him to come home to. They should make their own bondage video, no? Who’s got the handcuffs?
Peter Jonason, a psychologist at the University of West Florida,decided to study the sexual phenomenon known as “the booty call”—that is, “a late night summons (often made via telephone) to arrange clandestine sexual liaisons on an ad hoc basis.”
He interviewed over 300 college students who in the last year either had been in a booty call relationship (123), in a committed relationship (97), or in a one-night stand (69) and asked how often they participated in physical acts that were primarily emotional as opposed to sexual. For example, hand-holding, hugging and kissing are emotional (used to form an intimate bond) but blowjobs, handjobs, and sex are primarily sexual (used to get off).
Here’s what he found:
“Booty call was a hybrid,” said Jonason, who is now a professor at the University of South Alabama. “We positioned it mostly in the middle [of sexual and romantic relationships], but we positioned it mostly on the side of sex.”
…Overall, emotional acts were less common in booty-call relationships compared with serious long-term relationships. On the other hand, sex acts were more common in booty-call relationships than in one-night stands, probably because the reoccurring nature of booty calls means more time for trying new things.
“It’s unlikely that a guy and a girl who meet at a nightclub tonight are going to go home and play, let’s say, dress-up,” Jonason said. “If they try something freaky, they may lose all chance of a sexual encounter with the other person.”
Surprisingly, he said, people who’d been in one-night stands reported more emotional acts than sexual acts, much like people in long-term relationships. The finding could be a result of the small sample size, or due to the revved-up nature of one-night stands.
“Emotional acts like kissing and hand-holding function as foreplay and act to escalate the relationship, in a very quick fashion, to sex,” Jonason said. “You have to get from zero to 60 in a really short time.”
Some of Jonason’s other research suggests that booty-call relationships often end when one partner pushes the other for something more committed than casual sex. Avoiding conversation and leaving right after sex can prevent those emotional bonds from forming.
So that’s why we’re willing to do freaky put-on-panties-and-throw-you-against-the-wall-sex with our booty calls but act like undersexed housecats whenever we have a one-night stand. Interesting study, but Jonason could have saved his money and learned all this at a bar any weekend. If booty-calls are a human phenomenon, it makes you wonder if our ancestors sent telegrams, smoke signals, and sorcerers to try and summon late night pieces of ass—when the donger is hungry, it refuses sleep!
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Seventy percent of QueerClickers findsex with socks on very unsexy. But let’s get to the important news! Last November, Proposition 8 took away the right for gay couples to get married in California. Well, this week a Federal Judge Walker Vaughn declared the hateful law unconstitutional.
Our friends at The Sword published some porn star reactions to the judge’s decision, but we’re interested in your reactions. Now that gay marriages may soon resume in one part of the country, should we grab the rice or save it for dinner? What do you think? Think you’ll ever wanna get gay married?
Apparently Banana Republic got wind of the big man-banana bulging out of their tailored herringbone trousers and had some Photoshop Wizard (re: unpaid summer intern) go and smooth out the hard cut cock into a rather disappointing bulge; which makes the pants far less appealing (though more suitable for the viewing public). They also darkened the trousers from battleship gray to more of a Davy’s gray which just won’t work at all—not this fall.
